Complete the sentence:
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.... I have eaten an entire box of roses trying to workout which one is the Brazilian Darkness
How many hours on the bike do I need to pedal to burn off ....0 -
...The whole tub of Quality Street I've eaten in order to compare them
Will my bike still...0 -
Be there when the new year starts
Who's the girl with smelly feet.....0 -
but they smell like fresh mountain air after going down on her.
I love Christmas as I get to...“Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”
Desmond Tutu0 -
...spend time away from all those i loathe!
I really should be kinder to my colleagues because...0 -
No one will notice when I drop some polonium into the pot.
Christmas is cancelled this year because....“Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”
Desmond Tutu0 -
Alcohol will be in good supply
Why should the world take notice..0 -
..of a mere minion with Polonium poisoning.
Cracks in dunking biscuits...seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
... will annoy fissure!
Puns should be outlawed because...0 -
...they imply stuff wot goes over me 'ed.
Do you think Santa's helpers...seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
...Will also go on strike
When I was a young man...0 -
...it seemed that life was so wonderful, a miracle, oh it was beautiful, magical and all the birds in the trees, well they'd be singing so happily, Joyfully, playfully watching me.
When all the world's asleep...seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
...the little pixies come out and fark everything up
This meeting is going to be...0 -
...chaired by wee Jimmy Krankee
I wish I'd listened to what my mother said...
It's just a hill. Get over it.0 -
.... that is if she actually said anything, I wasn't listening.
If a mother is giving advice and no one is there to listen .......0 -
... she's still not going to stop.
Winter solstice is the perfect time to...0 -
...cough up green stuff that you could trip on.
Should I use Veet on my...seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
...camel
If I should fall from grace with...0 -
I hope I have a parachute on.
I was walking in the jungle......Tail end Charlie
The above post may contain traces of sarcasm or/and bullsh*t.0 -
when i tripped and fell on my asp.
It's the shortest day so i shall0 -
...dance around the cauldron, occasionally stirring and add a nip of GIn.
The problem with hairless Camels is...seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
...nothing to hold on to.
Dyson aren't very good at sucking up...0 -
...the wrath of my missus.
Personally, knitting cardigans for bald Camels...seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
is giving me the hump
Twas the knight0 -
...of the gales that prevented the Ferries form crossing to Nardern Eyrelan land and the locals came out to play with the unfortunate souls, who were stuck in a small town in deepest, darkest Jockland, fearing for their possessions and their innocence.
The day before...seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
...Your C40 got nicked
But say a prayer...0 -
..for the impoverished people of Peebles trying to emigrate to the land of malk, hunny and turning your bike around.
For a moment...seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
...I thought it was all just a bad dream
But the most important rule, the rule you can never forget, no matter how much he cries, no matter how much he begs...0 -
..., is put him on a kebab skewer and barbecue him without marinading him first.
[We are talking about your pet Hamster aren't we?]
The problem with treating pneumonia in Camels is...seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
...they still get the hump
If I had my way, Christmas would be...
It's just a hill. Get over it.0
