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Complete the sentence:

secretsamsecretsam Posts: 4,864
edited January 2017 in The cake stop
"a gentleman does not..."*



* For "gentleman", substitute "gentle lady", "gentle person", etc as required

It's just a hill. Get over it.
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  • secretsamsecretsam Posts: 4,864
    edited November 2016
    Gethinceri wrote:
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    "goatse"???

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