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  • TashmanTashman Posts: 3,089
    ...the little pixies come out and fark everything up

    This meeting is going to be...
  • secretsamsecretsam Posts: 4,978
    ...chaired by wee Jimmy Krankee

    I wish I'd listened to what my mother said...
    It's just a hill. Get over it.
  • fat daddyfat daddy Posts: 2,605
    .... that is if she actually said anything, I wasn't listening.

    If a mother is giving advice and no one is there to listen .......
  • mrfpbmrfpb Posts: 4,561
    ... she's still not going to stop.


    Winter solstice is the perfect time to...
  • pinnopinno Posts: 48,546
    ...cough up green stuff that you could trip on.

    Should I use Veet on my...
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  • Garry HGarry H Posts: 6,639
    ...camel

    If I should fall from grace with...
  • Frank the tankFrank the tank Posts: 6,553
    I hope I have a parachute on.

    I was walking in the jungle......
    Tail end Charlie

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  • crumbschiefcrumbschief Posts: 3,399
    when i tripped and fell on my asp.

    It's the shortest day so i shall
  • pinnopinno Posts: 48,546
    ...dance around the cauldron, occasionally stirring and add a nip of GIn.

    The problem with hairless Camels is...
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  • Garry HGarry H Posts: 6,639
    ...nothing to hold on to.

    Dyson aren't very good at sucking up...
  • pinnopinno Posts: 48,546
    ...the wrath of my missus.

    Personally, knitting cardigans for bald Camels...
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  • crumbschiefcrumbschief Posts: 3,399
    is giving me the hump

    Twas the knight
  • pinnopinno Posts: 48,546
    ...of the gales that prevented the Ferries form crossing to Nardern Eyrelan land and the locals came out to play with the unfortunate souls, who were stuck in a small town in deepest, darkest Jockland, fearing for their possessions and their innocence.

    The day before...
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  • Garry HGarry H Posts: 6,639
    ...Your C40 got nicked

    But say a prayer...
  • pinnopinno Posts: 48,546
    ..for the impoverished people of Peebles trying to emigrate to the land of malk, hunny and turning your bike around.

    For a moment...
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  • Garry HGarry H Posts: 6,639
    ...I thought it was all just a bad dream

    But the most important rule, the rule you can never forget, no matter how much he cries, no matter how much he begs...
  • pinnopinno Posts: 48,546
    ..., is put him on a kebab skewer and barbecue him without marinading him first.
    [We are talking about your pet Hamster aren't we?]

    The problem with treating pneumonia in Camels is...
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  • secretsamsecretsam Posts: 4,978
    ...they still get the hump

    If I had my way, Christmas would be...
    It's just a hill. Get over it.
  • lincolndavelincolndave Posts: 9,441
    In summertime

    If a picture paints a thousand words......
  • Frank the tankFrank the tank Posts: 6,553
    haven't we had this before.

    Doctor, doctor
    Tail end Charlie

    The above post may contain traces of sarcasm or/and bullsh*t.
  • haydenmhaydenm Posts: 2,997
    please. Ohhh, the mess I'm in.

    She walked up to me...
  • vimfuegovimfuego Posts: 1,783
    ..which was deuced odd, because she'd been dead for the past two years.

    They say you should know your enemy, but.......
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    What's a Zwift?
  • pinnopinno Posts: 48,546
    ...escaping on your Camel is often a good option.

    The 3 wise men...
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  • lincolndavelincolndave Posts: 9,441
    Well we said they were clever, but I thought that was sarcasm

    How much money did they blow on ....
  • haydenmhaydenm Posts: 2,997
    writing false slogans on the side of a bus?!

    I don't mean to get political but...
  • pinnopinno Posts: 48,546
    ...EU is destined for irrevocable change and a we will pay the price for Belgian chocolate price hikes.

    My Llama said...
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  • fat daddyfat daddy Posts: 2,605
    ... I wonder if Jeff Minter will write another game about me.

    Mincepies made by a 5 year old should ...
  • Frank the tankFrank the tank Posts: 6,553
    only be eaten by their parents.

    Christmas time is
    Tail end Charlie

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  • orraloonorraloon Posts: 11,407
    ...pretty soon seemingly. Hadn't noticed.

    That creature the boy rescued from the sidewalk grew into...
  • pinnopinno Posts: 48,546
    ...a fine young cannibal.

    People shouldn't go around...
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