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  • fat daddyfat daddy Posts: 2,605
    ... the ability for a mediocre rapper to transcend his ability and transition to television and film, and ultimately star in numerous blockbuster films. Becoming the only actor to have eight consecutive films gross over $100 million in the domestic box office, eleven consecutive films gross over $150 million internationally, and eight consecutive films in which he starred open at the number one spot in the domestic box office tally .. Ladies and gentle men ..... WIll Smith !!!!!


    Wikipedia ruined my ........
  • mrfpbmrfpb Posts: 4,561
    ... prospects of a First in my Degree dissertation on "How internet formums increase work productivity"


    Stop the world...
  • Garry HGarry H Posts: 6,639
    ..I'm getting off

    It's beginning to look a lot like...
  • pinnopinno Posts: 47,814
    ...Stoaty is going with Me Ed to the dinner party.

    The bigger they are...
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • slowmartslowmart Posts: 4,292
    edited December 2016
    The better Stevo likes em



    Father Christmas loves ....
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pinnopinno Posts: 47,814
    ...nothing since he turned Vegan and the Reindeer went on strike because for years they have been putting up with the high flying overladen sled run, despite suffering from vertigo and as for those noisy alcoholic little helpers and their drunken orgy's, sheesh.

    Do you think...
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • slowmartslowmart Posts: 4,292
    Trump takes it up his censored ?


    Is Trump as mad as a balloon or simply......
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • TashmanTashman Posts: 3,074
    ...just a box of frogs?


    Is there really a...
  • secretsamsecretsam Posts: 4,948
    ...need for excessively loud flatulence?

    When the boat comes in...

    It's just a hill. Get over it.
  • orraloonorraloon Posts: 11,201
    ...will the Daily Hate editorial staff be there en masse to welcome it?

    How many beans...
  • crumbschiefcrumbschief Posts: 3,399
    does it take to get to the end of a film alive.


    Take me to
  • slowmartslowmart Posts: 4,292
    Somewhere warm and sunny


    if only ........
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Garry HGarry H Posts: 6,639
    ...we could all agree on how many dots to use in elipses

    if jesus were alive today he would...
  • slowmartslowmart Posts: 4,292
    Stand up and say he was a wolves supporter.


    I think ...
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pinnopinno Posts: 47,814
    ...drawing circles is much easier.

    If there was a giant ladder into space...
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • orraloonorraloon Posts: 11,201
    ...there would likely be a bleeping big snake coming down the other way.

    it's a long way to the top...
  • pinnopinno Posts: 47,814
    ...but when you get to be President of the world you can pi$$ all the politically correct off.

    I approached the big, stern looking woman at the sperm donor reception and...
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • slowmartslowmart Posts: 4,292
    asked her where would she like me to cum?


    The celebrity culture has as much social utility as....
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • lincolndavelincolndave Posts: 9,441
    A very good kick in the balls

    Laughing loud that vicar said...
  • pinnopinno Posts: 47,814
    ...no more tea for me thanks, i've been stuffing tarts all afternoon.

    When I was a little boy living on the rough streets of Kensington...
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • slowmartslowmart Posts: 4,292
    This kind man in football coaching gear groomed me.


    Dodgy Dave Cameron was last seen....
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • TashmanTashman Posts: 3,074
    ...coaching football in Kensington

    What is the air speed velocity...
  • slowmartslowmart Posts: 4,292
    Of Boris's ejaculate as it fires into Nigel's willing mouth.



    I really must get out more because
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pinnopinno Posts: 47,814
    ...this forum isn't spiritually fulfilling enough.

    Sowing the seeds of...
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Garry HGarry H Posts: 6,639
    ...man's destruction

    I do like a nice pair of...
  • TashmanTashman Posts: 3,074
    ...nesting boobies

    innuendo is a sign that...
  • slowmartslowmart Posts: 4,292
    I'm bored at work and I'm thinking of soapy baths with well endowed ladies who like playing hide the soap.



    So this Blair fellow is thinking if re-entering politics to save us all from.....
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pinnopinno Posts: 47,814
    Oh bollox: Innuendo: ...your Italian doctor thinks you are constipated and intends to use an enema.

    Back OT:

    ...Micheal Gove.

    On Thursday's, I tend to...
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • slowmartslowmart Posts: 4,292
    Not reply quickly enough and then be arsed to change my original text ;-)


    I love pizza after...
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • fat daddyfat daddy Posts: 2,605
    ..... wrinkled human testicle is found on one - http://metro.co.uk/2016/05/23/dominos-p ... a-5900552/

    DAMN I have been walking around the office all morning with my .......
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