Complete the sentence:
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...we could all agree on how many dots to use in elipses
if jesus were alive today he would...0 -
Stand up and say he was a wolves supporter.
I think ...“Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”
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...drawing circles is much easier.
If there was a giant ladder into space...seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
...there would likely be a bleeping big snake coming down the other way.
it's a long way to the top...0 -
...but when you get to be President of the world you can pi$$ all the politically correct off.
I approached the big, stern looking woman at the sperm donor reception and...seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
asked her where would she like me to cum?
The celebrity culture has as much social utility as....“Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”
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A very good kick in the balls
Laughing loud that vicar said...0 -
...no more tea for me thanks, i've been stuffing tarts all afternoon.
When I was a little boy living on the rough streets of Kensington...seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
This kind man in football coaching gear groomed me.
Dodgy Dave Cameron was last seen....“Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”
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...coaching football in Kensington
What is the air speed velocity...0 -
Of Boris's ejaculate as it fires into Nigel's willing mouth.
I really must get out more because“Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”
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...this forum isn't spiritually fulfilling enough.
Sowing the seeds of...seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
...man's destruction
I do like a nice pair of...0 -
...nesting boobies
innuendo is a sign that...0 -
I'm bored at work and I'm thinking of soapy baths with well endowed ladies who like playing hide the soap.
So this Blair fellow is thinking if re-entering politics to save us all from.....“Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”
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Oh bollox: Innuendo: ...your Italian doctor thinks you are constipated and intends to use an enema.
Back OT:
...Micheal Gove.
On Thursday's, I tend to...seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Not reply quickly enough and then be arsed to change my original text ;-)
I love pizza after...“Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”
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..... wrinkled human testicle is found on one - http://metro.co.uk/2016/05/23/dominos-p ... a-5900552/
DAMN I have been walking around the office all morning with my .......0 -
if you have spent the morning trying to shag a crocodile?...take your pickelf on your holibobs....
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Well that depends either the croc has eaten you for a crap shag or crap advances or you're a closet trump supporter ( thick as shit) as you can't follow the concept of a game thought up by a Kenyan refugee living in Scotland.
Cyclists, I think they're all.....“Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”
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...Riding bicycles
They're justified and they're...0 -
...currently getting an education as some of them didn't know that Secret Sam was also a Kenyan refugee.
Ladies tennis is always best viewed...seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
...with a box of Kleenex to hand.
I am an antichrist, I am...0 -
The leader of the Tory party.
I love to taste ....“Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”
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...sarcasm salad with baked implication pie and a side order of antagonistic vegetables
I wish there was more to...seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
...life than this menial drudgery of office life!
Tonight I shall mostly...0 -
... travel back in time and stop my self from traveling back in time earlier on tonight
the secret of buying another bike without your wife noticing is ......0 -
...divorce.
Can anyone recommend a good...?0 -
...Witch Doctor?
In the middle of the night...seanoconn - gruagach craic!0