Complete the sentence:
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..go and howl outside Manc33's house.
Should I wait until Monday before...seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Pinno wrote:..go and howl outside Manc33's house.
Should I wait until Monday before...
...setting off to sniff Gary's Selle Italia?
The alternative is of course to..."Get a bicycle. You won't regret it if you live"
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.... stay at home and sniff my own
mostly I stayed dry on my commute, except that is for my .....0 -
...feet because I wrapped them in plastic carrier bags but the hole I made for the cleats let the water in.
Should I stay or should I...seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
...go west young man?
John West salmon is great because it...."Get a bicycle. You won't regret it if you live"
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..... makes you feel like you are a cat if you buy it in those pouches and crawl around the kitchen floor mewing before your wife puts in in a little bowl for you
My wife left me because .....0 -
...I often crawled around the floor mewing.
The fundamental thing about...seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
... mewing is that it isn't quite a meeow or a moo.
Speaking of a moo, did you know that a cow has ....0 -
...Manc33 who has one stomach the size of a cow
Holy cow! Said Batman, just as he...."Get a bicycle. You won't regret it if you live"
Mark Twain0 -
...stepped out of the Gotham Doo-Wap brothel and noticed it was a '3 for 1' offer on the other side of the road at the Wap-Dee outlet.
Robin meanwhile...seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Ate worms in pinno,s garden
I am not sat here arguing the toss..0 -
...but a bad case of Thrush can have a serious impact on worm welfare.
Deep in the flatlands of Engerland...seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
The vikings landed at Hull, and promptly left.
What's happening here asked the principal.....0 -
...Balerina whilst celebrating the cultural capital
Way down deep in the middle of the...0 -
... Mars Bar is a smooth layer of caramel.
My friend is allergic to caramel because ...0 -
...the emulsifiers (E442, E471, E476) in the indegrets cause a rash on his todger that cannot be cured by rubbing Beetroot on it.
My friend from Bodmin (he's a tw@t) said...seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
...something illegible because of his strong Westcountry accent.
Confidence is a preference for the habitual voyeur of what is known as...0 -
...life on CS7
You can take a route straight through what is known as.....CS7
Surrey Hills
What's a Zwift?0 -
...the get out of Alsager quick route.
Handy if you have...seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
a nuclear bunker with enough supplies to out last Trump's Presidency.
Why is Michael Gove so...“Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”
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...obsequious, slimy, shifty, two-faced, sycophantic and nepotistic?
Why is there only one...seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Michael Gove in this country's time of great need?
Let me tell you about...0 -
...some eejits who were given the vote.
Meanwhile, across the Atlantic in deepest, darkest Peru...seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
...Some if the locals were wondering what happened to the talking bear.
A day without me...
It's just a hill. Get over it.0 -
...is a day of sadness (is what I've been told to write by SecretSam)
When will this woman shut the...0 -
.. bollox in the door of the bloke who posted a pic in a well known cycling forum?
Deep mid winter riding involves...seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
...trying to locate your bollox after an hour in sub-zero temperatures.
for lunch should I go with the satay beef salad I made at home, or...0 -
...Gazpacho soup with Rye bread and Couscous ...no, f*ck it, chocolate gateaux, 2 slices of Millionaire shortbread, a dunking doughnut and a Cafe latte.
The problem with cycling...seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Is that you need a bike to ride
A shock incident happened today whilst the police .....0 -
...and then the dung beetle decided to take a U-turn when there in front of him was a one eyed, 3 legged Meerkat with bad breath.
Far away from the waste lands of...seanoconn - gruagach craic!0
