Complete the sentence:
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...to batter the husband!
Who would live...0 -
down by the river.
Spread the0 -
...cling film over the toilet carefully so that there aren't any wrinkles.
A porcupine with PMT is...seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
suffering prickly mammal tension.
One is never0 -
...going to forget about the many, the few and owing something in a field.
'Wait a minute' said the...seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
DC speedster.
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Have to do this
What is that over there in the shadows0 -
...it must be a cyclist in all black Rapha kit on his all black bike in the dark going under a bus.
It was unfortunate but...seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
...I did get myself a new top, the blood should wash out ok.
If a picture paints a thousand words...0 -
...then the picture of Orraloon post pub fight after 3 bottles of MD 20/20 is worth more.
How come...seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
People believe sh1t they read in "the sun"?
If variety is the spice of lifeTail end Charlie
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...then mediocrity is the manifestation of societal apathy.
A long, long time ago in a Galaxy far, far away...seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Was a bloke having a p1ss in the corner
Dawn was breakingTail end Charlie
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... the biscuits up to make a cheese cake.
The thing that frank liked most about dawn was ...0 -
The missus don't know about her.
What's that coming over the hillTail end Charlie
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...it's the dawn and she's heading straight for Frank's missus.
Take me down to the Paradise City where...0 -
...Dawn turns up with the Cheesecake.
I like it when the mistress...seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
It's now time to celebrate the sporting achievements of the year...0
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ive just realised its Christmas next week
What would happen if the world stopped spinning.....0 -
...[according to popular research, the body deals with 1 unit of alcohol per hour so I guess you've sobered up enough to drink more] I would recommend a Kebab to soak up the excess.
Typically, men folk in Wales differ from men folk in...seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
... for Christ sake, don't do what the Welsh do and wear Wellingtons, take an umbrella, avoid roads, avoid Plaid Cymru, avoid Big Bettie Evans knocking shop in Swansea and don't drink.
*There's nothing wrong with the drink, it's what might happen to you in an inebriated state that's the concern.
When in Scotland...seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Avoid ugly tranvestites wearing skirts.
Santa loves..“Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”
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...are busy working long nights preparing for the end of year bash.
Sand can...seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Be mixed with cement , so builders can earn a living
We would like to apologise to those who live in the south....0 -
..for any Northerly breeze carrying the scent of farts, fish, chips, Beah, Scousers and Jocks.
Isn't it so annoying when the neighbours...seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
...are dancing to electro-pop like a robot from 1984.
Monday I've got...0 -
... to fall apart,
Tuesday, Wednesday ......0 -
...Take us closer to the weekend.
What have Cadbury's...0 -
.... done to deserve all the hatred.
Oh yeah that's right they ......0 -
...changed the wrappers in the Roses selection the B*$tards!!!
I feel much better now...0
