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  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    It's zombie cocktail hour at The Winchester

    Gods and goats by
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 12,607
    ...two by two.

    I am the Ghost of...
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    Inspectre Wight of Scotland Yard.

    Who goes there
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,195
    ..along the slippery slope to mortgages, big TV's and banality?

    I'd rather be a...
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,195
    ...i'd rather be a hammer than a nail.

    What did the Cuckoo think when you flew over...
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  • MikeBrew
    MikeBrew Posts: 814
    ... to the mantelpiece and smashed the clock to smithereens

    there's nowt wrong with owt that's....
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,195
    ...a well stitched bit of clout.

    May you be full of...
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    love


    If i ever
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,195
    ..watch another 70's programme on beeb 4...

    On Christmas day i'm going to cycle for...
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  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    All the people who CBA

    Look up look down
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 12,607
    ...look left and down, hold still while I stick in this needle. (just reliving my week)

    I bet you're wonderin' how I knew...
  • lincolndave
    lincolndave Posts: 9,441
    It Christmas Day on Sunday

    Saturday breakfast is just not the same since....
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,195
    ...the blues walked into town.

    I woke up this morning...
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  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    With a camel lying next to me.

    Humpty Dumpty went
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,195
    ...to the dietician and ended up having his stomach shrunk by a surgical procedure using a welding torch which resulted in poor defences but intact towers.

    There was a Camel who...
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  • secretsam
    secretsam Posts: 5,098
    ...crossed the road with the chicken

    Will 2017...

    It's just a hill. Get over it.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 12,607
    ...be the year when yellowjerseycyclist.com copies the entire internet?

    If I were a rich man...
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,195
    ...I would buy the BR forum and ban people for being miserable, pedantic or humourless.

    In for a penny, in for a...
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  • secretsam
    secretsam Posts: 5,098
    Shock, you get sweet FA for a penny.

    When it snows...

    It's just a hill. Get over it.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,195
    ...the colder my toes tiddley pom, are growing.

    Friday the 13th and...
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • lincolndave
    lincolndave Posts: 9,441
    Tomorrow's the 14th


    Company by the left .....
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,195
    ...habout turn..quick March

    Company...
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  • lincolndave
    lincolndave Posts: 9,441
    What over the weekend ,no way

    So much for the bad weather,where did your cat sleep last night....
  • secretsam
    secretsam Posts: 5,098
    ...In a random place rather than its alloted bed.

    The fox in our garden...

    It's just a hill. Get over it.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,195
    ..chased Lincolndave's cat all the way to his neighbour''s house.

    Saucy Susie, the sale's rep was explaining the merits of the Ann Summers...
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,195
    ...in stepped Mary Whitehouse.

    She was horrified at the sight of...
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  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    Lincoln Dave's pussy

    I should just have that whisky because...
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,195
    ..i'm bored sh*tless.

    Choosing a Tom cat requires...
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  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    One to know that male tortoiseshells are extremely rare

    White spirit on a white saddle causes it to...
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    Become great for sniffing

    When the moon is this bright i