Complete the sentence:
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It's zombie cocktail hour at The Winchester
Gods and goats by0 -
...two by two.
I am the Ghost of...0 -
Inspectre Wight of Scotland Yard.
Who goes there0 -
..along the slippery slope to mortgages, big TV's and banality?
I'd rather be a...seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
...i'd rather be a hammer than a nail.
What did the Cuckoo think when you flew over...seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
... to the mantelpiece and smashed the clock to smithereens
there's nowt wrong with owt that's....0 -
...a well stitched bit of clout.
May you be full of...seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
love
If i ever0 -
..watch another 70's programme on beeb 4...
On Christmas day i'm going to cycle for...seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
All the people who CBA
Look up look down0 -
...look left and down, hold still while I stick in this needle. (just reliving my week)
I bet you're wonderin' how I knew...0 -
It Christmas Day on Sunday
Saturday breakfast is just not the same since....0 -
...the blues walked into town.
I woke up this morning...seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
With a camel lying next to me.
Humpty Dumpty went0 -
...to the dietician and ended up having his stomach shrunk by a surgical procedure using a welding torch which resulted in poor defences but intact towers.
There was a Camel who...seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
...crossed the road with the chicken
Will 2017...
It's just a hill. Get over it.0 -
...be the year when yellowjerseycyclist.com copies the entire internet?
If I were a rich man...0 -
...I would buy the BR forum and ban people for being miserable, pedantic or humourless.
In for a penny, in for a...seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Shock, you get sweet FA for a penny.
When it snows...
It's just a hill. Get over it.0 -
...the colder my toes tiddley pom, are growing.
Friday the 13th and...seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Tomorrow's the 14th
Company by the left .....0 -
...habout turn..quick March
Company...seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
What over the weekend ,no way
So much for the bad weather,where did your cat sleep last night....0 -
...In a random place rather than its alloted bed.
The fox in our garden...
It's just a hill. Get over it.0 -
..chased Lincolndave's cat all the way to his neighbour''s house.
Saucy Susie, the sale's rep was explaining the merits of the Ann Summers...seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
...in stepped Mary Whitehouse.
She was horrified at the sight of...seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Lincoln Dave's pussy
I should just have that whisky because...0 -
..i'm bored sh*tless.
Choosing a Tom cat requires...seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
One to know that male tortoiseshells are extremely rare
White spirit on a white saddle causes it to...0 -
Become great for sniffing
When the moon is this bright i0
