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  • izza
    izza Posts: 1,561
    keeping in a plastic bag and feeling like a tramp for 48 hours.

    The only thing you don't get is ...
  • lincolndave
    lincolndave Posts: 9,441
    Nice warm bed and a bath

    Although you could always try
  • Tashman
    Tashman Posts: 3,497
    ...just stay at home instead.

    I like to watch the world...
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,497
    ...tennis championships, especially when the Russian ladies are still in contention.

    Camping on Henman hill for two weeks prior to Wimbledon...
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  • lincolndave
    lincolndave Posts: 9,441
    Would be lovely, especially with all those strawberrys

    Wouldn't it be nice to get on ....
  • Tashman
    Tashman Posts: 3,497
    ...one of those russian lady tennis players

    I think that TUE's are...
  • fat daddy
    fat daddy Posts: 2,605
    ..... not as fun as WEDs or Fri's .... or Sats or Suns.

    Laura Trott keeps appearing ....
  • Tashman
    Tashman Posts: 3,497
    ...as Laura Kenny, is she confused?

    Lemon bakewell tarts are...
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,269
    ...quite nippy ladies of easy virtue from Derbyshire.

    Battenbergs however...
  • .. is the collective term for the tombstones of assassinated Royalty.

    No Officer, I was just...
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  • lincolndave
    lincolndave Posts: 9,441
    Doing what I normally do on a Friday lunch time

    What is that item you are throwing away....
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,497
    ...because if it's a vintage tennis racquet, it might be useful for bashing Ruth Davidson about the head.

    You can have your Battenberg cake and eat it but...
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  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    ...I'm not too keen on marzipan, so will pass.

    and the big wheel keeps on turning...
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,497
    ... but no neon burning in this damn circus of a town.

    I've been searching everywhere from...
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  • secretsam
    secretsam Posts: 5,120
    ..high to low, but I still can't find my special "weekend outfit"

    Where there's a will...

    It's just a hill. Get over it.
  • Tashman
    Tashman Posts: 3,497
    ...there's a Kate and a load of Papaerazzi

    It's just a hill...
  • fat daddy
    fat daddy Posts: 2,605
    ... ary Clinton email, the Russians gave it to me.

    The never ending supply of office chocolates, mincepies, cake, sweets etc, will totally ruin ......
  • Tashman
    Tashman Posts: 3,497
    ...my side profile when I'm in Lycra!

    Will Power is...
  • fat daddy
    fat daddy Posts: 2,605
    ... the ability for a mediocre rapper to transcend his ability and transition to television and film, and ultimately star in numerous blockbuster films. Becoming the only actor to have eight consecutive films gross over $100 million in the domestic box office, eleven consecutive films gross over $150 million internationally, and eight consecutive films in which he starred open at the number one spot in the domestic box office tally .. Ladies and gentle men ..... WIll Smith !!!!!


    Wikipedia ruined my ........
  • mrfpb
    mrfpb Posts: 4,569
    ... prospects of a First in my Degree dissertation on "How internet formums increase work productivity"


    Stop the world...
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    ..I'm getting off

    It's beginning to look a lot like...
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,497
    ...Stoaty is going with Me Ed to the dinner party.

    The bigger they are...
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  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    edited December 2016
    The better Stevo likes em



    Father Christmas loves ....
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,497
    ...nothing since he turned Vegan and the Reindeer went on strike because for years they have been putting up with the high flying overladen sled run, despite suffering from vertigo and as for those noisy alcoholic little helpers and their drunken orgy's, sheesh.

    Do you think...
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  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Trump takes it up his arse?


    Is Trump as mad as a balloon or simply......
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Tashman
    Tashman Posts: 3,497
    ...just a box of frogs?


    Is there really a...
  • secretsam
    secretsam Posts: 5,120
    ...need for excessively loud flatulence?

    When the boat comes in...

    It's just a hill. Get over it.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,269
    ...will the Daily Hate editorial staff be there en masse to welcome it?

    How many beans...
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    does it take to get to the end of a film alive.


    Take me to
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Somewhere warm and sunny


    if only ........
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu