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  • orraloonorraloon Posts: 11,207
    ...said "we don't serve your sort in here".

    So Mr Liquorice All took out his...
  • secretsamsecretsam Posts: 4,948
    ...Bertie Bassett and showed us the nobbly bits.

    When I dream, I dream of...

    It's just a hill. Get over it.
  • mrfpbmrfpb Posts: 4,561
    ...Theresa May giving me a Hard Brexit.


    Wouldn't it be nice if...
  • TashmanTashman Posts: 3,074
    ...You didn't put images like that in my head!!

    This time next year...
  • fat daddyfat daddy Posts: 2,605
    .... it will be nearly Christmas ..... I cant wait !


    Giblets from the Turkey are best used for ........
  • TashmanTashman Posts: 3,074
    ...distracting the neighbour's dog when you break in to steal all their shiny presents.

    And the award for man of the year goes to...
  • slowmartslowmart Posts: 4,293
    Ruth Davidson, biggest balls of any elected Tory.


    I wonder if
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

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  • fat daddyfat daddy Posts: 2,605
    ..... Serena Williams was nominated for the amazing comeback in tennis to finish 2nd


    when I click my shoes together 3 times and say there is no place like home I ..........
  • orraloonorraloon Posts: 11,207
    ...come over all Shirley.

    Meanwhile, Guy Martin is at it again...
  • izzaizza Posts: 1,561
    .. pleasuring Serena.

    However, with tennis racket handles, I prefer to...
  • pinnopinno Posts: 47,823
    ...bash Ruth Davidson around the head.

    Going camping is rather like...
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  • izzaizza Posts: 1,561
    keeping in a plastic bag and feeling like a tramp for 48 hours.

    The only thing you don't get is ...
  • lincolndavelincolndave Posts: 9,441
    Nice warm bed and a bath

    Although you could always try
  • oxomanoxoman Posts: 11,182
    A Travel lodge for the same feeling as camping.

    Or you could.
    Too many bikes according to Mrs O.
  • TashmanTashman Posts: 3,074
    ...just stay at home instead.

    I like to watch the world...
  • pinnopinno Posts: 47,823
    ...tennis championships, especially when the Russian ladies are still in contention.

    Camping on Henman hill for two weeks prior to Wimbledon...
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  • lincolndavelincolndave Posts: 9,441
    Would be lovely, especially with all those strawberrys

    Wouldn't it be nice to get on ....
  • TashmanTashman Posts: 3,074
    ...one of those russian lady tennis players

    I think that TUE's are...
  • fat daddyfat daddy Posts: 2,605
    ..... not as fun as WEDs or Fri's .... or Sats or Suns.

    Laura Trott keeps appearing ....
  • TashmanTashman Posts: 3,074
    ...as Laura Kenny, is she confused?

    Lemon bakewell tarts are...
  • orraloonorraloon Posts: 11,207
    ...quite nippy ladies of easy virtue from Derbyshire.

    Battenbergs however...
  • .. is the collective term for the tombstones of assassinated Royalty.

    No Officer, I was just...
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  • lincolndavelincolndave Posts: 9,441
    Doing what I normally do on a Friday lunch time

    What is that item you are throwing away....
  • pinnopinno Posts: 47,823
    ...because if it's a vintage tennis racquet, it might be useful for bashing Ruth Davidson about the head.

    You can have your Battenberg cake and eat it but...
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  • Garry HGarry H Posts: 6,639
    ...I'm not too keen on marzipan, so will pass.

    and the big wheel keeps on turning...
  • pinnopinno Posts: 47,823
    ... but no neon burning in this damn circus of a town.

    I've been searching everywhere from...
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • secretsamsecretsam Posts: 4,948
    ..high to low, but I still can't find my special "weekend outfit"

    Where there's a will...

    It's just a hill. Get over it.
  • TashmanTashman Posts: 3,074
    ...there's a Kate and a load of Papaerazzi

    It's just a hill...
  • fat daddyfat daddy Posts: 2,605
    ... ary Clinton email, the Russians gave it to me.

    The never ending supply of office chocolates, mincepies, cake, sweets etc, will totally ruin ......
  • TashmanTashman Posts: 3,074
    ...my side profile when I'm in Lycra!

    Will Power is...
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