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  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    ...we could all agree on how many dots to use in elipses

    if jesus were alive today he would...
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,474
    Stand up and say he was a wolves supporter.


    I think ...
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,195
    ...drawing circles is much easier.

    If there was a giant ladder into space...
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  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 12,608
    ...there would likely be a bleeping big snake coming down the other way.

    it's a long way to the top...
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,195
    ...but when you get to be President of the world you can pi$$ all the politically correct off.

    I approached the big, stern looking woman at the sperm donor reception and...
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,474
    asked her where would she like me to cum?


    The celebrity culture has as much social utility as....
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • lincolndave
    lincolndave Posts: 9,441
    A very good kick in the balls

    Laughing loud that vicar said...
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,195
    ...no more tea for me thanks, i've been stuffing tarts all afternoon.

    When I was a little boy living on the rough streets of Kensington...
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,474
    This kind man in football coaching gear groomed me.


    Dodgy Dave Cameron was last seen....
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Tashman
    Tashman Posts: 3,398
    ...coaching football in Kensington

    What is the air speed velocity...
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,474
    Of Boris's ejaculate as it fires into Nigel's willing mouth.



    I really must get out more because
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,195
    ...this forum isn't spiritually fulfilling enough.

    Sowing the seeds of...
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    ...man's destruction

    I do like a nice pair of...
  • Tashman
    Tashman Posts: 3,398
    ...nesting boobies

    innuendo is a sign that...
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,474
    I'm bored at work and I'm thinking of soapy baths with well endowed ladies who like playing hide the soap.



    So this Blair fellow is thinking if re-entering politics to save us all from.....
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,195
    Oh bollox: Innuendo: ...your Italian doctor thinks you are constipated and intends to use an enema.

    Back OT:

    ...Micheal Gove.

    On Thursday's, I tend to...
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,474
    Not reply quickly enough and then be arsed to change my original text ;-)


    I love pizza after...
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • fat daddy
    fat daddy Posts: 2,605
    ..... wrinkled human testicle is found on one - http://metro.co.uk/2016/05/23/dominos-p ... a-5900552/

    DAMN I have been walking around the office all morning with my .......
  • FishFish
    FishFish Posts: 2,152
    if you have spent the morning trying to shag a crocodile?
    ...take your pickelf on your holibobs.... :D

    jeez :roll:
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,474
    Well that depends either the croc has eaten you for a crap shag or crap advances or you're a closet trump supporter ( thick as shit) :wink: as you can't follow the concept of a game thought up by a Kenyan refugee living in Scotland.


    Cyclists, I think they're all.....
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    ...Riding bicycles

    They're justified and they're...
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,195
    ...currently getting an education as some of them didn't know that Secret Sam was also a Kenyan refugee.

    Ladies tennis is always best viewed...
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 12,608
    ...with a box of Kleenex to hand.

    I am an antichrist, I am...
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,474
    The leader of the Tory party.


    I love to taste ....
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,195
    ...sarcasm salad with baked implication pie and a side order of antagonistic vegetables :D

    I wish there was more to...
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Tashman
    Tashman Posts: 3,398
    ...life than this menial drudgery of office life!

    Tonight I shall mostly...
  • fat daddy
    fat daddy Posts: 2,605
    ... travel back in time and stop my self from traveling back in time earlier on tonight

    the secret of buying another bike without your wife noticing is ......
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 12,608
    ...divorce.

    Can anyone recommend a good...?
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,195
    ...Witch Doctor?

    In the middle of the night...
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  • mugensi
    mugensi Posts: 559
    Pinno wrote:

    In the middle of the night...

    ...the clock struck 12.

    The purpose of the rolling pin is....