Complete the sentence:
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...Pannier.
If I was a rich man...seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
I would buy everyone beer and cake
My hand got stuck when0 -
...big Sally tried to run me over with a Combine Harvester after that 'agricultural' incident.
I wondered into St Bartholomew's essential Nun's supply shop and...seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
They had nun
I had no idea why the crowd was shouting0 -
..."For God's sake LIncolndave, is that all you could come up with" in perfect harmony.
You should always serve...seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Butterscotch Angel Delight at any event
i met myself as0 -
...I wandered through the forum in the parallel universe's 'Please delete this thread' thread.
The bigger they are...seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
The more fun they is.
Just take one into the shower0 -
..., cover her in shaving gel and get jiggy with it.
Of course you wouldn't want to mess with...seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
.........Hulk Hogan
How many roads must a man walk down before.......CS7
Surrey Hills
What's a Zwift?0 -
...he never forgets to bring a spare inner tube again.
I ran out of lube yesterday so I improvised with...__________________________________________
>> Domane Four Series > Ridgeback Voyage0 -
...a conjectural concoction consisting of oven cleaner and Cif.
There may be trouble ahead but...seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
If they hurry up, it could be finished before we get there
What are you doing in my0 -
...dreams again Miss Diaz!
Get out of my dreams, and...0 -
...into my shed.
My future mother in law said...seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
...Let me out of this shed!
The Ladybird book of...0 -
...Basic S&M Techniques was a really informative read.
I'm only making plans for...seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
..the next 5 minutes.
why can't you be more like...0 -
...that squeaky 4rse Stevo666.
The man behind the counter...seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
...said "we don't serve your sort in here".
So Mr Liquorice All took out his...0 -
...Bertie Bassett and showed us the nobbly bits.
When I dream, I dream of...
It's just a hill. Get over it.0 -
...Theresa May giving me a Hard Brexit.
Wouldn't it be nice if...0 -
...You didn't put images like that in my head!!
This time next year...0 -
.... it will be nearly Christmas ..... I cant wait !
Giblets from the Turkey are best used for ........0 -
...distracting the neighbour's dog when you break in to steal all their shiny presents.
And the award for man of the year goes to...0 -
Ruth Davidson, biggest balls of any elected Tory.
I wonder if“Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”
Desmond Tutu0 -
..... Serena Williams was nominated for the amazing comeback in tennis to finish 2nd
when I click my shoes together 3 times and say there is no place like home I ..........0 -
...come over all Shirley.
Meanwhile, Guy Martin is at it again...0 -
.. pleasuring Serena.
However, with tennis racket handles, I prefer to...0 -
...bash Ruth Davidson around the head.
Going camping is rather like...seanoconn - gruagach craic!0
