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  • Garry HGarry H Posts: 6,639
    ...That's a fine looking Arran sweater you have there sir.

    Kittens make very good...
  • pinnopinno Posts: 47,823
    ...entertainment.

    When I was at the Pawn Brokers...
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  • glynrs2glynrs2 Posts: 4,143
    ... selling my soul.

    A boiled egg is a ...
  • Garry HGarry H Posts: 6,639
    Good hand warmer

    Visual awareness of cyclists...
  • pinnopinno Posts: 47,823
    ...can be impaired by having blocked ear.

    Stoats with sociopathic tendencies...
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  • Garry HGarry H Posts: 6,639
    Are best left to their own devices

    Hunter wellies are...
  • pinnopinno Posts: 47,823
    ...rather good in inclement weather when one's Argyle socks are in peril, Chalmonderley Warner Bottom.

    If you go down to the woods today...
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  • ...you better take a picnic basket with you because they are one hungry bunch of bears; don't let the "teddy" bit fool you.

    When removing unsightly body hair, it's best to remember that..
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  • pinnopinno Posts: 47,823
    ...your girlfriend is not a Barbie doll and doesn't want to be a figure of objectivity and gender stereotyping.

    Yesterday, all my troubles...
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  • izzaizza Posts: 1,561
    ... were less than today.

    However, I kept my chins up by....
  • fat daddyfat daddy Posts: 2,605
    .... utilising the wind resistance on my face by not getting into an aero position.

    It isn't the mountains ahead to climb that wear you out; it's the pebble in your ....
  • pinnopinno Posts: 47,823
    ...Pannier.

    If I was a rich man...
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  • crumbschiefcrumbschief Posts: 3,399
    I would buy everyone beer and cake

    My hand got stuck when
  • pinnopinno Posts: 47,823
    ...big Sally tried to run me over with a Combine Harvester after that 'agricultural' incident.

    I wondered into St Bartholomew's essential Nun's supply shop and...
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  • lincolndavelincolndave Posts: 9,441
    They had nun

    I had no idea why the crowd was shouting
  • pinnopinno Posts: 47,823
    ..."For God's sake LIncolndave, is that all you could come up with" in perfect harmony.

    You should always serve...
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  • crumbschiefcrumbschief Posts: 3,399
    Butterscotch Angel Delight at any event


    i met myself as
  • pinnopinno Posts: 47,823
    ...I wandered through the forum in the parallel universe's 'Please delete this thread' thread.

    The bigger they are...
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  • crumbschiefcrumbschief Posts: 3,399
    The more fun they is.

    Just take one into the shower
  • pinnopinno Posts: 47,823
    ..., cover her in shaving gel and get jiggy with it.

    Of course you wouldn't want to mess with...
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  • vimfuegovimfuego Posts: 1,783
    .........Hulk Hogan

    How many roads must a man walk down before.......
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  • ...he never forgets to bring a spare inner tube again.

    I ran out of lube yesterday so I improvised with...
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  • pinnopinno Posts: 47,823
    ...a conjectural concoction consisting of oven cleaner and Cif.

    There may be trouble ahead but...
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  • lincolndavelincolndave Posts: 9,441
    If they hurry up, it could be finished before we get there

    What are you doing in my
  • TashmanTashman Posts: 3,074
    ...dreams again Miss Diaz!

    Get out of my dreams, and...
  • pinnopinno Posts: 47,823
    ...into my shed.

    My future mother in law said...
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  • TashmanTashman Posts: 3,074
    ...Let me out of this shed!

    The Ladybird book of...
  • pinnopinno Posts: 47,823
    ...Basic S&M Techniques was a really informative read.

    I'm only making plans for...
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  • mrfpbmrfpb Posts: 4,561
    ..the next 5 minutes.

    why can't you be more like...
  • pinnopinno Posts: 47,823
    ...that squeaky 4rse Stevo666.

    The man behind the counter...
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