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  • TashmanTashman Posts: 3,074
    ...boomerang practice!

    Her name was Lola...
  • mrfpbmrfpb Posts: 4,561
    ...she was a bowler"


    "It's all too..
  • pinnopinno Posts: 47,823
    ...revealing when the stitching goes on your bib shorts.

    On Friday, Freddy the fruit fly...
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  • mrfpbmrfpb Posts: 4,561
    ...frys flayed fruits for Phyliss Fry the french flea."

    "I'm not a pheasant plucker..
  • oxomanoxoman Posts: 11,182
    I'm a pheasant cooker.

    What does it.
    Too many bikes according to Mrs O.
  • pinnopinno Posts: 47,823
    ...who knows, maybe drugs.

    Seriously, if you do that again...
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  • lincolndavelincolndave Posts: 9,441
    I will poke you in the eye

    Thanks for letting me know ,said
  • pinnopinno Posts: 47,823
    ...the man handing over the brown envelope.

    Meanwhile, 'Porky Peter' who ate all the pies in Putney was
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  • TashmanTashman Posts: 3,074
    ...on his way to find more in Peterborough.

    I feel the need, the need...
  • pinnopinno Posts: 47,823
    ..the need for a proper leader to lead us out of the contemporary current of celebrity culture and constipation.

    PVA is the best thing since...
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  • TashmanTashman Posts: 3,074
    ...pritt stick.

    I can't belive he...
  • pinnopinno Posts: 47,823
    ..didn't take up the opportunity of a threesome.

    censored the Robot tried to...
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  • crumbschiefcrumbschief Posts: 3,399
    arrange a ferrous foursome.

    One is bigger than
  • oxomanoxoman Posts: 11,182
    Me by a country mile.

    But I don't
    Too many bikes according to Mrs O.
  • pinnopinno Posts: 47,823
    ...think we have proper gender equality yet and that's why i'm writing a book called "Women with Big Jugs".

    In the middle of the thunderstorm...
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  • crumbschiefcrumbschief Posts: 3,399
    I lay beneath a tree and look up

    Hey you, don't watch that
  • Watch this.

    This bloke turned up for the club run today
    Tail end Charlie

    The above post may contain traces of sarcasm or/and bullsh*t.
  • pinnopinno Posts: 47,823
    ...and he had gears on his bike!

    On the way back from the STD clinic...
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  • oxomanoxoman Posts: 11,182
    With an awful itch.

    I thought.
    Too many bikes according to Mrs O.
  • pinnopinno Posts: 47,823
    ...that I might get a job in the pornographic industry.

    Every spring, I take my...
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  • vimfuegovimfuego Posts: 1,783
    ...bibshorts to the dry cleaners - it's the only way to get those stubborn under-stains out.

    A long time ago...............
    CS7
    Surrey Hills
    What's a Zwift?
  • pinnopinno Posts: 47,823
    ...came a man on a track, walking 30 miles with a sack on his back.

    Riding my fixie one day, ...
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  • crumbschiefcrumbschief Posts: 3,399
    I wondered where i could get hold of a fake passport.

    I rub my hands together when
  • TashmanTashman Posts: 3,074
    ...My new driving licence arrives

    I don't care what the weather man says...
  • Because I have a GENUINE australian passport...

    But where can I get a...
    Advocate of disc brakes.
  • pinnopinno Posts: 47,823
    ...gimp suit?

    The two Seagulls sitting on the roof opposite were talking about...
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  • fat daddyfat daddy Posts: 2,605
    .... what the two people on the bench opposite them might possibly be talking about.


    My virgin media broadband has gone down AGAIN having only been working about 4 hours in the last 3 days because .......
  • vimfuegovimfuego Posts: 1,783
    ...it's censored .

    If only.....
    CS7
    Surrey Hills
    What's a Zwift?
  • floreriderflorerider Posts: 1,112
    there was an easy way, wouldn't have to
  • pinnopinno Posts: 47,823
    ..end one sentence and start another!

    My mate 'Head basher Harry' said...
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