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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,497
    ..the need for a proper leader to lead us out of the contemporary current of celebrity culture and constipation.

    PVA is the best thing since...
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  • Tashman
    Tashman Posts: 3,497
    ...pritt stick.

    I can't belive he...
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,497
    ..didn't take up the opportunity of a threesome.

    Bender the Robot tried to...
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  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    arrange a ferrous foursome.

    One is bigger than
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,497
    ...think we have proper gender equality yet and that's why i'm writing a book called "Women with Big Jugs".

    In the middle of the thunderstorm...
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  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    I lay beneath a tree and look up

    Hey you, don't watch that
  • Watch this.

    This bloke turned up for the club run today
    Tail end Charlie

    The above post may contain traces of sarcasm or/and bullsh*t.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,497
    ...and he had gears on his bike!

    On the way back from the STD clinic...
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,497
    ...that I might get a job in the pornographic industry.

    Every spring, I take my...
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  • vimfuego
    vimfuego Posts: 1,783
    ...bibshorts to the dry cleaners - it's the only way to get those stubborn under-stains out.

    A long time ago...............
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    Surrey Hills
    What's a Zwift?
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,497
    ...came a man on a track, walking 30 miles with a sack on his back.

    Riding my fixie one day, ...
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  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    I wondered where i could get hold of a fake passport.

    I rub my hands together when
  • Tashman
    Tashman Posts: 3,497
    ...My new driving licence arrives

    I don't care what the weather man says...
  • Because I have a GENUINE australian passport...

    But where can I get a...
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,497
    ...gimp suit?

    The two Seagulls sitting on the roof opposite were talking about...
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  • fat daddy
    fat daddy Posts: 2,605
    .... what the two people on the bench opposite them might possibly be talking about.


    My virgin media broadband has gone down AGAIN having only been working about 4 hours in the last 3 days because .......
  • vimfuego
    vimfuego Posts: 1,783
    ...it's sh1t.

    If only.....
    CS7
    Surrey Hills
    What's a Zwift?
  • florerider
    florerider Posts: 1,112
    there was an easy way, wouldn't have to
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,497
    ..end one sentence and start another!

    My mate 'Head basher Harry' said...
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  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    ...That's a fine looking Arran sweater you have there sir.

    Kittens make very good...
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,497
    ...entertainment.

    When I was at the Pawn Brokers...
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  • glynrs2
    glynrs2 Posts: 4,143
    ... selling my soul.

    A boiled egg is a ...
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    Good hand warmer

    Visual awareness of cyclists...
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,497
    ...can be impaired by having blocked ear.

    Stoats with sociopathic tendencies...
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  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    Are best left to their own devices

    Hunter wellies are...
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,497
    ...rather good in inclement weather when one's Argyle socks are in peril, Chalmonderley Warner Bottom.

    If you go down to the woods today...
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  • ...you better take a picnic basket with you because they are one hungry bunch of bears; don't let the "teddy" bit fool you.

    When removing unsightly body hair, it's best to remember that..
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,497
    ...your girlfriend is not a Barbie doll and doesn't want to be a figure of objectivity and gender stereotyping.

    Yesterday, all my troubles...
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  • izza
    izza Posts: 1,561
    ... were less than today.

    However, I kept my chins up by....
  • fat daddy
    fat daddy Posts: 2,605
    .... utilising the wind resistance on my face by not getting into an aero position.

    It isn't the mountains ahead to climb that wear you out; it's the pebble in your ....