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  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    The DCI gives Colin the Cop and Nap D a telling off for not understanding the idea of dress down Friday.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,154
    Who knew that nap d had also trademarked 'Pure cod-piece power'
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Black officer to white officer - "If you don't stop staring at my c*ck you fagot, I'll get my truncheon out and beat you with it".
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,322
    Funny-Police-Officers-4-520x647.jpg

    Who are you calling a pleb?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • tyred&weary
    tyred&weary Posts: 243
    You two do realise it isn't just your shoes that give you away when you go undercover?
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    And the winner is.......
    simonhead wrote:
    Typo causes embarrassment for security over the arrival of Archbishop Desmond

    ....for it's subtlety and lateral thinking.


    Sleeper Cell wrote:
    Sharon asked the Constables to 'get to the point', this isn't what she expected.

    came a very close second, because 'being on point duty' also was in my mind.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,154
    Why are waiting
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,412
    matthew h wrote:
    Why are waiting
    Same as last time - Mr. Head will probably not show up 'till the morning.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,154
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    Why are waiting
    Same as last time - Mr. Head will probably not show up 'till the morning.

    I don't want to know about 'little Steve'
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,412
    matthew h wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    Why are waiting
    Same as last time - Mr. Head will probably not show up 'till the morning.

    I don't want to know about 'little Steve'
    We know alcohol has that effect but I don't drink much :wink:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,154
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    Why are waiting
    Same as last time - Mr. Head will probably not show up 'till the morning.

    I don't want to know about 'little Steve'
    We know alcohol has that effect but I don't drink much :wink:

    but you are starting from a low base :lol:
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,322
    Don't worry Stevo, took me a little while but I found the very thing on the net for you after Arran's recommendation:

    $(KGrHqF,!q0FJh!Den+KBSZlF9gTb!~~60_35.JPG
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,412
    I think Mr. h needs one, after all he was drinking shandy when I went for a beer with him last year :lol:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,322
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    I think Mr. h needs one, after all he was drinking shandy when I went for a beer with him last year :lol:

    I know, it was a headline in the Evening Standard.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • simonhead
    simonhead Posts: 1,399
    Sorry, here ya go, spent the weekend in pub, not drinking shandy.

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    Life isnt like a box of chocolates, its like a bag of pic n mix.
  • tyred&weary
    tyred&weary Posts: 243
    In some parts of Wales where it has become necessary to teach sheep judo, it is a requirement to warn that they have reached a certain level of proficiency.
  • mr_goo
    mr_goo Posts: 3,770
    The new Manchester United home kit will appeal to their Welsh supporters.
    Always be yourself, unless you can be Aaron Rodgers....Then always be Aaron Rodgers.
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Sheep in wales have taken to advertising when 'that time' is to deter unwanted attention.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,154
    So to be clear said Stevo the sheep, we now follow Chelsea and we hate Man Utd?
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,412
    Man City continue their recent tactics of hiring old mutton to give themselves a fighting chance.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Some years on scientists had concerns about genetic cloning when Dolly developed a rather nasty rash.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    When Farmer Brown decided to start using "ram markers", it became clear that Dolly had turned into a bit of a slut.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • Sleeper Cell
    Sleeper Cell Posts: 105
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    Flossy heard that men preferred redheads that were a bit 'blue'.
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,154
    bugger, who put a red squirrel and a blue whale in the bath
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    edited September 2014
    Only a fiver more, sheep wearing your favourite rugby shirt.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pesky_jones
    pesky_jones Posts: 2,890
    The PC version of 'bah bah black sheep' turned out to be not so unreasonable after all.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,322
    Scottish scientists show the results of their initial attempts to create tartan wool.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,412
    Graffiti problem in Wales grows to epic proportions.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    I've eaten grass all morning and i can still taste that dodgy farmer.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pesky_jones
    pesky_jones Posts: 2,890
    There's norway I'm going out like this

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