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  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,653

    Focuszing’s going to be talking about these supermassive black holes for weeks.

  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,227

    #toryscum 'donor' Hester will find it easier to shoot this pair.

  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516

    I’ll need more than a bottle of vodka to tap that ass

    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,653

    Kate Middleton has gone OTT with her Photoshopping this time.

  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,306

    National express set limits on passenger widths.

    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516

    So my suitcase is over the weight limit by 2kg and you want to charge how much?

    Are you charging these pie eating ladies excess weight?

    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,362

    I'll call this one tonight so last orders please...

    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,362

    For topical humour I'll give it to masjer. Take it away, Mr. M...

    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,653

    Cheers Stevo.

    I'll see what I can find...

  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,653

    I feel like the proverbial lamb to the slaughter with this one, but fire away.


  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,362

    "It's free range, honest luv..."

    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,362

    "I think we should tell people that we're vegan"

    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,362

    "Would Madam like a cut of the beef or the tuna?"

    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,139

    Klu Kluck Klan branches out.

  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516

    Doris decided her friends bikini line required more work

    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,653

    Time to dish out the punishment.

    Winner

    It's going to need a genius photo to save this thread.😁

  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,139

    Damn.

  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,653
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,139

    Sure. It would be the symbolic death knell to end it.

  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,139

    And if we are going to end, let's end on a low.


  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,653

    Man requests an AI generated image of some wizard’s sleeves and large chests and gets severely disappointed with this.

  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,362

    The 2025 Lib Dem/ Green/ Labour coalition gets ready to wave their leftie magic wands and put everything right.

    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516

    Desperate Rishi, looking at electoral decimation at the next election, turns to William and his band of wanky wizards to help but the majority of MP’s say they need a miracle and magic won’t be good enough.

    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,227

    Stop The Boxes!

  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,362

    It's Labour's first budget and they need more than one little red box for their new tax plans.

    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Queue forms for Oz vacancy

  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,306
    edited April 4

    Ten Hag hires wacky druids on Brailsford's advice to try and improve Man U in a marginal gains experiment.

    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,139

    Clear winner. Up to you if you do another one or leave it for a while. We may have used up all of the silly pictures.

  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,653

    Cheers FA. If I spot something on my internet travels, I'll post it, otherwise an extended break if everyone's OK with that?

  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,362

    No worries.

    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]