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  • simonhead
    simonhead Posts: 1,399
    Gonna close this tomorrow morning and pick a winner
    Life isnt like a box of chocolates, its like a bag of pic n mix.
  • simonhead
    simonhead Posts: 1,399
    Second place for the pure oddness
    matthew h wrote:
    bugger, who put a red squirrel and a blue whale in the bath

    And the winner based on only slightly subtle filth is
    Slowmart wrote:
    I've eaten grass all morning and i can still taste that dodgy farmer.
    Life isnt like a box of chocolates, its like a bag of pic n mix.
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,154
    why are we waiting
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Slowmart.......slow by name, slow by nature......chop-chop :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,412
    arran77 wrote:
    Slowmart.......slow by name, slow by nature......chop-chop :wink:
    Given his recent attempts at winning recently I'm hoping for a good controversial pic :D
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Right losers. Winner announced on Sunday evening

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    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,154
    Pins request for mrs piña to dress up were udder stupid, but it gave him the horn
  • simonhead
    simonhead Posts: 1,399
    Ofcom warn Channel 5 after complaints about new home makeover series. Mrs P of Newbury Berkshire said:
    "That Carol Smiley hasnt got a clue, curtains clearly dont match the drapes and why would you put a pot plant on a sofa"
    Life isnt like a box of chocolates, its like a bag of pic n mix.
  • Sleeper Cell
    Sleeper Cell Posts: 105
    There was a reason she got the nickname 'Emma Royd'.
  • Sleeper Cell
    Sleeper Cell Posts: 105
    Mute Sharon used sign language to indicate she was a moody cow with the clap.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,322
    Wendy thought that she could get the role as the cow in the Basingstoke Christmas production of "Jack and His Beanstalk" until she realised that it was an altogether different pantomime.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,322
    As sales of Farmers Weekly go down, the editor introduced a smash hit with a new section called 'Farmers Wives'.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • simonhead
    simonhead Posts: 1,399
    "Dear Rick,

    Saw this and thought of you.

    Love Mum"
    Life isnt like a box of chocolates, its like a bag of pic n mix.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,412
    Wife get Christmas outfit to match her personality.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,322
    Eastern European girls try to get into the UK by dressing up as farm animals for import.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Bodil Joensen gets into character for her next role.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    pinarello001 wrote:
    As sales of Farmers Weekly go down, the editor introduced a smash hit with a new section called 'Farmers Wives'.



    The highest of the low hanging fruit was Pina's effort.


    Take it away ……………
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,154
    why are we waiting
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Chop chop Pina
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,322
    Oh f*ck, I won...

    Hang on.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,322
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    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,322
    BTW, winner picked when the captions run out of steam; probably Wednesday. Cheers Slowmart.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • simonhead
    simonhead Posts: 1,399
    Sit in after staff snigger when man asks for a "flat white"
    Life isnt like a box of chocolates, its like a bag of pic n mix.
  • Sleeper Cell
    Sleeper Cell Posts: 105
    When Dave ordered a large Chocolate Muffin, this is not what he expected.
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,816
    "You want how much for a large skinny decaff Frappuccino with caramel, chocolate sprinkles and whipped cream!" shrieked Stevo shortly before passing out.
    Kinesis Pro6
    Marin Nail Trail
    Cotic Solaris
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Stevo regrets ignoring Arran and V68's advice to stick to just fried pig and instead being 'London posh' favouring bacon and avocado baguettes as he finds out just how fattening avocado is.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,673
    Ill have whatever he just had
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,673
    Columbia send the wrong shipment to Starbucks.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Gilbert was hoping his cunning disguise as a sofa would illicit some hot babe to sit on his face.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Serena Williams has a bad day.

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