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  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    artificial-grass.jpg



    meanwhile lets watch the grass grow…
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • tyred&weary
    tyred&weary Posts: 243
    While we are waiting, any tips on getting my lawn to look that good?
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,154
    Tyred&weary wrote:
    While we are waiting, any tips on getting my lawn to look that good?

    Astroturf?
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,411
    I've PM'd Goo - he'd better hurry up otherwise Diva Boy gets it by default :shock:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,322
    Tyred&weary wrote:
    While we are waiting, any tips on getting my lawn to look that good?

    Photoshop.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • mr_goo
    mr_goo Posts: 3,770
    Hell I won. Sorry Boys and Girls for the delay. Hope this picture is suitable. Is it a week that this thing runs for?

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    Always be yourself, unless you can be Aaron Rodgers....Then always be Aaron Rodgers.
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,154
    Until Wednesday night...l,l

    In hell jimmy prepared to receive his penance
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    It wasn't the first time that Jimmy had to bend down searching for a tiny hole to sink his balls into.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Serious Cat
    Serious Cat Posts: 489
    Mr Goo wrote:

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    This serious internet site..............I serious cat
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,411
    Arran bends down to try and get that elusive 'hole in one'.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    The annual 'Light Your Own Farts' contest brings out some interesting techniques.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • simonhead
    simonhead Posts: 1,399
    You can take a free drop cos you aint playing this ball from where it lies!
    Life isnt like a box of chocolates, its like a bag of pic n mix.
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    The Jimmy Savile crazy golf course gave people a chance to sink their balls into his arse for a change.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    The smell of cum after Arran farted was overwhelming
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,411
    Following independence, unemployed Scots are forced to work as mobile seats for English golfers.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Slowmart wrote:
    The smell of cum after Arran farted was overwhelming

    :shock:

    That's slanderous, I don't play golf :lol:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Brits bend over ready to be shafted ahead of Thursdays referendum.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,411
    Arran bows in reverence to Stevo's superior post count.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Following independence, the only Jock with a job finds carrying the whole country on his back, a bit of a strain.
  • mr_goo
    mr_goo Posts: 3,770
    Winner.
    arran77 wrote:
    Brits bend over ready to be shafted ahead of Thursdays referendum.



    Slowmart. Hang your head in shame. That was quite horrid.
    Always be yourself, unless you can be Aaron Rodgers....Then always be Aaron Rodgers.
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,154
    why are we waiting.............
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    matthew h wrote:
    why are we waiting.............

    Slow down, I've been filling my face with fried pig products as is customary when on holiday :wink:

    Let me have a gander around the Internet for a minute and find something :D
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,154
    arran77 wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    why are we waiting.............

    Slow down, I've been filling my face with fried pig products as is customary when on holiday :wink:

    Let me have a gander around the Internet for a minute and find something :D

    use some of your holiday pics :)
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,411
    Oh, do get on with it...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,154
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Oh, do get on with it...

    unless its a selfie............ :)
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Here you go.....

    Result on Wednesday evening.

    pnnr.jpg
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,411
    Filming of 'Fast and Furious 8 - The Roadies' gets underway.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,411
    matthew h wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Oh, do get on with it...

    unless its a selfie............ :)
    I don't think it is :wink:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,411
    'No, you tell them that their spinners look s**t.'
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    It was about to get embarrassing for the Malcolm X Bike Team photo when Jacob didn't manage to unclip from his tricycle.


    The older I get, the better I was.

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