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  • simonhead
    simonhead Posts: 1,399
    Starbucks version of the Civet Coffee has side effects.
    Life isnt like a box of chocolates, its like a bag of pic n mix.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,412
    Arsenal supporter faints with relief when he discovers that the Gunners only lost 2-0 to Chelski this time.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Despite the sign "please enter here" and pretending to be ruffied, stevo still couldn't get a bum shag from someone
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    The real V tech please stand up
    Please stand up


    Sung to the tune of the real slim shady…..
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,322
    Ezy rider collapses on the floor after being told that they didn't do decals as it was a cafe.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,673
    pinarello001 wrote:
    ?m=02&d=20101129&t=2&i=261161068&w=&fh=&fw=&ll=700&pl=390&r=2010-11-29T194031Z_01_GM1E67K0PYP01_RTRRPP_0_USA
    Police searching for a large black man in a pink two piece, take a coffee break before resuming their fingertip search of a local canal.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,322
    "Eight grand?!", "Eight friggin grand?!"...falls on floor.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,673
    pinarello001 wrote:
    "Eight grand?!", "Eight friggin grand?!"...falls on floor.
    :lol:
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • Wheelspinner
    Wheelspinner Posts: 6,695
    Dude, when I said I wanted it hot, black and with one, I meant my coffee.
    :roll:
    Open One+ BMC TE29 Seven 622SL On One Scandal Cervelo RS
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,154
    Lenox Lewis was shocked to the core when he saw Arran working
  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
    One full fat Americano to go please.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,412
    Police don't bother to turn up and help when mod gets decked in Starbucks.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,322
    ...and the winner is:
    Veronese68 wrote:
    "You want how much for a large skinny decaff Frappuccino with caramel, chocolate sprinkles and whipped cream!" shrieked Stevo shortly before passing out.

    Take it away V68.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,154
    why are we waiting
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,412
    matthew h wrote:
    why are we waiting
    Because it's 68's night at the pub so we'll be lucky to get anything till tomorrow. I thought you would understand.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,154
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    why are we waiting
    Because it's 68's night at the pub so we'll be lucky to get anything till tomorrow. I thought you would understand.

    I recon the pub talk is a lie and he is at the bowling club
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Na, he's cleaning up the Horlicks he spilt when he saw he won
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,154
    Slowmart wrote:
    Na, he's cleaning up the Horlicks he spilt when he saw he won

    So he doesn't swallow:)
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,412
    matthew h wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    why are we waiting
    Because it's 68's night at the pub so we'll be lucky to get anything till tomorrow. I thought you would understand.

    I recon the pub talk is a lie and he is at the bowling club
    Nothing as active as that surely; his back would never take it.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,816
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    why are we waiting
    Because it's 68's night at the pub so we'll be lucky to get anything till tomorrow. I thought you would understand.

    I recon the pub talk is a lie and he is at the bowling club
    Nothing as active as that surely; his back would never take it.
    You're not wrong there, the medicinal beers definitely helped. Be right with you...
    Kinesis Pro6
    Marin Nail Trail
    Cotic Solaris
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,816
    edited October 2014
    Apologies for the delay. As I couldn't play due to glassback I was making Horlicks at the bowling club.
    Try this for size:
    naked-kid-using-laptop-funny.jpg
    Kinesis Pro6
    Marin Nail Trail
    Cotic Solaris
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,816
    Can anyone else see the picture? It worked on the preview but isn't showing for me on the page. I'll seek out an alternative if it failed.
    Kinesis Pro6
    Marin Nail Trail
    Cotic Solaris
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,673
    I can't see it v.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,816
    seanoconn wrote:
    I can't see it v.
    Oh ffs! Now I can though. I'll change it anyway, I'll edit the post to avoid confusion if the original does appear.
    New image now in original post.
    Kinesis Pro6
    Marin Nail Trail
    Cotic Solaris
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,154
    One mans p0rn is another kids food page
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Mom, I've just been talking online to a little boy called Gary Glitter. He is coming to India and would like to meet me...
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,154
    Finally the willie wind up computer works!
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    Types: "Dear sir, My name is Mr.Joseph Taylor, son of Mr. Charles Taylor, the ex-president of Liberia. My father left me 5 million dollars in a bank account....."


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • simonhead
    simonhead Posts: 1,399
    Mummy, i googled "dancing bear", whats a facial?
    Life isnt like a box of chocolates, its like a bag of pic n mix.
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Piña regretted not clearing his internet search history when one of his children got hold of his laptop.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn

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