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The return of...Caption Competition

pinnopinno Posts: 50,638
edited October 2019 in The bottom bracket
I'll pick the winner on Wednesday. Winner gets to submit an image for the next one...

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    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

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  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 56,938
    Right, having thrashed Womble Boy into second place :wink:, here's my effort. Winner will be picked on Saturday - good luck (especially Seanoconnman after he tried to sneak in front of me).

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  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    This guy makes dave02 and his 'looking after the little general' thread look like an amateur.
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  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    This takes the 'helmet' debate to a whole new level.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
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  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Crunchy got the wrong end of the stick when people asked for pictures of a young filly being ridden bare back.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • seanoconnseanoconn Posts: 10,973
    Ballysmate wrote:
    No! No Crunchy! That is not what I meant when I said post pics of a camel toe!
    I knew someone would squeeze in camel toe somehow :lol:

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