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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,411
    I'm calling time on this one now as I'm going to be in the car park formerly known as the M4 for a few hours later today. The winner with a nice little nod to some historical footballing infamy is simonhead with:
    simonhead wrote:
    Those hand of god excuses are starting to wear thin

    Over to you 'Mr. Head' (?!) :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • simonhead
    simonhead Posts: 1,399
    WM-sheep-shagger.JPG

    Many thanks, been sitting on this one for a while. One stipulation, no references to Arran Jumbers.....he will get the hump
    Life isnt like a box of chocolates, its like a bag of pic n mix.
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,154
    Stevo is off riding in wales again
  • pesky_jones
    pesky_jones Posts: 2,890
    Arran takes advantage of a sheep with leporacy
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Line up here, sloppy seconds a fiver
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • random man
    random man Posts: 1,518
    Quick, get the suspenders!
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,154
    what do you call a sheep with no arms or legs................


    easy pray
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    Ewe really gone and done it now.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Dai shagging his wife's sister.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,411
    Over in the valleys, competition for the lookers hots up.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,322
    I told you I can't make a U turn but I can make her bloody eyes water.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,411
    "It's easier on a cliff edge, then they push back."
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,322
    Scotland: Where men are men and sheep are scared.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,411
    "How was it for you darling?"

    "Ma-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-rvelous."
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,322
    These men from Wales celebrate the opening of a new leisure centre.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,411
    Pinno lays on a hooker as a leaving pressie for the loons.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,411
    Photographic proof obtained that Seano will sh@g anything that moves.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    The " I've still got it " thread amerous female was correct in sex but wrong in species.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pesky_jones
    pesky_jones Posts: 2,890
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    "How was it for you darling?"

    Ba-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-d
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    The Sheep: "Huh! Didn't even buy me dinner".


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • pesky_jones
    pesky_jones Posts: 2,890
    What counting sheep jumping over a fence is for insomniacs.
  • mr_goo
    mr_goo Posts: 3,770
    The YES campaign for an Independent Scotland are getting desperate in their attempts to persuade voters.
    Always be yourself, unless you can be Aaron Rodgers....Then always be Aaron Rodgers.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,411
    By portraying the northern province of the UK as a sheep, the NO campaign give a photographic illustration of what will happen to Scotland if it votes 'yes' next week.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Instead of eat out and then f*ck. The Welsh prefer to f*ck and then just eat.
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,154
    this picture is how Pina got caught by operation EWEtree
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,154
    results day?
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,411
    matthew h wrote:
    results day?
    Should be. Mr Head is usually around in the mornings...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • simonhead
    simonhead Posts: 1,399
    matthew h wrote:
    Stevo is off riding in wales again

    Gets third place

    pinarello001 wrote:
    These men from Wales celebrate the opening of a new leisure centre.


    A close second

    Mr Goo wrote:
    The YES campaign for an Independent Scotland are getting desperate in their attempts to persuade voters.


    Gets the win. Over to ewe
    Life isnt like a box of chocolates, its like a bag of pic n mix.
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,154
    why are we waiting
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,154
    hours later..............

    why are we still waiting

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