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  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,220
    Team 'MAMIL's in Da Hood' stay defiant in the face of performance dehancing drug use claims
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,967
    Goo sends the welcome party round to Slowmart.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • mr_goo
    mr_goo Posts: 3,770
    Rizzle Kicks and their homies pose for publicity shots for the 'F**ked up Bikes' featurette on ITV 4s' The Cycle Show.
    Always be yourself, unless you can be Aaron Rodgers....Then always be Aaron Rodgers.
  • ilm_zero7
    ilm_zero7 Posts: 2,213
    Man ! I say U brigin' one of those funky tri bikes?, ... Sh1T man itz a three-weeler init !
    http://veloviewer.com/SigImage.php?a=3370a&r=3&c=5&u=M&g=p&f=abcdefghij&z=a.png
    Wiliers: Cento Uno/Superleggera R and Zero 7. Bianchi Infinito CV and Oltre XR2
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Goo sends the welcome party round to Slowmart.


    I thought the offensive aspect was being a golfer…………………..sorry Arran!
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,967
    'You say what, you want us to wear lycra?'
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,627
    Mario Balotelli hangs out with his new scouse friends.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • mr_goo
    mr_goo Posts: 3,770
    Drug turf wars enters a disturbing new phase. Crew/Mutha F*ck3r5, the first Gangsta World Pro Tour team pose after taking out the Tinkoff Saxo and Astana support vehicles.
    Always be yourself, unless you can be Aaron Rodgers....Then always be Aaron Rodgers.
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Tonight's winner is.......
    Capt Slog wrote:
    It was about to get embarrassing for the Malcolm X Bike Team photo when Jacob didn't manage to unclip from his tricycle.

    Over to you Mr Slog :D
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,220
    why are we waiting :)
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,967
    Jeebus, it's been nearly 10 minutes :roll: :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Why are we waiting :P
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,220
    arran77 wrote:
    Why are we waiting :P

    Because it was a fix
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    My apologies people, I've been a lot busy. Give me an hour or so and I'll get a picture.

    :mrgreen:


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,220
    Capt Slog wrote:
    My apologies people, I've been a lot busy. Give me an hour or so and I'll get a picture.

    :mrgreen:

    why are we still waiting :)
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    Funny-Police-Officers-4-520x647.jpg

    Yes, it's photoshopped, get over it.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Colin the cop asked for two tones and got tutus.
  • Sleeper Cell
    Sleeper Cell Posts: 105
    From what I can see Constable, you're the one trying to smuggle a package.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,967
    Police in Brighton go on full alert after matthew h announces he is going on the lash down there.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Colin and Napd's undercover operation at the Royal Ballet was surprisingly rumbled.
  • simonhead
    simonhead Posts: 1,399
    Police prepare for the BR Commuters annual get together.
    Life isnt like a box of chocolates, its like a bag of pic n mix.
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,220
    Stevo and Arran get ready to perform their infamous nutcracker dance
  • mr_goo
    mr_goo Posts: 3,770
    The Thames Valley Police operation 'Concealed Weapon' is misunderstood by a couple of officers.
    Always be yourself, unless you can be Aaron Rodgers....Then always be Aaron Rodgers.
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,220
    Colin the cop had a whole different meaning to being banged up in the back of the van
  • simonhead
    simonhead Posts: 1,399
    We have invested millions on water cannons, noxious gas, shields and batons and after extensive research found a much cheaper way to subdue a riot.
    Life isnt like a box of chocolates, its like a bag of pic n mix.
  • simonhead
    simonhead Posts: 1,399
    Typo causes embarrassment for security over the arrival of Archbishop Desmond
    Life isnt like a box of chocolates, its like a bag of pic n mix.
  • simonhead
    simonhead Posts: 1,399
    Police invest in "Camelflage" after complaints that they are obviously c****
    Life isnt like a box of chocolates, its like a bag of pic n mix.
  • Sleeper Cell
    Sleeper Cell Posts: 105
    When Sharon asked the Constables to 'get to the point', this isn't what she expected.
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Police try to cover all race and gender issues with their latest recruitment poster.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,967
    Panic ensues when only the top half of the mods new uniform is delivered.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]

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