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  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    The mods get younger and younger..
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Sleeper Cell
    Sleeper Cell Posts: 105
    WTF?? Apparently I have been banned for being too childish.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,627
    Red...that's it...300 of daddy's dollars on red...spin that wheel...here we go...if I win, I'm going to buy some carpets and a potty...
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,627
    Peacocks far Eastern MD takes some time out to play on-line poker but ends up loosing.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Mummy, there's a bloke on this forum call t47 who's invited me to Portugal to ride his S-Works.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,967
    Even on holiday, Arran posted feverishly on Bikeradar.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Wheelspinner
    Wheelspinner Posts: 6,720
    Right, that's my new HFT algorithm tested, looks good. Now to hack an account of one of those stupid City b@nkers to try it out.
    Open One+ BMC TE29 Seven 622SL On One Scandal Cervelo RS
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,967
    "Hey, there's an ad from some place in Stranraer offering really good money to sort through rubbish"
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,895
    I'm supposed to decide a winner tomorrow aren't I? Probably be mid to late morning when I finally become conscious.
    Kinesis Pro6
    Marin Nail Trail
    Cotic Solaris
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,627
    Dear Daddy Cowell

    Please send another £500 or just as I said before, I will tell the Sun you had a fling with my mum when you had that holiday in Bali.

    Your son
    Amet

    PS I want another x-box, the last one got broke.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,895
    The votes have been counted and the results are in. In 3rd place we have:
    arran77 wrote:
    Mummy, there's a bloke on this forum call t47 who's invited me to Portugal to ride his S-Works.
    In 2nd place:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Mom, I've just been talking online to a little boy called Gary Glitter. He is coming to India and would like to meet me...
    But the winner with one vote is...
    Kinesis Pro6
    Marin Nail Trail
    Cotic Solaris
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    yawning.jpg
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,895
    No, it's not tiresome I was building suspense like on all the top quality TV talent shows.
    ... The winner with one vote is:
    Capt Slog wrote:
    Types: "Dear sir, My name is Mr.Joseph Taylor, son of Mr. Charles Taylor, the ex-president of Liberia. My father left me 5 million dollars in a bank account....."
    Take it away Captain.
    Kinesis Pro6
    Marin Nail Trail
    Cotic Solaris
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,967
    Why are we waiting....
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    wahay! I've won again.

    and, oh bugger, I've got to find another picture.

    Give me a while, it's just after Sunday dinner, I'm digesting.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    i_3131_clothes-005.jpg


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    The Kandahar Am-dram production of Mary Poppins had a lukewarm reception.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,627
    Arran's Thai curries have a unique but not too unpleasant side effect.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,627
    Get back in the tent Naj - you plonker, I have 55 Japhati's to make and the girls need to get ready for Bedouin school.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,627
    Oh great, yeah, super lovely - 'levitation is all you need'. You're no Roy castle Naj and it doesn't earn any bloody money and it doesn't milk the camels any quicker.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,967
    Pinno's attempt to gain street cred by 'getting some air' doesn't quite go to plan.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Ugo throws his toys out of the pram with the Bottom Bracket regulars when they question his opinion again.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,627
    When I get up to altitude, at least my feet won't get cold.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Fairies really do exist
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,967
    The new invisible Penny Farthing - guaranteed not to make you look like a complete tit as no-one can see that it's a fixie.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    The latest conservative MP defects to UKIP.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Cygnus
    Cygnus Posts: 1,879
    Because of the recent changes to immigration by the Tory party, migrants now have to prove that they can hover in mid air before being allowed in to the UK.
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,220
    Pina celebrates Scotland's first bit of sunshine in 4 yrs
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Piña misunderstands Stevo's invite to join him on his next uplift day.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Mccaria
    Mccaria Posts: 869
    After the critical and commercial success of Swan Lake, Matthew Bourne begins work on his all male production of Mary Poppins.

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