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  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,154
    Doing a Mexican wave with a girl with hands for feet was sick by even stevo's standards
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Stevo takes things too far for some on the Big Girls thread when he posts pictures of the Dear Leaders mum spreading her legs.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,411
    The North Korean ministry of internet censorship gives the mods a special award for their hard work in Bottom Bracket.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,322
    Even the Chinese are getting porkier - Chueng shi, pictured here, is the winner of the Western Xinghai under 3 Sumo wrestling competition.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,411
    'Miss Topless Stranraer' is overjoyed as she collects her trophy.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Stevo's cheap mail order bride not only turns out to be a chick with a dick but "she" brings 'her" family.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,411
    edited September 2014
    Tokyo branch of weightwatchers gets a bit carried away when their only member loses a kilo.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • AlexMac1973
    AlexMac1973 Posts: 406
    After a stellar turn out for the comp the winner goes to:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    'Miss Topless Stranraer' is overjoyed as she collects her trophy.

    Over to you Stevo
    Scott S40 Speedster
    Dialled Stay Strong MX20R

    I no longer live in an ivory tower, these days it's vintage white :shock:
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,154
    Why are we waiting
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,411
    Thanks Mr. Mac. In the absence of any decent footy for another week, have a go at this one:

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    Winner announced on Wednesday afternoon/evening (depending on when I set off for Wales).
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,154
    what an ar5ehole
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,154
    now that's what I call a bit of tackle from behind
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,322
    Ferdinand - "FFS, get it out"
    Tevez - "I can't, it's soooo tight"
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,322
    Rio - I wish you wouldn't do that
    Carlos - I hear your boss has been dooing it to you for years, why can't I?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pesky_jones
    pesky_jones Posts: 2,890
    Man on Man action.
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    No you idiot, I said "please help me look for my contact lens, it's somewhere in the GRASS!"


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • AlexMac1973
    AlexMac1973 Posts: 406
    When I said 'grab the balls, they're just by the tunnel' this isn't what I had in mind!
    Scott S40 Speedster
    Dialled Stay Strong MX20R

    I no longer live in an ivory tower, these days it's vintage white :shock:
  • pesky_jones
    pesky_jones Posts: 2,890
    Teves gets a red card for diving and then hand ball. I mean Teves gets a red hand after diving in and then handling balls
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,154
    Teves takes on the role on drug tester
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Drugs search, spread and pull those cheeks wide.


    Wider!
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,322
    Don't worry Rio, this is just practice for you ahead of David's arrival.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pesky_jones
    pesky_jones Posts: 2,890
    After the world cup, Argentina gets there own back for the comentary from Rio.
  • Wheelspinner
    Wheelspinner Posts: 6,695
    I warned that stupid ref to stop blowing his damned whistle, or else I'd shove it somewhere the sun don't shine. This seemed as good a place as any. Just don't f@rt or people will wonder why you're whistling Dixie from your shorts.
    Open One+ BMC TE29 Seven 622SL On One Scandal Cervelo RS
  • jordan_217
    jordan_217 Posts: 2,580
    After seeing this picture it became clear to Roberto Mancini what Rio Ferdinands bizarre "I bet I can get your cun7 to touch my arse" wager was all about.
    “Training is like fighting with a gorilla. You don’t stop when you’re tired. You stop when the gorilla is tired.”
  • pesky_jones
    pesky_jones Posts: 2,890
    The diversity requirements in football are getting out of hand.
  • simonhead
    simonhead Posts: 1,399
    But boss, you told me to play in the fooking hole
    Life isnt like a box of chocolates, its like a bag of pic n mix.
  • simonhead
    simonhead Posts: 1,399
    Those hand of god excuses are starting to wear thin
    Life isnt like a box of chocolates, its like a bag of pic n mix.
  • simonhead
    simonhead Posts: 1,399
    And you know i said i was wearing gloves cos its cold..............
    Life isnt like a box of chocolates, its like a bag of pic n mix.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Poor James Herriot. He used to shove his arm up cows now it is donkeys.


    (Younger members, please google James Herriot)
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,322
    Listen Rio, Grandad Bally says i'm like James Herriot so don't move and say "mooooo".
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!

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