The return of...Caption Competition

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  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    The silent fart needed amplification. Unfortunately the smell was evident to all.
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    The final BikeRadar surveillance devices are ready for 'installation' in the Big Girls thread to monitor Arran and Stevo's activity.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,154
    sound engineer 'are you sure this is what you meant by mike up the c#nt, because James Blunt is over there'
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Not an entry. I am playing along for fun only as this week I am jetting off to sunnier climes and consequently unable to play.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,411
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Not an entry. I am playing along for fun only as this week I am jetting off to sunnier climes and consequently unable to play.
    At least you're having a go, unlike some people who are making up excuses in advance :wink: Have a good holiday Bally.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • simonhead
    simonhead Posts: 1,399
    Theres a joke about fanny farts here somewhere, if you listen carefully you may even get it.
    Life isnt like a box of chocolates, its like a bag of pic n mix.
  • AlexMac1973
    AlexMac1973 Posts: 406
    Conclusive proof that X factor contestants literally talk out of their arse.
    Scott S40 Speedster
    Dialled Stay Strong MX20R

    I no longer live in an ivory tower, these days it's vintage white :shock:
  • Blacktemplar
    Blacktemplar Posts: 713
    This year, in a desperate attempt to revive flagging male audience numbers, the X Factor has decided provide all female contestants with Hitachi vibrators to use whilst on stage...
    "Get a bicycle. You won't regret it if you live"
    Mark Twain
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,411
    And the winner is (depsite claiming to be on holiday).....Bally with:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Brace yourself. I'll shove this mic up your ar5e so you can sound like Cheryl Cole

    If Foxy is unable to post a pic by tomorrow afternoon I'll have another go :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,322
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    And the winner is (depsite claiming to be on holiday).....Bally with:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Brace yourself. I'll shove this mic up your ar5e so you can sound like Cheryl Cole

    If Foxy is unable to post a pic by tomorrow afternoon I'll have another go :)

    No bollox. It was a shyte picture - pick a runner up.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,411
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    And the winner is (depsite claiming to be on holiday).....Bally with:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Brace yourself. I'll shove this mic up your ar5e so you can sound like Cheryl Cole

    If Foxy is unable to post a pic by tomorrow afternoon I'll have another go :)

    No bollox. It was a shyte picture - pick a runner up.
    Yawn - it's not a 'judge the picture' competition :roll:

    Stop whingeing just because you couldn't think of a decent caption :wink:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,154
    why are we waiting
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,322
    We are waiting for Stevo to pick a runner up. Guess he's too busy saving Oligarch's loads of money.

    Stevo - Why are we waiting, why are we waiting, oh why are we waiting, oh why why why...
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • simonhead
    simonhead Posts: 1,399
    Let me know if you need a random picture, had something stored away that requires the light of day.
    Life isnt like a box of chocolates, its like a bag of pic n mix.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,411
    Tax doesn't just save itself you know...here's the new winner:
    AlexMac1973 wrote:
    Conclusive proof that X factor contestants literally talk out of their ars*.

    Take it away AlexMac.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,322
    Why are we waiting...
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,154
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Why are we waiting...

    To the power of 10
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,411
    Yeah, hurry up or I'll have to give it to P-Dubya.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,154
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Yeah, hurry up or I'll have to give it to P-Dubya.

    please don't :)
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,411
    matthew h wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Yeah, hurry up or I'll have to give it to P-Dubya.

    please don't :)
    You'd better AlexMac here soon or else the chirpy dwarf gets it :wink:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,322
    No, not the chirpy dwarf. Wilshere will play better as the season progresses.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,411
    pinarello001 wrote:
    No, not the chirpy dwarf. Wilshere will play better as the season progresses.
    :D
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,322
    Alexmac lives in Cornwall. I think the library's shut at 4pm.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,411
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Alexmac lives in Cornwall. I think the library's shut at 4pm.
    I've Pm'd him so he might get the message when he goes back tomorrow morning. Hope he gets it, I really don't fancy 'Plan C'...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,322
    Might as well send a bloody pigeon.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • AlexMac1973
    AlexMac1973 Posts: 406
    Apologies, the wind up elastic (broad) band closes after the tractors stop for the day round this way :wink:

    Back with something highly inappropriate very shortly (Cheers Stevo).
    Scott S40 Speedster
    Dialled Stay Strong MX20R

    I no longer live in an ivory tower, these days it's vintage white :shock:
  • AlexMac1973
    AlexMac1973 Posts: 406
    Right, here we go again. Winner announce Sat eve.

    Asashoryu-Best-Wrestler.jpg
    Scott S40 Speedster
    Dialled Stay Strong MX20R

    I no longer live in an ivory tower, these days it's vintage white :shock:
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Bottom Bracket regulars hail AlexMac, the new surprise victor of the caption competition as he clutches his winners cup.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,322
    I can't believe it's not Buddha.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • AlexMac1973
    AlexMac1973 Posts: 406
    arran77 wrote:
    Bottom Bracket regulars hail AlexMac, the new surprise victor of the caption competition as he clutches his winners cup.

    Nothing like endearing yourself to the person who picks the winner eh

    or

    Oooh Mr Arran you not win again

    I couldn't deside which one to write first so I went for both :wink:
    Scott S40 Speedster
    Dialled Stay Strong MX20R

    I no longer live in an ivory tower, these days it's vintage white :shock:

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