The return of...Caption Competition

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  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Slowmart wrote:
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    Enjoy the ride Random guy, though I'm not sure if that's his name or choice in partner


    Winner on Wednesday[/quote]

    Well?

    :oops: :oops: :oops: Sorry. My mistake. :lol::lol:
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,322
    So I am right about the marbles Bally?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    pinarello001 wrote:
    So I am right about the marbles Bally?

    I lost 'em years ago. :lol:
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Off to join the Jihad. What could possibly go wrong?



    The winner, despite the premature ejeculative!


    Over to you ball bag, :wink:
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,411
    Why are we waiting...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Why are we waiting...

    It all went wrong when they went off to fight the Jihad :lol:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,411
    arran77 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Why are we waiting...

    It all went wrong when they went off to fight the Jihad :lol:
    Bally's new disguise? :P (This is not a caption)

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    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,322
    Bally is a closet Sikh ?!

    I hereby claim no responsibility of the above, it's origination, content or any offence it may cause to persons living or dead or any relatives of those alive but not living or dead but alive.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,411
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Bally is a closet Sikh ?!
    Don't tell me you've never seen 'Team America - World Police' ?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,322
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Bally is a closet Sikh ?!
    Don't tell me you've never seen 'Team America - World Police' ?

    Nope.

    Oh come on Bally...

    I hereby claim no responsibility of the above, it's origination, content or any offence it may cause to persons living or dead or any relatives of those alive but not living or dead but alive.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Sorry about being ahead of my time.
    I am the Martin Peters of BB :lol:

    Anyway.

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  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Arran's fascination with tits began at an early age.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • simonhead
    simonhead Posts: 1,399
    The Sport reveals the truth behind the invention of newtons cradle
    Life isnt like a box of chocolates, its like a bag of pic n mix.
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    The source of Stevo's obsession with fake boobs was now clear after an early experiment with natural ones took him quite by surprise, even as a youngster he concluded that big and fake was safest.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • simonhead
    simonhead Posts: 1,399
    Is breast milk lactose free?
    Life isnt like a box of chocolates, its like a bag of pic n mix.
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,154
    they say I shouldn't play with my food, but this is so much fun
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,154
    The BB boys flick a right tit/moderator
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,411
    You know when I said I could make your t1ts move without touching them? I lied.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Arran's son helps 'interview' the new nanny.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,322
    This boingy thing is quite titillating.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,411
    Arran gets 'in touch' with one of the mods.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Arran gets 'in touch' with one of the mods.

    If only they were like that, I'd be quite happy to :lol:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,411
    What, the whole bunch? :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,411
    Not for the first time, Pinno feels a right t1t in Bottom Bracket.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    It's Saturday night when tradition dictates that the winner of the caption competition is announced.
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    You know when I said I could make your t1ts move without touching them? I lied.

    Take it away Stevo.
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Ballysmate wrote:
    It's Saturday night when tradition dictates that the winner of the caption competition is announced.
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    You know when I said I could make your t1ts move without touching them? I lied.

    Take it away Stevo.

    Tradition also dictates, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we.......

    :lol:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,411
    Here you go...results on Tuesday night.

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    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,322
    arran77 wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    It's Saturday night when tradition dictates that the winner of the caption competition is announced.
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    You know when I said I could make your t1ts move without touching them? I lied.

    Take it away Stevo.

    Tradition also dictates, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we.......

    :lol:

    We are waiting because Stevo is trying to work out how to replace his woman with a dishwasher...or dishwasher with a woman...or something like that. It's occupying all his brain cells but even so:

    Why are we waiting, why are we waiting, oh why are we waiting oh why why why...






    F*ck me, is that all you could come up with?

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    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,411
    pinarello001 wrote:
    F*ck me, is that all you could come up with?
    In case you hadn't noticed, I'm doing the judging this time :wink:

    Anyhow, I'm off to watch the box in a few minutes. Wouldn't want to miss Match of the Day :mrgreen:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Brace yourself. I'll shove this mic up your ar5e so you can sound like Cheryl Cole

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