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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,364
    If it's a snake bite darling, i'm going to have to suck the poison out
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,416
    'I've seen more meat on T47b's toothpick'
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Wow love, that Lines Away cream you bought from that Seanoconn fella has certainly worked wonders, you'd never guess you were 87 :shock:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,364
    "What? A wasp flew up your &%@#...hang on, I've got an idea - i'm going to drown the b4stard"
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    We'll just lube it up love and we'll have your finger out in a jiffy.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • AlexMac1973
    AlexMac1973 Posts: 406
    FFS David! I said why don't you go out with the chaps, not in them!
    Scott S40 Speedster
    Dialled Stay Strong MX20R

    I no longer live in an ivory tower, these days it's vintage white :shock:
  • izza
    izza Posts: 1,561
    So where do you put the tennis ball?
  • --Darren--
    --Darren-- Posts: 70
    Vic,"No more holidays in Thailand David, Dr. Tanjapatkul has done a wonderful job"
  • not-another-hillǃ
    not-another-hillǃ Posts: 1,310
    "Whoa there Vic....I'm gonna need Fergie's hairdryer for that little lot!"
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,364
    "So how much do you want me to shave off?...top quarter acre or is it the Brazilian which could involve a bushcutter?"
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,481
    "Do you mind if i compare nail varnish while i wait to take it up the arse"
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,921
    Come on, get your last few entries in. Winner to be announced tonight.
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Come on, get your last few entries in. Winner to be announced tonight.
    Is David or Victoria saying that?
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    If I'd known about the back door I wouldn't have had to look at Victoria's face all these years.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    "Hey Posh, I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want...."
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    You're a Spice Girl. I'm a Backstreet Boy.
  • Yellow Peril
    Yellow Peril Posts: 4,466
    "so you reckon I've got piles?, show me what they look like again..."
    @JaunePeril

    Winner of the Bike Radar Pro Race Wiggins Hour Prediction Competition
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,364
    GiantMike wrote:
    You're a Spice Girl. I'm a Backstreet Boy.

    Yay - you're back.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,364
    Yellow Peril wrote:
    "so you reckon I've got piles?, show me what they look like again..."

    Yay - where the hell have you been and how the hell are you?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,416
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Yellow Peril wrote:
    "so you reckon I've got piles?, show me what they look like again..."

    Yay - where the hell have you been and how the hell are you?
    Pro race, YP can't be bothered with BB these days :(
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    My balls won't be golden if they go near there Victoria.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,481
    "Hey Posh, that fart smells as sweet as mountain air when I compare it to the smell of your pussy"
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,921
    The votes are all in and have been counted. A sterling effort by all, but the winner is Stevo with

    Bending over in 'open flap' leathers, Becks found that Posh wasn't the only one to take it where the footy fans said she did.

    My guess would be that they both take it up the........
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,546
    I'm getting good at this :wink:

    Off we go again, winner to be announced on Saturday...

    the-wolf-of-wall-street-dwarf-toss.jpg
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,921
    What a bunch of t0ssers!
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,921
    A new slant on the 'Should you wear a helmet' thread.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,921
    Someone contemplating sex with Annie W.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,921
    Sean, ready to enter the burrows and give battle to the Wombles.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,921
    All mouths agape, ready for the whistle to start the c0ck sucking competition.
  • dave in swansea
    dave in swansea Posts: 129
    Graham Obese's next attempt on the HPV record was popular with the crowd.

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