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  • ballysmateballysmate Posts: 15,418
    Crunchy got it wrong again. When we asked him to post some fur, we were expecting some '70s retro porn.
  • ballysmateballysmate Posts: 15,418
    Do you want some bamboo shoots little boy? I've got some in my car.
  • ballysmateballysmate Posts: 15,418
    Ming Ming, I must tell you. You are adopted. You are not a panda at all, you are a Chinese Womble.
  • ballysmateballysmate Posts: 15,418
    Look at that photographer! What a dozy [email protected] wasting colour film on pictures of pandas in the snow.
  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Mum, I think I trod in censored , give my foot a sniff, go on.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • seanoconnseanoconn Posts: 7,651
    Alex mac? Matthew h? We need entries
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • seanoconnseanoconn Posts: 7,651
    Crispy bug, team47b, crunchy toes, MikeWW, pupuke. Entries please.

    Dazza, focuszing, entries.

    GiantMike, entry.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • seanoconnseanoconn Posts: 7,651
    Numowoolmez, entry please.

    Darren, steveo, Tim wand, secret Sam, entries.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • seanoconnseanoconn Posts: 7,651
    Mega8, valedragon, entries please.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    The pandas regretted their transfer to Edinburgh zoo when they realised that Scotland in August was feckin cold.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    The next one of those bloody tourists to make a gag about Kit Kats and dancing pandas is gonna get my foot right up.....
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • tlw1tlw1 Posts: 19,462
    Just flicking my bamboo bean mum
  • ballysmateballysmate Posts: 15,418
    Look son, me and you are gonna win Britain's got Talent. censored me, if a dog can win it, a panda song and dance act will pi55 it.
  • tlw1tlw1 Posts: 19,462
    matthew h wrote:
    Just ******* my bamboo bean mum

    Apparently you can't use the word f l ick ing
  • ballysmateballysmate Posts: 15,418
    Don't sit on the cold step or you will get piles
  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 45,492
    censored me it must have been a good night, I haven't got a clue how we both got two black eyes!
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinnopinno Posts: 41,630
    "Look son, this is the way of the world. Unfortunatley you must avoid sex. If we start breeding like rabbits, there will be no jet-setting, no adulation, no exotic holidays in Scotland or California or where ever and we'll end up on someone's menu."
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Daddy where did I come from?
    Fecked if I know, I can't remember the last time I got it up :!:
    Scott S40 Speedster
    Dialled Stay Strong MX20R

    I no longer live in an ivory tower, these days it's vintage white :shock:
  • Are you sure about this bamboo? I ain't getting any wood from this.
    Scott S40 Speedster
    Dialled Stay Strong MX20R

    I no longer live in an ivory tower, these days it's vintage white :shock:
  • seanoconnseanoconn Posts: 7,651
    Ooh it's getting good.

    Doctor house, random man, entries please.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • ballysmateballysmate Posts: 15,418
    FFS sake son, that's all we need. Here's that Attenborough bloke again. We can't get a minute's peace. Wish he'd just censored off.
  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    "Mum that's that Rolf Harris fella, the baby koala's warned me about him, he's banned from visiting them now".
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • pinnopinno Posts: 41,630
    edited November 2013
    "Mummy, when I grow up, I want to be a Grizzley bear."
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinnopinno Posts: 41,630
    edited November 2013
    "Did they really put me in a test tube for the first 6 months?"
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinnopinno Posts: 41,630
    "Where exactly is Daddy?"
    -"Oh I dunno, it's the same everytime - He eats, he shoots and then he leaves"
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • capt_slogcapt_slog Posts: 3,531
    Thinks "you think you're big, but this springy branch is going to take your head off"


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • Did you see that tourist dropping that kitkat wrapper? Seriously, Uncle Bulgaria would be turning in his grave if they hadn't have recycled him!
    Scott S40 Speedster
    Dialled Stay Strong MX20R

    I no longer live in an ivory tower, these days it's vintage white :shock:
  • seanoconnseanoconn Posts: 7,651
    Did you see that tourist dropping that kitkat wrapper? Seriously, Uncle Bulgaria would be turning in his grave if they hadn't have recycled him!
    Wombles :D Clever :lol:
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • random manrandom man Posts: 1,514
    Mum, is it right pandas are an endangered species?
    That's right son, why do you ask?
    Well, maybe we wouldn't be if they didn't keep putting us in with the polar bears.
  • ballysmateballysmate Posts: 15,418
    Some early nights for you m'lad. You've got some right bags under your eyes.
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