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  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Crunchy got it wrong again. When we asked him to post some fur, we were expecting some '70s retro porn.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Do you want some bamboo shoots little boy? I've got some in my car.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Ming Ming, I must tell you. You are adopted. You are not a panda at all, you are a Chinese Womble.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Look at that photographer! What a dozy tw@t wasting colour film on pictures of pandas in the snow.
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Mum, I think I trod in sh1t, give my foot a sniff, go on.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,671
    Alex mac? Matthew h? We need entries
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,671
    Crispy bug, team47b, crunchy toes, MikeWW, pupuke. Entries please.

    Dazza, focuszing, entries.

    GiantMike, entry.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,671
    Numowoolmez, entry please.

    Darren, steveo, Tim wand, secret Sam, entries.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,671
    Mega8, valedragon, entries please.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    The pandas regretted their transfer to Edinburgh zoo when they realised that Scotland in August was feckin cold.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    The next one of those bloody tourists to make a gag about Kit Kats and dancing pandas is gonna get my foot right up.....
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,150
    Just flicking my bamboo bean mum
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Look son, me and you are gonna win Britain's got Talent. Feck me, if a dog can win it, a panda song and dance act will pi55 it.
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,150
    matthew h wrote:
    Just ******* my bamboo bean mum

    Apparently you can't use the word f l ick ing
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Don't sit on the cold step or you will get piles
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,381
    Feck me it must have been a good night, I haven't got a clue how we both got two black eyes!
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,309
    "Look son, this is the way of the world. Unfortunatley you must avoid sex. If we start breeding like rabbits, there will be no jet-setting, no adulation, no exotic holidays in Scotland or California or where ever and we'll end up on someone's menu."
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • AlexMac1973
    AlexMac1973 Posts: 406
    Daddy where did I come from?
    Fecked if I know, I can't remember the last time I got it up :!:
    Scott S40 Speedster
    Dialled Stay Strong MX20R

    I no longer live in an ivory tower, these days it's vintage white :shock:
  • AlexMac1973
    AlexMac1973 Posts: 406
    Are you sure about this bamboo? I ain't getting any wood from this.
    Scott S40 Speedster
    Dialled Stay Strong MX20R

    I no longer live in an ivory tower, these days it's vintage white :shock:
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,671
    Ooh it's getting good.

    Doctor house, random man, entries please.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    FFS sake son, that's all we need. Here's that Attenborough bloke again. We can't get a minute's peace. Wish he'd just feck off.
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    "Mum that's that Rolf Harris fella, the baby koala's warned me about him, he's banned from visiting them now".
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,309
    edited November 2013
    "Mummy, when I grow up, I want to be a Grizzley bear."
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,309
    edited November 2013
    "Did they really put me in a test tube for the first 6 months?"
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,309
    "Where exactly is Daddy?"
    -"Oh I dunno, it's the same everytime - He eats, he shoots and then he leaves"
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,973
    Thinks "you think you're big, but this springy branch is going to take your head off"


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • AlexMac1973
    AlexMac1973 Posts: 406
    Did you see that tourist dropping that kitkat wrapper? Seriously, Uncle Bulgaria would be turning in his grave if they hadn't have recycled him!
    Scott S40 Speedster
    Dialled Stay Strong MX20R

    I no longer live in an ivory tower, these days it's vintage white :shock:
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,671
    AlexMac1973 wrote:
    Did you see that tourist dropping that kitkat wrapper? Seriously, Uncle Bulgaria would be turning in his grave if they hadn't have recycled him!
    Wombles :D Clever :lol:
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • random man
    random man Posts: 1,518
    Mum, is it right pandas are an endangered species?
    That's right son, why do you ask?
    Well, maybe we wouldn't be if they didn't keep putting us in with the polar bears.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Some early nights for you m'lad. You've got some right bags under your eyes.

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