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  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,671
    Right: "Do you thing the BB boys will mind me being a ladyboy?"

    Left: "just lie face down, they'll pretend not to notice."
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    "Can you smell fish?"
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Well my fella likes me to tread on his backside while I drop my heel and penetrate him.

    He likes to be stretched out as well as deep penetration so what do you think of these heels?
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • AlexMac1973
    AlexMac1973 Posts: 406
    Although Sally loved her BFF, she couldn't help remember the word of her husband from their last shopping trip.

    'For the love of god will you just pick a pair so I can have my life back!'.
    Scott S40 Speedster
    Dialled Stay Strong MX20R

    I no longer live in an ivory tower, these days it's vintage white :shock:
  • AlexMac1973
    AlexMac1973 Posts: 406
    image.jpg

    I think they're lovely, but can you please give me my clothes back?
    Scott S40 Speedster
    Dialled Stay Strong MX20R

    I no longer live in an ivory tower, these days it's vintage white :shock:
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Sales assistant mis understands when a customer asks to see the box.
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,973
    Sod the caption. Where's this shop!


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,671
    "Oh f*ck! This isn't Ann Summers! Just keep holding the shoe and try to act natural, I don't think anybody's noticed."
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,671
    "Hi mate, you're looking hot. Who are you trying to impress?"
    "Seanoconn, do you think he'll like these?"
    "Seanoconn? Me too :D "
    "Hands off b!tch, he's mine!"
    "Hey lets not fall out. Maybe if we ask him nicely he'll have a crack at both of us."
    "Both our cracks? Yeah I'm cool with that :D "
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    seanoconn wrote:
    "Hi mate, you're looking hot. Who are you trying to impress?"
    "Seanoconn, do you think he'll like these?"
    "Seanoconn? Me too :D "
    "Hands off b!tch, he's mine!"
    "Hey lets not fall out. Maybe if we ask him nicely he'll have a crack at both of us."
    "Both our cracks? Yeah I'm cool with that :D "

    Keep dreaming Sean :P
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • florerider
    florerider Posts: 1,112
    the girls soon regretted asking aggieboy's advice on visible pantie lines
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,671
    arran77 wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    "Hi mate, you're looking hot. Who are you trying to impress?"
    "Seanoconn, do you think he'll like these?"
    "Seanoconn? Me too :D "
    "Hands off b!tch, he's mine!"
    "Hey lets not fall out. Maybe if we ask him nicely he'll have a crack at both of us."
    "Both our cracks? Yeah I'm cool with that :D "

    Keep dreaming Sean :P
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    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,671
    florerider wrote:
    the girls soon regretted asking aggieboy's advice on visible pantie lines
    Join date November 2012 and you know of Aggieboys work? Intriguing :wink:
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    seanoconn wrote:
    florerider wrote:
    the girls soon regretted asking aggieboy's advice on visible pantie lines
    Join date November 2012 and you know of Aggieboys work? Intriguing :wink:

    Indeed, for what it's worth Aggieboy was a toss piece :P
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,383
    arran77 wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    florerider wrote:
    the girls soon regretted asking aggieboy's advice on visible pantie lines
    Join date November 2012 and you know of Aggieboys work? Intriguing :wink:

    Indeed, for what it's worth Aggieboy was a toss piece :P
    Anyoneone who's read a bit of the 'Girls' thread will know him. He is watching you know - last time I mentioned him he popped up and replied :wink:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,383
    arran77 wrote:
    image.jpg

    San and Tray felt they were a bit overdressed for a night out on Newcastle Quayside in January.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    The staff in Clarke's are not entirely at ease with the new corporate image.
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,671
    Do you think these heels make me look a bit tarty?
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Slowmart wrote:
    Well my fella likes me to tread on his backside while I drop my heel and penetrate him.

    He likes to be stretched out as well as deep penetration so what do you think of these heels?


    Seriously mate, you need to speak to someone.
    Probably a proctologist. :lol:

    Not an entry btw.
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,671
    "That shop assistant's been gone a long time, what do you think he's doing?"
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Hey up Sean, fancy seeing you here.
    I'm always in here, Bally.


    BTW I'm the fit one. :wink:
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Hey up Sean, fancy seeing you here.
    I'm always in here, Bally.


    BTW I'm the fit one. :wink:

    :shock:

    Sean's fatter than I thought :P
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,671
    arran77 wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Hey up Sean, fancy seeing you here.
    I'm always in here, Bally.


    BTW I'm the fit one. :wink:

    :shock:

    Sean's fatter than I thought :P
    Time of the month adds a few pounds :(
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    seanoconn wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Hey up Sean, fancy seeing you here.
    I'm always in here, Bally.


    BTW I'm the fit one. :wink:

    :shock:

    Sean's fatter than I thought :P
    Time of the month adds a few pounds :(

    Ah, that explains why you've got your big pants on :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,671
    arran77 wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Hey up Sean, fancy seeing you here.
    I'm always in here, Bally.


    BTW I'm the fit one. :wink:

    :shock:

    Sean's fatter than I thought :P
    Time of the month adds a few pounds :(

    Ah, that explains why you've got your big pants on :wink:
    Exactly :lol:
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • Frank the tank
    Frank the tank Posts: 6,553
    Woman on the right "Can you imagine the looks you'd get if you went out in a pair of these."
    Tail end Charlie

    The above post may contain traces of sarcasm or/and bullsh*t.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Trainee Ladyboy on the left. Christ these middle aged blokes who are getting excited are in for a surprise. This dick tape is killing me

    Ladyboy on left. Let them find out the hard way we are chicks with dicks
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,671
    Slowmart wrote:
    Trainee Ladyboy on the left. Christ these middle aged blokes who are getting excited are in for a surprise. This dick tape is killing me

    Ladyboy on left. Let them find out the hard way we are chicks with dicks
    I know all there is to know about the crying game.
    I've had my share, of the crying game.

    First there are kisses, then there are sighs.
    And then before you know it you're saying goodbye.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • FocusZing
    FocusZing Posts: 4,373
    Deleted.
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Right, drum roll time people :wink:

    If the winner was the most alarming entry it would be....
    Slowmart wrote:
    Well my fella likes me to tread on his backside while I drop my heel and penetrate him.

    He likes to be stretched out as well as deep penetration so what do you think of these heels?

    :shock:

    If it was the most delusional post it would be.....
    seanoconn wrote:
    "Hi mate, you're looking hot. Who are you trying to impress?"
    "Seanoconn, do you think he'll like these?"
    "Seanoconn? Me too :D "
    "Hands off b!tch, he's mine!"
    "Hey lets not fall out. Maybe if we ask him nicely he'll have a crack at both of us."
    "Both our cracks? Yeah I'm cool with that :D "

    But it's neither of those, today's winner is........


    matthew h wrote:
    Now we're post op said the mods, let's treat ourselves to some new shoes

    Assuming he's not been banned for Mod bashing :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn

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