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  • ballysmateballysmate Posts: 15,418
    Here you are little boy, you will enjoy it. My c0ck tastes of bamboo.
  • seanoconnseanoconn Posts: 7,642
    All excellent entries once again and almost impossible to separate the best 3. But the winner on count back is....


    Ballysmate with. "The sad case of the black bear family, who developed Michael Jackson syndrome and started to turn into polar bears."
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • ballysmateballysmate Posts: 15,418
    I thank you. This is a competition where it is more fun to be runner up. Then you can keep posting ideas.
    Anyway, It appears I am a victim of my own brilliance. 8) :lol:

    See what you make of this.

    bigpreview_David%20And%20Victoria%20Beckham%20At%20Underwear%20Ads.jpg
  • seanoconnseanoconn Posts: 7,642
    Can't view it mate.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • ballysmateballysmate Posts: 15,418
    seanoconn wrote:
    Can't view it mate.

    You serious or extracting the urine? :? It appears on my screen. If I could, I would hold it up to show you. :lol:
  • seanoconnseanoconn Posts: 7,642
    Serious. Can just see a box that says image and a cross. Come on, shape up Bally!
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • pinnopinno Posts: 41,623
    Bally come on! This is just like the decals and powder-coated frame threads: all talk and no image.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Ballysmate wrote:
    I thank you. This is a competition where it is more fun to be runner up. Then you can keep posting ideas.
    Anyway, It appears I am a victim of my own brilliance. 8) :lol:

    See what you make of this.

    bigpreview_David%20And%20Victoria%20Beckham%20At%20Underwear%20Ads.jpg

    Ballysmate finds it more fun to come second
    Scott S40 Speedster
    Dialled Stay Strong MX20R

    I no longer live in an ivory tower, these days it's vintage white :shock:
  • ballysmateballysmate Posts: 15,418
    seanoconn wrote:
    Serious. Can just see a box that says image and a cross. Come on, shape up Bally!

    That's the wierdest thing. As I read your post, it disappeared. Seriously confused now. :? :?
    Went back to the page I nicked it from and it was gone from there as well.
    Here's a different one.

    1252677_b283d4aa.jpg


    Not so brilliant after all am I? :lol:
  • ballysmateballysmate Posts: 15,418
    Ballysmate wrote:
    I thank you. This is a competition where it is more fun to be runner up. Then you can keep posting ideas.
    Anyway, It appears I am a victim of my own brilliance. 8) :lol:

    See what you make of this.

    bigpreview_David%20And%20Victoria%20Beckham%20At%20Underwear%20Ads.jpg

    Ballysmate finds it more fun to come second


    Considerate lover - that's me.
  • God love a tryer eh :wink:
    Scott S40 Speedster
    Dialled Stay Strong MX20R

    I no longer live in an ivory tower, these days it's vintage white :shock:
  • Back to the caption :lol:

    1252677_b283d4aa.jpg

    Now, be honest! Can you really see my mangina?
    Scott S40 Speedster
    Dialled Stay Strong MX20R

    I no longer live in an ivory tower, these days it's vintage white :shock:
  • random manrandom man Posts: 1,514
    Ballysmate wrote:

    1252677_b283d4aa.jpg


    Are you really a ladyboy Victoria?
  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Crunchytoes liked to keep a close eye on auditions for The Big Girls thread.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • pinnopinno Posts: 41,623
    "Nice legs, but do you realise that you only have 1 finger on your left hand?"
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Victoria, whatever you do don't touch anything. I think that superglue might have been a bit strong.

    On the other hand!
    Scott S40 Speedster
    Dialled Stay Strong MX20R

    I no longer live in an ivory tower, these days it's vintage white :shock:
  • pinnopinno Posts: 41,623
    "Yep, you're sniffin' proper - is it time to make another mini me?"
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinnopinno Posts: 41,623
    "Hell baby, you look good in Skorts"
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 45,480
    Bending over in 'open flap' leathers, Becks found that Posh wasn't the only one to take it where the footy fans said she did.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    That's it love, just a little bit more, the BB forumites expect to virtually see censored or a-hole on the big girls thread.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • davieseedaviesee Posts: 6,473
    So thats where the boot ended up!
    None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.
  • capt_slogcapt_slog Posts: 3,531
    Ballysmate wrote:

    1252677_b283d4aa.jpg


    Sorry luvvy, but if you want a proper opinion you'll have to ask someone who's not gay


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • seanoconnseanoconn Posts: 7,642
    Hmmmm, I wonder if I could bend it in there from here.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • tlw1tlw1 Posts: 19,451
    are you sure that's what they are calling me?
  • GiantMikeGiantMike Posts: 3,139
    I've just worked out how I could pick you up like a bowling ball.
  • GiantMikeGiantMike Posts: 3,139
    You've got an Arran in your pants. And a Sean at the back!
  • seanoconnseanoconn Posts: 7,642
    GiantMike wrote:
    You've got an Arran in your pants. And a Sean at the back!
    Arran's a c0ck and Sean's an @rse? Harsh but fair :lol:
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    seanoconn wrote:
    GiantMike wrote:
    You've got an Arran in your pants. And a Sean at the back!
    Arran's a c0ck and Sean's an @rse? Harsh but fair :lol:

    I'd quite happily be in her pants :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Stuff this invisible helmet malarkey, I much prefer these invisible chamois liners.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • random manrandom man Posts: 1,514
    Sorry love, ever since I saw Brokeback Mountain you can't seem to get me aroused.
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