The return of...Caption Competition
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And there was me thinking Focuszing was going to run away with this one :P
Unfortunately I now have a mental image of Slowmart as that doctor in 'The Human Centipede'..."I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
arran77 wrote:Right, drum roll time people
If the winner was the most alarming entry it would be....Slowmart wrote:Well my fella likes me to tread on his backside while I drop my heel and penetrate him.
He likes to be stretched out as well as deep penetration so what do you think of these heels?
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If it was the most delusional post it would be.....seanoconn wrote:"Hi mate, you're looking hot. Who are you trying to impress?"
"Seanoconn, do you think he'll like these?"
"Seanoconn? Me too
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"Hands off b!tch, he's mine!"
"Hey lets not fall out. Maybe if we ask him nicely he'll have a crack at both of us."
"Both our cracks? Yeah I'm cool with that "
But it's neither of those, today's winner is........matthew h wrote:Now we're post op said the mods, let's treat ourselves to some new shoes
Assuming he's not been banned for Mod bashing
How can I be banned for telling the truth?0 -
matthew h wrote:arran77 wrote:Right, drum roll time people
If the winner was the most alarming entry it would be....Slowmart wrote:Well my fella likes me to tread on his backside while I drop my heel and penetrate him.
He likes to be stretched out as well as deep penetration so what do you think of these heels?
:shock:
If it was the most delusional post it would be.....seanoconn wrote:"Hi mate, you're looking hot. Who are you trying to impress?"
"Seanoconn, do you think he'll like these?"
"Seanoconn? Me too "
"Hands off b!tch, he's mine!"
"Hey lets not fall out. Maybe if we ask him nicely he'll have a crack at both of us."
"Both our cracks? Yeah I'm cool with that "
But it's neither of those, today's winner is........matthew h wrote:Now we're post op said the mods, let's treat ourselves to some new shoes
Assuming he's not been banned for Mod bashing
How can I be banned for telling the truth?
Come on then, picture time "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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Some winning tips to appeal to caption judges.
Arran & Stevo. Post a caption about mods or commuters.
Ballysmate. Post a perverted caption.
Pinarello..... Don't worry, he'll never be a judge
The clock is ticking Matthew Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0 -
fill your boots. Will Judge on Sunday0 -
Matthew H had a job to convince the 'Hoarder Next Door' team that he didn't have a problem."Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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Suspicions mount as the true figure of cyclists killed on London roads comes into question after a bike graveyard is discovered“Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”
Desmond Tutu0 -
A significant proportion of the population still do not know how to ride a bike0
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Do I detect a hint of jealousy Seano ?seanoconn wrote:Some winning tips to appeal to caption judges.
Arran & Stevo. Post a caption about mods or commuters.
Ballysmate. Post a perverted caption.
Pinarello..... Don't worry, he'll never be a judge
The clock is ticking Matthew "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
After the odd mishap, Pinarello finally mastered 'look mum, no hands'Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0
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From the joint greatest caption champion of all time? I think notStevo 666 wrote:
Do I detect a hint of jealousy Seano ?seanoconn wrote:Some winning tips to appeal to caption judges.
Arran & Stevo. Post a caption about mods or commuters.
Ballysmate. Post a perverted caption.
Pinarello..... Don't worry, he'll never be a judge
The clock is ticking Matthew Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0 -
The return of the hot pant this summer took its toll on Ballysmate's commute.Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0
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rule 59 please gentlemen0
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rule 59 please gentlemen
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Whoops, double post, iPad and ads problem.0 -
Sean's usual date. Any 'old bike' will do. 0
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Massive pile up caused by over intrusive advertising hoardings.0
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Simon says, 'Raise your bike in the air'0
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"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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Cav says he're we go again, and I wasn't even there0
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The first Australian sportive had not started well..."I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0
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Commuter hating crane driver has fun with a f***ing massive magnet."I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0
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Mods bike confiscation park reaches capacity Scott S40 Speedster
Dialled Stay Strong MX20R
I no longer live in an ivory tower, these days it's vintage white :shock:0 -
The commuters regretted harping on so much about the benefits of cycling to work when they could no longer find a space in the bike shed."Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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Police investigate The Playing Mantis's bike insurance claims after back garden discovery.Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0
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Bottom Brackets attempts to orgy crossbreed inanimate objects in search of the perfect bike, were met with derision by the scientific community.Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0
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Pinarello busy churning out frames made from recycled Irnbru cans.
Not much different to the Womble after all.0 -
The BB'ers 'tinkered' with the commuters bikes which they had foolishly left outside while they had their Christmas party."Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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'Helmet Debate' settled with a Mass Carnage Experiment.0
