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  • See that Phil, I was right. Lady Gaga really is a HeShe.
    Scott S40 Speedster
    Dialled Stay Strong MX20R

    I no longer live in an ivory tower, these days it's vintage white :shock:
  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 45,458
    Queenie later regretted having one too many sherries and telling Prince Charles what her and Phil got up to before they were married.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ballysmateballysmate Posts: 15,417
    Look Phil, the corgis are humping Andy's leg again.
  • ballysmateballysmate Posts: 15,417
    Mum, remember what a cracking night we had with Stuart Hall after It's a Royal Knockout.
  • ballysmateballysmate Posts: 15,417
    Queenie 'That chap at the end. You can see up his kilt. Goodness, his c0ck is this long!'
  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Any more before this afternoon people?
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • tim wandtim wand Posts: 2,945
    Whats that you say " Sir David and Lady Beckham of Chingford"
  • tlw1tlw1 Posts: 19,447
    Queenie "Phillip thinks that seat is a commode again"
  • ballysmateballysmate Posts: 15,417
    The knobbly knees competition at Butlins Ayr, was pi55 poor this year.
  • seanoconnseanoconn Posts: 7,630
    arran77 wrote:
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    Phil "You know Harry's girlfriend refuses to shower with him!"

    Charles "Can't say I blame her, I wouldn't trust a Nazi shower either!"
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Right, I'm bored so I'm calling this one now, today's winner is.......













    seanoconn wrote:
    Hahahahahaha, they think the paparazzi caused it! Hahaha

    This appeals to my sick sense of humour :lol:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • seanoconnseanoconn Posts: 7,630
    Booo fix, this is the end of the caption competition!
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    seanoconn wrote:
    Booo fix, this is the end of the caption competition!

    I'm sure there'll be some whingers along soon, they should have tried harder though, wasn't up to the usual levels of depravity that I expect from this place :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • I was going to put in a late entry :wink:

    Queenie to Charles:

    When Edward called to say he was considering a beard, I didn't realise was referring to Sophie :lol:
    Scott S40 Speedster
    Dialled Stay Strong MX20R

    I no longer live in an ivory tower, these days it's vintage white :shock:
  • secretsamsecretsam Posts: 4,840
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Fifth :?: And joint fifth at that. Pah :!:

    Oi! Joint fifth with me, which means you're pretty special

    It's just a hill. Get over it.
  • secretsamsecretsam Posts: 4,840
    Bu99er, I was going to put a caption on the Queenie one:

    "So, I was dreaming about this giant apple I was eating"

    It's just a hill. Get over it.
  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Well if Sean is shirking his shirking responsibilities then we'll go with Bally's offering along the same lines...
    Ballysmate wrote:
    I've not laughed this much since that car crash you arranged, Phil.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • davieseedaviesee Posts: 6,473
    "Look Charles, Daddies constipated again!"
    None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.
  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    daviesee wrote:
    "Look Charles, Daddies constipated again!"

    I like it Daviesee but this one ended yesterday, sean is shirking responsibility for choosing a new picture so I've handed it to bally to see if he'll furnish us with a new pic :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • seanoconnseanoconn Posts: 7,630
    arran77 wrote:
    daviesee wrote:
    "Look Charles, Daddies constipated again!"

    I like it Daviesee but this one ended yesterday, sean is shirking responsibility for choosing a new picture so I've handed it to bally to see if he'll furnish us with a new pic :wink:
    You can hand it to a plagiarist! Give me a sec, I'm nearly on lunch break.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    seanoconn wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    daviesee wrote:
    "Look Charles, Daddies constipated again!"

    I like it Daviesee but this one ended yesterday, sean is shirking responsibility for choosing a new picture so I've handed it to bally to see if he'll furnish us with a new pic :wink:
    You can hand it to a plagiarist! Give me a sec, I'm nearly on lunch break.

    Chop chop then :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • davieseedaviesee Posts: 6,473
    arran77 wrote:
    daviesee wrote:
    "Look Charles, Daddies constipated again!"

    I like it Daviesee but this one ended yesterday, sean is shirking responsibility for choosing a new picture so I've handed it to bally to see if he'll furnish us with a new pic :wink:
    Sorry I was too late for the party as I have been busy elsewhere. :wink:
    None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.
  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    daviesee wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    daviesee wrote:
    "Look Charles, Daddies constipated again!"

    I like it Daviesee but this one ended yesterday, sean is shirking responsibility for choosing a new picture so I've handed it to bally to see if he'll furnish us with a new pic :wink:
    Sorry I was too late for the party as I have been busy elsewhere. :wink:

    What you been doing then Daviesee, don't say work, that's Sean's excuse :P
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • davieseedaviesee Posts: 6,473
    arran77 wrote:
    What you been doing then Daviesee, don't say work, that's Sean's excuse :P
    Been "visiting" other forums on this site.
    None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.
  • seanoconnseanoconn Posts: 7,630
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    Winner to be announced Sunday.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • davieseedaviesee Posts: 6,473
    "Go on, sneeze. We could make a fortune"
    None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.
  • seanoconnseanoconn Posts: 7,630
    Ming Ming - "Mum, why is our species struggling to survive? Is it because humans have been cutting down our habitats and burning down forests where we live, including out food source? Or is it because some people have also been illegally poaching Pandas and killing us in the wild? Or maybe it's because of our natural difficulty to reproduce?"









    Mum - "censored me! A talking Panda!"
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • Ming Ming - "Mom, why do I have such big feet?"

    Mum - "Well it obviously isn't from your dad's side of the family...."
  • ballysmateballysmate Posts: 15,417
    Sad case of the black bear family who developed Michael Jackson syndrome and started to turn into polar bears.
  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Ming Ming - "You're nicked mate, I'm not a panda I'm actually an officer from Operation Bamboo Tree investigating under age panda abuse".
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
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