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  • AlexMac1973
    AlexMac1973 Posts: 406
    Early tests for the China Space Program to propel a man to Mars provide positive results.
    Scott S40 Speedster
    Dialled Stay Strong MX20R

    I no longer live in an ivory tower, these days it's vintage white :shock:
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    "Armageddon!! Armageddon!!
    For God's sake Armageddon!!"
  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
    North Korean entrant ignores 'no bombing' sign.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,320
    Cornerblock wrote:
    North Korean entrant ignores 'no bombing' sign.

    ^clever.

    The New Far Eastern craze of Yoga combined with fart induced levitation is proving quite a hit.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • simonhead
    simonhead Posts: 1,399
    What do you get if you cross Tom Daly and Ken Hom?
    Life isnt like a box of chocolates, its like a bag of pic n mix.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,408
    North Korean entrant in the World fart lighting competition tries extra hard to push one out, knowing the price of failure is death.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • nathancom
    nathancom Posts: 1,567
    simonhead wrote:
    What do you get if you cross Tom Daly and Ken Hom?
    :lol:
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    When he f*cks up his reverse 2 1/2 somersault pike, the North Korean diver remembers what The Dear Leader said he'd do to his knackers.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • nathancom
    nathancom Posts: 1,567
    After drinking syrup of figs every day Kim Jong-un wins North Korean heroic slimmer of the millennium award.
  • tyred&weary
    tyred&weary Posts: 243
    Some of the candid camera shots in 'the one with the turbo boosted hand dryer' still amuse me.
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    The blowback from GT's-mum was so ferocious that it lifted matthew h clear into the air.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,320
    Aren't we supposed to have a winner picked on Saturday night?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,408
    matthew h wrote:
    Winner on Sunday morning
    Here's a clue :wink:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,320
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    Winner on Sunday morning
    Here's a clue :wink:

    So we have to break with tradition just because he's out on the lash, pickling his liver and one step closer to renal failure, dialysis, a sponsored ride to get him a machine at home and a hefty NHS tab picked up by the taxpayer?

    Some people...
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,408
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    Winner on Sunday morning
    Here's a clue :wink:

    So we have to break with tradition just because he's out on the lash, pickling his liver and one step closer to renal failure, dialysis, a sponsored ride to get him a machine at home and a hefty NHS tab picked up by the taxpayer?

    Some people...
    I can see why you want it to be judged tonight, if he comes home completely rat arsed you've got a better chance of winning :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,153
    Arrans GT mums comment was exceptionally close but the winner has to be.................
    Cornerblock wrote:
    North Korean entrant ignores 'no bombing' sign.
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    matthew h wrote:
    Arrans GT mums comment was exceptionally close but the winner has to be.................
    Cornerblock wrote:
    North Korean entrant ignores 'no bombing' sign.

    Shite, bridesmaid again :lol:

    Why are we waiting, why are we waiting......

    :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
    Thank you Matthew. I do like the winning part but having to pick a suitable image for the next round not so much. So Arran (or anybody really) as you were a very close 2nd would you choose the next image if you have one at the ready. Much obliged. I'll keep looking in between watching Le Tour.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,408
    Why are we waiting.....
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Why are we waiting.....

    I've been out at a wedding, I'll have a root around the Internet and find something unsuitable :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    arran77 wrote:
    I've been out at a wedding
    On a Sunday? What is the world coming to?
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    GiantMike wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    I've been out at a wedding
    On a Sunday? What is the world coming to?

    Greek orthodox :wink:

    Anyway, here we go, winner picked on Wednesday night.....

    e96lox.jpg
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Ahh that water feels good on my c ock
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Washing away Rolf's cum
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    I've just p1ssed in the sink like my dad when he's p1ssed.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,320
    "You mess wid me, I pissa in ya sink"
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,153
    washing away the 'evidence'
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,408
    Fergus learns at a young age that eating deep fried Mars bars makes your poo very claggy.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,320
    I might be overweight but I keep my rim sparkly.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,153
    watering the baby Michelin man

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