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  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    Sorry for the delay. I was out doing Hill Reps, then some decorating, then TdF, then the Grand Prix. And some wine. And jelly!!

    Right-O then losers. In honour of my new herd of Angus cows, have a poke at this I'll judge you all on Tuesday evening.....

    Funny-Cows-5.jpg
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Mad Cow disease was actually first discovered in humans.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • AlexMac1973
    AlexMac1973 Posts: 406
    Ere Daisy, she's only got 2 nipples.

    I know, the farmers going to struggle milking those?
    Scott S40 Speedster
    Dialled Stay Strong MX20R

    I no longer live in an ivory tower, these days it's vintage white :shock:
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    The lads were hoping that her snatch was better than her tits were.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Come on own up boys, who was singing 'get your tits out for the lads'.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Oh Ermintrude, look at that hussy with her teats out, you'd never catch me doing that.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,955
    'Skinny cow! At least she's got small tits.' thought Daisy.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • simonhead
    simonhead Posts: 1,399
    Are they what humans refer to as Beef Flaps?
    Life isnt like a box of chocolates, its like a bag of pic n mix.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,955
    Photographic proof obtained that stupid cows do not stand on four legs.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
    By the look of her nipples she must be fresian.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,955
    Stranraer woman resorts to desparate but misguided measures to attract a half decent bloke.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    Funny-Cows-5.jpg

    AND THE WINNER IS
    Cornerblock wrote:
    By the look of her nipples she must be fresian.

    Over to you fella!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,955
    Oh, do get on with it.... :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
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    Quiet round here isn't it :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,219
    Why are we waiting......
  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
    Ah sorry to keep y'all. Cheers Mike. Right see how you get on with this. Result on Friday.

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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,955
    See dat cat - now pull the frikkin trigger....
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    That's the biatch over there.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Yeah that's him! That's the ridgeback that raped me in the park last night. Shoot! Shoot the bastard!


    As an aside, what is this results Tuesday and Friday crap? Wednesday and Saturday - tradition innit.
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Ballysmate wrote:
    As an aside, what is this results Tuesday and Friday crap? Wednesday and Saturday - tradition innit.

    The problems started when the non regulars started to win :roll: :lol:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    This scope's the dog's bollox
  • simonhead
    simonhead Posts: 1,399
    Parents outrage as "lassie 5, the revenge of Satan" receives an 18 certificate.
    Life isnt like a box of chocolates, its like a bag of pic n mix.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,621
    I told that mongrel that this is my turf and these are my biatches. He didn;t listen so i'm gonna cap his ass.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pesky_jones
    pesky_jones Posts: 2,890
    Army eradicates need of spotter by creating half man half dog sniper creature.
  • pesky_jones
    pesky_jones Posts: 2,890
    "Now, I'm going to take your balls!"
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Yossie (Remember him?) may have a point that female recruits are not that attractive.
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,782
    Even with the SWAT teams best spotter, a kill shot to arran's brain was proving elusive.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
    Result is in. I was going to wait till tomorrow but then I thought 'b0ll0cks to tradition'. And the winner is seanoconn with this late entry, showing wit and the insight of a regular. :wink: All yours sean.
    seanoconn wrote:
    Even with the SWAT teams best spotter, a kill shot to arran's brain was proving elusive.
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    Quit diddlin an give us a pic seano.
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Cornerblock wrote:
    Result is in. I was going to wait till tomorrow but then I thought 'b0ll0cks to tradition'. And the winner is seanoconn with this late entry, showing wit and the insight of a regular. :wink: All yours sean.
    seanoconn wrote:
    Even with the SWAT teams best spotter, a kill shot to arran's brain was proving elusive.

    That feckers never around any more, he's too busy shagging :lol:

    Well done womble, even if it was a cheap shot :P
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn

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