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  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Suppose we'll have to wait til Monday when he's finished his shagfest. :)
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,673
    Cornerblock wrote:
    Result is in. I was going to wait till tomorrow but then I thought 'b0ll0cks to tradition'. And the winner is seanoconn with this late entry, showing wit and the insight of a regular. :wink: All yours sean.
    seanoconn wrote:
    Even with the SWAT teams best spotter, a kill shot to arran's brain was proving elusive.
    Thanks Cornerblock and oh b0ll0cks! I'll see what I can do.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    seanoconn wrote:
    Cornerblock wrote:
    Result is in. I was going to wait till tomorrow but then I thought 'b0ll0cks to tradition'. And the winner is seanoconn with this late entry, showing wit and the insight of a regular. :wink: All yours sean.
    seanoconn wrote:
    Even with the SWAT teams best spotter, a kill shot to arran's brain was proving elusive.
    Thanks Cornerblock and oh b0ll0cks! I'll see what I can do.

    Come on Sean, even you must of come up for air by now :lol:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,673
    E9ADC0C7-8CE6-4881-956B-994DC43D41C5_zpsike8obgl.jpg
    Winner picked Tuesday/Wednesday depending on entries.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,153
    Stevo finally rides up a hill
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Shopping Russian style. Shoot and loot the dead's clothes from the crash site.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Crash investigators discover evidence supporting accusations that the Ukrainian rebels could well have been capable of stealing clothing from the victims of flight MH17.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Due to the deepening financial crisis in Russia, and with his assets frozen, Vlad pitches up at the Appleby Horse Fair to do a bit of business.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,320
    Vlad decides that modern warfare is too predicatble and decides to fight Retro style.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,320
    Arran finally uncovers mask-less pic of Stevo.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,320
    Primark unveil their new bra model.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,408
    arran77 wrote:
    Well done womble, even if it was a cheap shot :P
    Clearly not a good enough shot as they missed. That said, they were shooting at a small target :P
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    The mods unveil the latest member of the team to fight unruly BB'ers.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,408
    Seano's claim to be regularly 'riding a young filly' is shown to be a tad economical with the truth.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,408
    Overweight roadie overjoyed to find that riding a big pony with your tits hanging out is less emabarrassing than been seen riding in lycra.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Husband of 'Nursery milf' comes looking for the man that's been shagging his wife in Wimbledon.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,408
    Pinno arrives at the Tin Can Gulag on his new steed ready to punish slacking loons.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Vlad the impaler's new pic on grinder went down like a passenger jet over the Ukraine.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Vlad loses his shirt, betting that he would get away with posting minge in The Big Girls thread
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Vlad searches the hills of South Wales because Stevo reckons that's where the big boy action is.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,408
    Bally jumps on a horse in a desperate attempt to escape from the Grim Reaper.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
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    Why the long face?
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    After 5 hours shouting at Russian Separatists, Putin felt a little hoarse.
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    When Sharon ordered an Equine Poo Tin on Amazon, this was not what she expected.
  • AlexMac1973
    AlexMac1973 Posts: 406
    Whilst out singing 'My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard', he suddenly realised that someone had transplanted Nicki Minaj's hair onto his horse.
    Scott S40 Speedster
    Dialled Stay Strong MX20R

    I no longer live in an ivory tower, these days it's vintage white :shock:
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    After yet another thread backfires on him Piña decides to call it a day.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,320
    Vlad figures that vans soon run out of diesel so he goes hunting for pesky crudders by horseback.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,320
    Vlad decides that enough is enough and rides his beloved old and lame horse personally all the way to Poland to the Tesco hamburger factory.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Vlad realised he had been done after buying Hercules from Albert 'Pina' Steptoe
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,320
    Vlad prepares for a new episode of Bansai where he has a 'Ye olde jousting tournament' with his good mate Barack.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!

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