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  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    Slowmart wrote:
    The disappearance and dodgy decision making of capt slog is explained as sun burnt and stuck the capt had to be rescued from OD'ing on pies.

    'Koff :lol:

    I'll have you know that I'm built like a racing snake; 69kg at 178cm.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Skinny girl - **cough** fat bastard.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Shock pictures from Sean's holiday have everyone wondering how he ever pulled the nursery milf.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Rouge Penguin
    Rouge Penguin Posts: 347
    After an illustrious career covering many continents and trophies, Ronaldo (V1.0) finally hits rock bottom.
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    The annual 'blow a skinny bird over with your farts' competition was going to be a white wash this year when Rick 'the wind bag' Chasey signed up.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    The judges in the Butlins sex act miming competition preferred the hot brunettes simultaneous blow job and w*nk to Sean's muff dive from deck chair.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,299
    Beach Etiquette Faux Pas #14. Mauve bottom with black top. Really?
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,299
    Oi lardarxe, where's my hamster?
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,621
    Fat bloke makes quick escape after pretty brunette starts shouting obscene words like 'apple', 'cucumber', 'shredded wheat' and 'lettuce' at him.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,219
    shallow hal 2, featuring (insert a moderators name in here)
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    matthew h wrote:
    shallow hal 2, featuring (insert a moderators name in here)

    MTFU and name one of them, I did :lol:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Cygnus
    Cygnus Posts: 1,879
    Fat man sleepwalks on to a beach wearing a deck chair.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,955
    Time gentlemen please...

    And tonights winner is Slowmart with:
    Slowmart wrote:
    Slowmarts holiday conquest relives blowing slowmart from a week earlier before going to the rescue of v tech.

    Right, I'm going to watch the footy.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,621
    Why are we waiting?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Why are we waiting?

    How did we manage without you keeping things on track :lol:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,621
    arran77 wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Why are we waiting?

    How did we manage without you keeping things on track :lol:

    It's plainly obvious that you didn't. Stevo is off to watch the footy. I think that is a euphamism for 'some bloke called Matt H got me'.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Right then losers

    PrinceCharlesInspection.jpg




    Winner on Wednesday.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Honestly don't worry, it's the old man who says and does the inappropriate things in our family.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Seriously, Camilla's tits are much better that Diana's were.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,621
    "I wish I was a Royal"
    "I wish it was dark"
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,955
    Bet you 10p I can make your tits wobble without touching them.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,219
    I wouldn't mind fighting with them on the front line
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,955
    I'll send my chauffeur to pick you up afterwards - look out for a pissed French bloke driving a Merc.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • florerider
    florerider Posts: 1,112
    One should get hands on experience of the front line.
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,782
    Are these organic melons?
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,621
    If you want HRH Prince of Wales accreditation for your baps, you'll have to go through a through a very rigorous inspection process.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Touch my colleagues tits pervert and I'll kick you in the gooch you royal tw@t.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • nathancom
    nathancom Posts: 1,567
    If one talks to melons one finds they really do respond and grow.
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    Charley says "meow yow now nice titty meow "
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    With tits like this to play with who would have thought that that Andrew would have been a mincer.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn

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