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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,408
    How long shall I give him before I call it null and void and set another one myself?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    How long shall I give him before I call it null and void and set another one myself?

    Its your call, you're the boss chief :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,320
    Woah, easy guys. Some of us don't do 9 to 5 and I still haven't recovered from the trip to Motherwell.

    Cheers Stevo. Didn't have time to write the acceptance speech.
    I'll post a pic asap.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,320
    funny-hilarious-kid-child-pics-171.jpg?w=700&h=

    Winner picked on Wednesday.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,408
    Arran's porn habit started younger than most.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,408
    Seano panics as he forgets to erase his browsing history before letting the kids use his PC.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,408
    Overzealous mod prepares to delete one of Arran's 'Readers Wives' pics.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Future Publications age threshold for mods reduces.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Police use decoy to target pedophiles.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • random man
    random man Posts: 1,518
    Stevo feels it's important that his kids learn about the finer things in life at an early age.
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Kids these days have it easy, in my day we had to go down to the local corner shop to get our kicks.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    One of Piña's children discovers what daddy really does at work all day.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,408
    Arran uses initiative to overcome his height disadvantage and access internet smut.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Stevo overcomes the smut filter at work by getting his daughter to search for his porn.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Police investigating the disappearance of Madeleine MacCann discover that Gerry and Kate were always rather 'relaxed' when it came to their daughters upbringing.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • pesky_jones
    pesky_jones Posts: 2,890
    GT finally uploads pictures of his mum
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,153
    her nappy won't work as well as mine
  • simonhead
    simonhead Posts: 1,399
    2 year old passes new BR moderator academy exam with flying colours
    Life isnt like a box of chocolates, its like a bag of pic n mix.
  • pesky_jones
    pesky_jones Posts: 2,890
    Babywatch
  • AlexMac1973
    AlexMac1973 Posts: 406
    Hello Timmy, is mummy or daddy home?

    'What do you fu<k!ng think!!!!!'
    Scott S40 Speedster
    Dialled Stay Strong MX20R

    I no longer live in an ivory tower, these days it's vintage white :shock:
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    The 'Little Girls Looking at Big Girls Thread' was a little more of an 'acquired taste' than the original Big Girls Thread.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • pesky_jones
    pesky_jones Posts: 2,890
    Little Timmy got a shock at where his search for BBC had lead him
  • florerider
    florerider Posts: 1,112
    No Mum, honestly I was searching for pictures of a donkey when this ass came up.
  • simonhead
    simonhead Posts: 1,399
    Commuters get their hands on pictures of VTechs mrs.
    Life isnt like a box of chocolates, its like a bag of pic n mix.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,408
    Why are we waiting....
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,320
    Here is the winner for originality because the others were a little too predictable. It also conjures up some interesting images.
    matthew h wrote:
    her nappy won't work as well as mine
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,408
    Why are we waiting....
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,153
    why are you waiting?

    because I was at the pub last night...............


    Funny-side-of-Olympic-div-001.jpg

    Winner on Sunday morning
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,408
    Matthew h suffers allergic reaction to being served lemonade in the pub.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    After not winning the Caption Competition, Stevo decides enough is enough and ends it all by jumping off Waterloo Bridge.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn

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