The return of...Caption Competition
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So you are a bazooka operator, is that a distraction technique?Life isnt like a box of chocolates, its like a bag of pic n mix.0
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One see's the Para's now use air bags."Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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Stevo 666 wrote:Bet you 10p I can make your tits wobble without touching them.
The winner
Over to the bean counter
“Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”
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Is it sing-song time?seanoconn - gruagach craic!0
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Shut it you.pinarello001 wrote:Is it sing-song time?
Ta Slowmart. Here's my effort, results on Saturday afternoon:
"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Stevo demonstrates why he should leave the posting of pictures in the Big Girls thread to Arran."Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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That morning the commuters weren't the only fat c*nts in the park."Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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Tina takes her anus for a walk.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0
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Have you not run out of pics from your online 'Razzle' back catalogue yet?arran77 wrote:Stevo demonstrates why he should leave the posting of pictures in the Big Girls thread to Arran. "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
The gerbil gets some valuable exercise ahead of the pot holing expedition.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0
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'This is Fergus, I found him in my beard, now he lives in my shorts, there's more room for him there.'0
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You were doing quite well until that postpinarello001 wrote:Stevo 666 wrote:Have you not run out of pics from your online 'Razzle' back catalogue yet?
That's a really rubbish caption. "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Gemma had heard that having something small and cute with you was a good way to pull, unfortunately she'd heard it from Seano who was referring to using babies to pull milfs at local nurseries."Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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pinarello001 wrote:Stevo 666 wrote:Have you not run out of pics from your online 'Razzle' back catalogue yet?
That's a really rubbish caption.
Might be rubbish but it brings back memories (or should that be mammary's ) from my youth "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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Roles are reversed at the 'dog walking' park."Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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To give the rat a breather from cleaning the bits she can't reach any more, Tracey lets it out in the park on a lead for some fresh air."Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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Roland really wished Bertha had chosen a husky for a pet.0
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You're reet classy Arran. A cut above 'Readers Wives' eh. I was a Club International man myselfarran77 wrote:pinarello001 wrote:Stevo 666 wrote:Have you not run out of pics from your online 'Razzle' back catalogue yet?
That's a really rubbish caption.
Might be rubbish but it brings back memories (or should that be mammary's ) from my youth 
"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Astronomers predict eclipse of the sun in local park.0
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It looks like GT's mum (the local sperm bank) is full0
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Search faster little one, momma's hungry.
The older I get, the better I was.0 -
"When all the folks go home, you gonna be skinned, boiled and put in a bun with mustard little doggy."seanoconn - gruagach craic!0
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The Eat what you can catch diet was soon exposed as flawed.“Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”
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I think you've all run out inspiration now, and the shock winner is:pinarello001 wrote:The gerbil gets some valuable exercise ahead of the pot holing expedition.
All yours Pinno :shock: "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Why are we waiting, etc etc :P"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0
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Why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting......"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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Meanwhile in Stranraer...
"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Are you out there Piña?
"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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