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  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,153
    who drank all the t1tty milk
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    William Hague's mini me takes a long bath after getting the push from the FO.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,320
    Britain's first apprentice Sumo wrestler gets a good wash after pulling off a Hikiwaza on Teddy.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Right, winner time.........

    This weeks smut meister is......
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Washing away Rolf's cum

    Over to you ya filthy pervert :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Thanks for that.
    Try this one. :)

    strange-toilets-3.jpg
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,153
    china in my hands
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    "Step into my orifice".
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Try this one. :)

    Maybe Bally should enter his own competition :lol:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    arran77 wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Try this one. :)

    Maybe Bally should enter his own competition :lol:

    What? Like Pina? :lol:
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,320
    Ballysmate wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Try this one. :)

    Maybe Bally should enter his own competition :lol:

    What? Like Pina? :lol:

    I didn't even win!?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • AlexMac1973
    AlexMac1973 Posts: 406
    Living statue fools Katy Perry
    Scott S40 Speedster
    Dialled Stay Strong MX20R

    I no longer live in an ivory tower, these days it's vintage white :shock:
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Try this one. :)

    Maybe Bally should enter his own competition :lol:

    What? Like Pina? :lol:

    I didn't even win!?

    That should tell you something :P
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,320
    arran77 wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Try this one. :)

    Maybe Bally should enter his own competition :lol:

    What? Like Pina? :lol:

    I didn't even win!?

    That should tell you something :P

    That I am a fair and square bloke and not a full-time monkey spanking shirker with a Stevo love obsession?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Katy and Freddie were both quite shocked by the ferociousness of the fanny fart.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,320
    A 50p coin placed in 'Diggers' coin slot elicited: "Me love you long time, me love you long time, me love you long time, me love you long time, me love you long time, ..." whilst his vibrating mechanical todger vibrated at 3000mhz.
    The ex Dagenham factory boys were delighted with their creation.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    strange-toilets-3.jpg

    Up the $hitter? Down the $hitter? Ting Tong couldn't decide.
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    GiantMike wrote:
    strange-toilets-3.jpg

    Up the $hitter? Down the $hitter? Ting Tong couldn't decide.

    How come you didn't get banned for calling rick a tw@t yesterday then?
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    arran77 wrote:
    How come you didn't get banned for calling rick a tw@t yesterday then?
    Ah, I didn't actually call him a tw@t, I just said that might be the missing word. I guess it wasn't because I didn't win a prize. Maybe it was kn0b!
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    Madame Tussauds staff misunderstood the instruction to stick the Contador dummy in the back room.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,408
    Prototype Crudcatcher bog is a roaring success with the girls.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    It was the first time in his life that Freddie Mercury had to warn a woman she was about to feel a small prick in her arse and it was quite a surprise for both of them.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    GiantMike wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    How come you didn't get banned for calling rick a tw@t yesterday then?
    Ah, I didn't actually call him a tw@t, I just said that might be the missing word. I guess it wasn't because I didn't win a prize. Maybe it was kn0b!

    That's right, he didn't actually call the tw@t a tw@t. :wink:
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Ballysmate wrote:
    GiantMike wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    How come you didn't get banned for calling rick a tw@t yesterday then?
    Ah, I didn't actually call him a tw@t, I just said that might be the missing word. I guess it wasn't because I didn't win a prize. Maybe it was kn0b!

    That's right, he didn't actually call the tw@t a tw@t. :wink:

    In your absence shall I judge the caption competition for you :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,153
    Ting tong loved doing the whole golden shower thing, she just regretted not opening the lid first
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Sean was up to his usual tricks in the bogs on Wimbledon Common.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,408
    Arran and matthew h finally get it on after months of online flirting.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    GiantMike wrote:
    strange-toilets-3.jpg

    Up the $hitter? Down the $hitter? Ting Tong couldn't decide.

    The winner is GiantMike. He seems to share my tasteless sense of humour. :lol:
    Over to you.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,408
    Why are we waiting....
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,320
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Why are we waiting....

    He is probably recovering from his bike ride he had this morning - like me, unlike you :wink:
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,408
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Why are we waiting....

    He is probably recovering from his bike ride he had this morning - like me, unlike you :wink:
    Is there some sort unwritten roadie rule about going out 'riding' on a Sunday morning? I guess it's like being Frank Bruno: if you've taken a beating around the ring, you need plenty of recovery time :wink:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]

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