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  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    I'm sorry, but I can't find a picture and don't have time to look for one. If Simonhead can post another, I'm happy to pick a winner if that's ok with you, I'll try to drop in late Sunday evening.

    Thanks for the 'win' though :lol:

    (nothing amiss by the way, it's my wedding anniversary this w/e, I'll be otherwise engaged 8) )


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • simonhead
    simonhead Posts: 1,399
    Capt Slog wrote:
    I'm sorry, but I can't find a picture and don't have time to look for one. If Simonhead can post another, I'm happy to pick a winner if that's ok with you, I'll try to drop in late Sunday evening.

    Thanks for the 'win' though :lol:

    (nothing amiss by the way, it's my wedding anniversary this w/e, I'll be otherwise engaged 8) )


    Boooooo (about lack of time.) Happy to come up with something.
    Life isnt like a box of chocolates, its like a bag of pic n mix.
  • simonhead
    simonhead Posts: 1,399
    stranraer.jpg

    Found at random
    Life isnt like a box of chocolates, its like a bag of pic n mix.
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Visit Scotland's attempt to prove that Stranraer isn't just full of ugly feckers goes badly wrong when they use Piña as the model in their latest publicity picture.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • simonhead
    simonhead Posts: 1,399
    arran77 wrote:
    Visit Scotland's attempt to prove that Stranraer isn't just full of ugly feckers goes badly wrong when they use Piña as the model in their latest publicity picture.

    Bash the person thats not here to defend himself.....carry on
    Life isnt like a box of chocolates, its like a bag of pic n mix.
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    simonhead wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    Visit Scotland's attempt to prove that Stranraer isn't just full of ugly feckers goes badly wrong when they use Piña as the model in their latest publicity picture.

    Bash the person thats not here to defend himself.....carry on

    Ok :mrgreen:

    One of Piña's loons from the Tin Can Gulag makes a break for freedom.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • simonhead
    simonhead Posts: 1,399
    Pina wins miss Stranraer, judges confused by the word mangina
    Life isnt like a box of chocolates, its like a bag of pic n mix.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,408
    Welcome to Stranraer, the town where they should have filmed 'Lord of the Rings' as they wouldn't have had to put make up on the extras.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    As the Yes vote gather momentum the mass migration begins.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,153
    Finally new blood into the limited gene pool of Stranraer
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,408
    Royston Vasey renames itself in a despreate attempt to attract non-locals.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Capt Slog wrote:
    I'm happy to pick a winner if that's ok with you, I'll try to drop in late Sunday evening.

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    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,153
    arran77 wrote:
    Capt Slog wrote:
    I'm happy to pick a winner if that's ok with you, I'll try to drop in late Sunday evening.

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    because he has split his sides laughing at the entries?
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    matthew h wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    Capt Slog wrote:
    I'm happy to pick a winner if that's ok with you, I'll try to drop in late Sunday evening.

    Why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we 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    because he has split his sides laughing at the entries?

    Unlikely :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,408
    Sungod goes to extreme lengths to escape his harsh upbringing in the Knightsbridge ghetto by emigrating to Stranraer.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Sungod goes to extreme lengths to escape his harsh upbringing in the Knightsbridge ghetto by emigrating to Stranraer.


    2dayqn4.jpg
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Shagger Shaun does Stranraer.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • team47b
    team47b Posts: 6,425
    If mr P was still with us he would say...

    After 2 months and a brutal initiation, Peter married some local girls. He is very happy in his wicker house and likes the bone through his nose. The wives love the bicycle - it doubles up as a laundry rack.
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • team47b
    team47b Posts: 6,425
    WWPS

    This was the last we saw of Peter before his head was shrunk and his remains eaten at the North Rhins Mid Summer party where everybody drank copiuos quantities of Vodka and Irn Bru.

    or maybe he'd say...

    Shortly after arrving in Stranraer, Peter lost the will to live but happily his bike was recyled by a well known Recycling Organisation for next to nothing.
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    Bloody hell! I'd forgotten all about this. Sorry.

    Well, it took some deciding :roll:
    But to be fair you didn't have a lot to work with.

    The winner is........
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Royston Vasey renames itself in a despreate attempt to attract non-locals.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Capt Slog wrote:
    The winner is........
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Royston Vasey renames itself in a despreate attempt to attract non-locals.

    Why are we waiting...... :P
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,408
    Will sort out a pic tonight - cannot search for good ones in the office :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,153
    Chop chop
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,408
    Impatient b***ards :)

    Here you go, results on Saturday sometime.

    Funny-Fat-28.jpg
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,227
    Adrian Chiles finds Rio beach chairs a little on small side.
  • tyred&weary
    tyred&weary Posts: 243
    When the zip went on his trousers, Hesketh improvised wildly and came up with the 'modesty seat'.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    sombrero wearing man gets sat on with just his hat showing where he is buried.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Slowmarts holiday conquest relives blowing slowmart from a week earlier before going to the rescue of v tech.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    The disappearance and dodgy decision making of capt slog is explained as sun burnt and stuck the capt had to be rescued from OD'ing on pies.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • simonhead
    simonhead Posts: 1,399
    Impromptu rendition of "heads , shoulders knees and toes" by his wife leads to man seeing his toes for the first time in 18 years.
    Life isnt like a box of chocolates, its like a bag of pic n mix.

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