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  • nathancom
    nathancom Posts: 1,567
    Piña makes a daring escape from the Royal Doulton factory disguised as a china plate.
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Trying to keep a low profile and hide from the mods, Piña dons a cunning disguise.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,408
    New 'Google Munter' app removes faces from pics of ugly ****ers posted on the internet to stop children getting scared.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    BikeRadar mods remove all traces of Piña the Diva from the Internet.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Googles new 'opt-in' Internet service designed to stop people accidentally seeing images of big old tw@ts has a surprising benefit for the members of BikeRadar.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,673
    This would have been more entertaining if the tw@t wasn't on holiday :roll:

    When is the winner announced? It's a four horse race at the moment.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,408
    seanoconn wrote:
    This would have been more entertaining if the tw@t wasn't on holiday :roll:

    When is the winner announced? It's a four horse race at the moment.
    It's your caption comp you dozy git, so you get to choose when the results are announced :wink:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    This would have been more entertaining if the tw@t wasn't on holiday :roll:

    When is the winner announced? It's a four horse race at the moment.
    It's your caption comp you dozy git, so you get to choose when the results are announced :wink:

    That's the way to curry favour with the judge :lol:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,408
    arran77 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    This would have been more entertaining if the tw@t wasn't on holiday :roll:

    When is the winner announced? It's a four horse race at the moment.
    It's your caption comp you dozy git, so you get to choose when the results are announced :wink:

    That's the way to curry favour with the judge :lol:
    It worked last time :wink:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,153
    Turns out piña is a coke head
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,408
    seanoconn wrote:
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    Piña's zit problem reaches epic proportions.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    Roadee reverend sees the light.
  • tyred&weary
    tyred&weary Posts: 243
    The torch quite literally highlighted why a laser sight can be preferable for some applications.
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,673
    Some great last minute entries by tyred&weary and Stevo but simonhead just about nails it with this
    simonhead wrote:
    BR moderators acted quickly when Seano posted a picture entitled Pina you c*ntface

    Over to you Simon.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • simonhead
    simonhead Posts: 1,399
    Many thanks,

    Will announce on Thursday avo.
    Rally3.sized.jpg
    Life isnt like a box of chocolates, its like a bag of pic n mix.
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Stevo cuts a dash on his morning commute.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,408
    Arran tries to look suave and impress the MILFs on the school run.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Stevo quietly sips a coffee with pino's special man milk.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Dodgy bloke in a oversized jacket becomes the next victim of the santa lookalike commuter in dayglo jacket.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,408
    Slowmart dons cunning disguise after being ridiculed for being unable to spell 'Pinno' properly :wink:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    edited June 2014
    Rally3.sized.jpg

    Man loses 3 stone on commute to work.

    or

    Wiggle's TdF range was designed by an iconic Yorkshire sportsman. Unfortunately, it was Geoff Boycott.
  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
    Donald was sure he was missing something.
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    As Mr Ben stepped onto the street for his latest adventure, he knew the 'Fancy Dress' shop-keeper had ballsed it up this time.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,153
    top half for working, bottom half for shirking
  • team47b
    team47b Posts: 6,425
    Look out mate Mikey's behind you!
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,153
    Some of the gear and no ferking idea
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    What chance an upgrade at the open fronted restaurant?
  • Akirasho
    Akirasho Posts: 1,892
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  • simonhead
    simonhead Posts: 1,399
    Ballysmate wrote:
    What chance an upgrade at the open fronted restaurant?

    Was very close
    Capt Slog wrote:
    As Mr Ben stepped onto the street for his latest adventure, he knew the 'Fancy Dress' shop-keeper had ballsed it up this time.

    Gets it, Over to you Mr Slog
    Life isnt like a box of chocolates, its like a bag of pic n mix.
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    wow!

    It will have to be later folks, sorry, don't have time now.


    The older I get, the better I was.

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