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  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,153
    If crusaders shaved thee legs, this is how they would do it
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,816
    Piña's fire eating classes had unexpected consequences for some pupils.
    Kinesis Pro6
    Marin Nail Trail
    Cotic Solaris
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,320
    Stevo destroys some sensitive tax records for his clients in a unique fashion.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    The new South African anti male rape flamethrower is launched.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Alex Salmond denies reports that Scottish gas reserves are running low despite locals being forced to use their own gas bbq's.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,153
    Arran proves all women wrong, farts are actually funny
  • nathancom
    nathancom Posts: 1,567
    The morning after the National Curry Eating Championship goes with a bang.
  • nathancom
    nathancom Posts: 1,567
    Bear Grylls suspects The Island contestant of stowing petrol up his backside.
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,153
    Boris has decided water cannons are too outdated
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,408
    I'm calking time on this one now as I'm out on the sherberts tonight. So many good entries for this one but Seano just edges out Pinno's Boris Johnson effort with:
    seanoconn wrote:
    Pina burns off some of his hot air to make room for more haggis.

    Take it away Uncle Bulgaria :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    I'm calking time on this one now as I'm out on the sherberts tonight. So many good entries for this one but Seano just edges out Pinno's Boris Johnson effort with:
    seanoconn wrote:
    Pina burns off some of his hot air to make room for more haggis.

    Take it away Uncle Bulgaria :)

    This is going to be a long wait, Sean's never on here now because he's always shagging :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,153
    why didn't I win, I mean why are we waiting :)
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,408
    arran77 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    I'm calking time on this one now as I'm out on the sherberts tonight. So many good entries for this one but Seano just edges out Pinno's Boris Johnson effort with:
    seanoconn wrote:
    Pina burns off some of his hot air to make room for more haggis.

    Take it away Uncle Bulgaria :)

    This is going to be a long wait, Sean's never on here now because he's always shagging :wink:
    If no reply from Womble boy by tomorrow afternoon I shall have to crown Pinno the winner by default...up to you if you want to try and find Seano :wink:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,320
    Seanno will log on in the morning when he's taking a break from work all day along, like Arran.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Seanno will log on in the morning when he's taking a break from work all day along, like Arran.

    No work for me until Tuesday now :mrgreen:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,153
    arran77 wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Seanno will log on in the morning when he's taking a break from work all day along, like Arran.

    No work for me until Tuesday now :mrgreen:

    how's that any different? :lol:
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    matthew h wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Seanno will log on in the morning when he's taking a break from work all day along, like Arran.

    No work for me until Tuesday now :mrgreen:

    how's that any different? :lol:

    Because I'm busier when I'm home than at work :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,673
    I'm here I'm here! Sorry. Early night last night :D

    Thank you Stevo, you have a heart after all :D I'll post a pic shortly.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,673
    Here we go

    A93E785C-B15F-486C-8B97-E9E6FE60EEC0_zpspjwmpjkf.jpg

    Any jibes relating to the 'unknown' ( :lol: ) white dotted man, will be scored highly :D
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • simonhead
    simonhead Posts: 1,399
    Frank Sidebottom in preparation for launch of his new single, cover of Queens Bicycle Race.
    Life isnt like a box of chocolates, its like a bag of pic n mix.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Due to austere times, the Milk Tray Man has had to make economies in his method of delivery.
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    The inclement Scottish weather leaves Piña with an unhealthily pasty white face.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Due to the embarrassment of riding such a shite bike Piña resorts to covering his face with a white dot to avoid being recognised.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,673
    arran77 wrote:
    Due to the embarrassment of riding such a shite bike Piña resorts to covering his face with a white dot to avoid being recognised.
    :lol: More like this please :D
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    After his creative 'accounting' at the Tin Can Gulag, Piña has to disguise himself so that the tax man does not catch up with him.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    To try and avoid the embarrassment of being beaten uphill by Stevo on the Panzer, Piña tries to disguise himself by covering his face with a white dot.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Piña adds a new photo to his profile on the Dogging Association of Scotland's website.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • simonhead
    simonhead Posts: 1,399
    BR moderators acted quickly when Seano posted a picture entitled Pina you c*ntface
    Life isnt like a box of chocolates, its like a bag of pic n mix.
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    When he started a Big Tw@ts picture thread this wasn't the sort of thing Sean had in mind.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • nathancom
    nathancom Posts: 1,567
    Pinarello, gone but not forgotten.

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