The return of...Caption Competition

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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,320
    Officials met to hear Stevo's complaint about why he didn't win the caption comp., which proved to be a bit too long and too boring for some.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Officials met to hear Stevo's complaint about why he didn't win the caption comp., which proved to be a bit too long and too boring for some.

    Will you please stop entering your own competition you loon :P
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,320
    arran77 wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Officials met to hear Stevo's complaint about why he didn't win the caption comp., which proved to be a bit too long and too boring for some.

    Will you please stop entering your own competition you loon :P

    No. It's a free world. Only complain if I win it.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    pinarello001 wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Officials met to hear Stevo's complaint about why he didn't win the caption comp., which proved to be a bit too long and too boring for some.

    Will you please stop entering your own competition you loon :P

    No. It's a free world. Only complain if I win it.

    oooohhhh
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,408
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Cheers simonhead, winner picked on Saturday night.
    Why are we waiting....
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Cheers simonhead, winner picked on Saturday night.
    Why are we waiting....

    He's busy looking for evidence of good looking Scottish women :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,320
    Soz for the wait - blame the antibiotics and ill health.

    In the light of recent happennings, the winner should have been me with:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Mods Velonutter, Chasey, Nicklouse take eye off the ball whilst Ugo Santalucia sleeps.

    In third place:
    Pituophis wrote:
    Gang of Four prefer a pot of tea after gigs these days.

    As it's way over the heads of this bunch.

    In second place:
    nathancom wrote:
    China 's Got Talent judges unimpressed by tiger penis juggler.

    But I am going to reluctantly hand it to the bloke who went south and went soft, despite his whinging:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Committee in charge of reviewing Arran's work time internet browsing history starts to flag after 6 years without a break.

    Over to you crudder boy:
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Come on Stevo don't give The Great Diva a chance to start his whining chant, chop chop :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,153
    why are we waiting???????????????????
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    matthew h wrote:
    why are we waiting???????????????????

    You can't turn on a brother :P
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,153
    arran77 wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    why are we waiting???????????????????

    You can't turn on a brother :P

    its just the excitement, as I know a cruddy will produce a decent comp :lol:
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,408
    Lads, I promise to post one this evening after I get back from a minor work jolly - it's a bit tricky to search for decent pics in an open plan office :P In my defence I would have been able to sort it much quicker if a certain person had announced the results when he said he was going to :wink:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    It's all Piña's fault, bloody BB'er :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,408
    Right you 'orrible lot. I've noticed that there has been a general decline in standards in BB so in an attempt to redress the balance, here's a classy one to get stuck into.

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    Results on Thursday evening :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,320
    Britain is now leading the space race with this new innovative approach to rocket propelled astronauts.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,320
    Ray Mear's pupils develop his new survival technique of cooking your own dinner in the wild.
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  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    matthew h shows off his latest party trick after discovering that his farts are 90% alcohol vapour.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    arran77 destroys the Bottom Bracket rule book once and for all after yet again falling foul of ' The Law'.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Piña hopes that his mobile hair removal service is a hit with his roadie mates.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • random man
    random man Posts: 1,518
    Panic at Hucknall barbecue as they run out of lighter fluid :wink:



    Well it worked once :D
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,153
    this is what happens when you put a flame near where a moderator is talking from
  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
    Put another log on the fire.
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,673
    A 135 mile bike ride was apparently not the cause of Veronese68's sore aris
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,673
    Pina burns off some of his hot air to make room for more haggis.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,673
    Alarm bells start ringing for the hamster in Stevo backside.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    seanoconn wrote:
    Pina burns off some of his hot air to make room for more haggis.

    Well done Sean, you used your 3000th post to abuse Piña :lol:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,673
    arran77 wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    Pina burns off some of his hot air to make room for more haggis.

    Well done Sean, you used your 3000th post to abuse Piña :lol:
    Oh yeah, how fitting :D:lol:
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • AlexMac1973
    AlexMac1973 Posts: 406
    Coming to a cinema near you, Le Petomane 2 - He's Back & He's Fired Up.
    Scott S40 Speedster
    Dialled Stay Strong MX20R

    I no longer live in an ivory tower, these days it's vintage white :shock:
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,320
    arran77 wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    Pina burns off some of his hot air to make room for more haggis.

    Well done Sean, you used your 3000th post to abuse Piña :lol:

    What a waste.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,320
    Boris Johnson's trainee Womble exterminators practice their technique.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!

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