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  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Mrs Bush just phoned and said to tell you this isn't what she meant when she asked you to pop out and pick her up a little black number.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Sir, apparently the girl in the front row is one of those computer generated children that they use to catch paedophile's, I suggest you retract your offer to take her out for something to munch.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,150
    Sir, I don't think you understand, when I said the twins were fooked - I meant the towers
  • AlexMac1973
    AlexMac1973 Posts: 406
    No Mr President, the twin towers are definately not a gay double act!
    Scott S40 Speedster
    Dialled Stay Strong MX20R

    I no longer live in an ivory tower, these days it's vintage white :shock:
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Apparently she's yours Sir, you remember that intern called Ebony don't you.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,381
    We've found your brain, Mr. President.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • AlexMac1973
    AlexMac1973 Posts: 406
    The French President has just called, he's left you this message:
    "I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."
    Scott S40 Speedster
    Dialled Stay Strong MX20R

    I no longer live in an ivory tower, these days it's vintage white :shock:
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    If you stop looking at her Sir the boner will go and you'll be able to move your hands off of your crotch.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    Breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out, breathe in......
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Just heard from Nicklouse. You and Yossie are banned from BB :cry:
  • John Clark1
    John Clark1 Posts: 268
    Yossie and who?
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Mr President. Primark have jeans 32 waist 34 leg that won't make your ar5e look big.
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,671
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Mr President. Primark have jeans 32 waist 34 leg that won't make your ar5e look big.
    :lol: Stop trying to appeal to the judge.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Mr President, Bill Clinton says he's sorry for doing Laura and that doing your mother was just a drunken mistake.
  • tim_wand
    tim_wand Posts: 2,552
    Sir!! A British squaddie called Yossie confirms he's found the WMD's do you want us to "Shut him up?"
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,671
    With a very high standard of competition and little between anyone, this took some deliberation. For total transparency and maximum embarrassment, I shall announce all entries in reverse order.

    Last. Pinarello - Tongue in ear (no bias, I expect better)
    12th. FocusZing - Bear, riding morality (didn't get it sorry)
    11th. nunowoolmez - Flies undone (must try harder)
    Joint 8th. matthew h - twins were fooked.
    Darren - Super glue.
    Stevo - found your brain.
    7th. Random man - Eliminate the kid?
    Joint 5th. Secret Sam - Jimmy Saville.
    Ballysmate - You can't join the class.
    4th. tim wand - Yossie's found WMD's.
    3rd. Giant Mike - Breathe in, breathe out.
    2nd. Alex Mac1973 - Gay double act.

    And the winner of the caption is arran77 with - Their bear on bike picture is not literal Sir, abort plans, I repeat ABORT PLANS! :D
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,381
    Has anyone mentioned that you need to post a new pic? :wink:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Fifth :?: And joint fifth at that. Pah :!:
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,310
    Don't worry Basil, I was last.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Don't worry Basil, I was last.


    Yes, but you deserved it. :lol:
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Here we go then, do your worst, winner will be picked on Wednesday night :)

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    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • tim_wand
    tim_wand Posts: 2,552
    Whats that you Say Edward? Your straight and you left the Marines because your too hard.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    What? You're not wearing underwear either?
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Bloody hell! Those love eggs from Anne Summers hit one's spot.
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,671
    Hahahahahaha, they think the paparazzi caused it! Hahaha
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    I've not laughed this much since that car crash you arranged, Phil.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Sorry Sean. Not plagiarism. Great minds and all that.

    Not an entry.
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,671
    "Mum you're gross. Haha"

    "Yeah I know, this commode's ace! Haha"
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Look Phil. Margaret's getting her t*ts out for the lads.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,310
    "Mum, look at this. It says in this magazine that some people ride bicycles to get to work".
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!

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