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  • nathancom
    nathancom Posts: 1,567
    "Watch my finger move slowly from side to side...you are feeling sleepy...now show us your tits"
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,318
    "if I give them another 20psi, do you think my baps will pop?"
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    The BikeRadar 'Touch a Real Woman' fund raising event proved quite popular with the commuters.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,405
    Arran cheated after betting 50p that he could make her tits wobble without touching them.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Never mind her tits, look at this bogey on my finger
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Arran and Stevo explain to Goonz that this simply isn't good enough for the Big Girls thread.


    (Stevo, you're the one with glasses :P ).
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Using my finger, I shall show that this model has just the right gap for giving a fantastic tit w@nk.
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Using my finger, I shall show that this model has just the right gap for giving a fantastic tit w@nk.

    He's got a very small finger, is it Piña?
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    This commuter vows never to wash his finger again after touching a real girls tits.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    Shhh, quiet, now listen carefully, they make a sort of 'boing' when they meet.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • AlexMac1973
    AlexMac1973 Posts: 406
    Ok, this is my final offer! You give me 5 Euro and let you have a honk a honker.
    Scott S40 Speedster
    Dialled Stay Strong MX20R

    I no longer live in an ivory tower, these days it's vintage white :shock:
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    and there we have it ladies and gentlemen, Samantha's "Two Bald Men In A Tent",
    and in just a moment, her famous impression of...."A Hedgehog Eating Ham"!


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,405
    ...and if you're really good boys, I'll let you lick my machinery.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,318
    I'm not sure about my baps - they were made in France.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,318
    Bunny Boiler 'Trudy' gets back on track with boob job to attract the next sucker.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,318
    Trudy is flanked by two bouncers.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,405
    When's the results then? Random is being a bit secretive on timing...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • random man
    random man Posts: 1,518
    Some of us have been out riding bikes Stevo :wink:

    The winner is Arran77:
    arran77 wrote:
    arran77 is chastised when his latest contribution to the Big Girls thread does not pass the random man 'classy test'.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,405
    random man wrote:
    Some of us have been out riding bikes Stevo :wink:

    The winner is Arran77:
    arran77 wrote:
    arran77 is chastised when his latest contribution to the Big Girls thread does not pass the random man 'classy test'.
    Flippin fix :wink:

    Anyhow...

    Why are we waiting etc etc etc
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Wesult :mrgreen:

    Anyway before Piña jumps on the 'why are we waiting' bandwagon, do your worst, winner picked on Wednesday evening......

    oadfdh.jpg
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • random man
    random man Posts: 1,518
    I always get arrested for doing that, it's not fair.
  • simonhead
    simonhead Posts: 1,399
    Buy cheap buy twice. Didn't think it would apply to childrens party entertainment
    Life isnt like a box of chocolates, its like a bag of pic n mix.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,405
    ....and they are under starters orders as the Stranraer Grand National is about to get underway...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,405
    Dwarf tossing plumbs new depths.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • nathancom
    nathancom Posts: 1,567
    Animal Farm - Stranraer style
  • simonhead
    simonhead Posts: 1,399
    The lone ranger was mighty happy knowing Tonto had his own six shooter should he require back-up
    Life isnt like a box of chocolates, its like a bag of pic n mix.
  • Frank the tank
    Frank the tank Posts: 6,553
    random man wrote:
    Some of us have been out riding bikes Stevo :wink:

    The winner is Arran77:
    arran77 wrote:
    arran77 is chastised when his latest contribution to the Big Girls thread does not pass the random man 'classy test'.
    'Tis true Stevo I spent most of the day watching said "Random man" riding into the distance up some proper "F.O." hills in Derbyshire.
    Tail end Charlie

    The above post may contain traces of sarcasm or/and bullsh*t.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,405
    Frank the tank wrote:
    random man wrote:
    Some of us have been out riding bikes Stevo :wink:

    The winner is Arran77:
    arran77 wrote:
    arran77 is chastised when his latest contribution to the Big Girls thread does not pass the random man 'classy test'.
    'Tis true Stevo I spent most of the day watching said "Random man" riding into the distance up some proper "F.O." hills in Derbyshire.
    I didn't disbelieve him Frank, I just thought he might be posting in the wrong forum as clearly he's a real cyclist :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Pina and his pony, Sean. So named coz he has a c ock down to his knees.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,405
    arran77 wrote:
    oadfdh.jpg
    And first prize in the 'Mr. & Mrs. Sexy Wimbledon' contest goes to...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]

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