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  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
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    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,153
    arran77 wrote:
    Why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting.
    what are you trying to say?
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,405
    arran77 wrote:
    Why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting.
    Oi, shut it - I need to look for a good piccy while winding up Pinno about footy at the same time. i'm not a good multi-tasker :)

    Thanks Mr. h, the cheque is in the post...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,318
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    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,405
    Right you miserable lot, have a go at this one:

    HIGHLAND_GAMES.jpg

    Winner announced on Friday evening.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • nathancom
    nathancom Posts: 1,567
    Got wood
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Definitive proof that the Scottish are indeed a nation of tossers.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Unsurprisingly Piña proves to be a dab hand when it comes to tossing his wood.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,318
    Aaaaaaaaaah, wish i'd worn that pad; never trust a fart.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • rgliniany
    rgliniany Posts: 753
    Jimmy tries with all his might to remove a skelf from his tallywhacker
    It's a boy , It's a boy , I Shouted Running Into The Street With Tears Running Down My Face.....

    That's The Last Time I Holiday In Thailand

    URL Pinkbike
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Constipated Scotsman hopes that a good toss will sort things out.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    After Piña is hit by the banning stick he tosses it right back at the mods, the feckers :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Scottish lumberjack yells in pain, after being hit in knackers by falling log
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    In a daring attempt to go over the wall, Oscar Pistorius gets a Scottish inmate to give him a 'leg' up.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,318
    The diminutive Wee Jock 'Tiny' McCurdy struggles with a chopstick.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,673
    Pina's loons strike back
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • simonhead
    simonhead Posts: 1,399
    "so i nailed this bird last night and she was in splinters"
    Life isnt like a box of chocolates, its like a bag of pic n mix.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Dr Mc Haggis was economical with the truth when he asked Alex Salmond to bend over and part his cheeks for finger examination of his rectum
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    In times gone by men were men and didn't wear gloves when tossing off.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • tyred&weary
    tyred&weary Posts: 243
    As part of their rebuttal of the accusation that the kilt is feminine attire, some Scotsmen turned their Kegel exercises into a competitive sport.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    The lovely Miss Stranraer with her latest purchase from Ann Summers
  • simonhead
    simonhead Posts: 1,399
    :)
    Ballysmate wrote:
    The lovely Miss Stranraer with her latest purchase from Ann Summers
    Life isnt like a box of chocolates, its like a bag of pic n mix.
  • AlexMac1973
    AlexMac1973 Posts: 406
    Pina shows Hadrian that the Romans aren't the only one who can put up a massive erection.
    Scott S40 Speedster
    Dialled Stay Strong MX20R

    I no longer live in an ivory tower, these days it's vintage white :shock:
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,405
    The lines are closed, my vote has been counted and the winner is:
    Capt Slog wrote:
    In a daring attempt to go over the wall, Oscar Pistorius gets a Scottish inmate to give him a 'leg' up.

    For his novel South African slant and cruel humour :)

    Take it away Slogger.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,405
    arran77 wrote:
    Why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting.
    2 minutes :?: :!: You have less patience than Harold Shipman.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,318
    Arran said it, so I don't need to:
    arran77 wrote:
    Why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    Gosh.

    Sorry chaps, I've been busy. Give me an hour or so and I'll sort it.

    Thanks


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    Here we go, the weirdest one I found today....


    explain-the-image-41.jpg


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Piña's loons take revenge with a ritual burning of the boss.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn

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