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  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,153
    Arrans request for help with his 'wood' lead to a rather bizarre threesome
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,318
    Stavros threatens suicide by burning if the two ladies don't agree to an orgy.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,405
    Mikey wakes up just in time before his cremation after being mistaken for dead.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,405
    Seano's exes gang up on him for being a love rat.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • nathancom
    nathancom Posts: 1,567
    The Scottish Space Program cuts costs by using methane as fuel source.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Clarkson gets Pinas minions to search the woodpile.
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    When Stevo visits Piña's tin can gulag the loons assure him that feeling a small prick in the arse is all part of the job.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,405
    Capt Slog wrote:
    Here we go, the weirdest one I found today....


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    Matthew h pays the price for running out of Sambuca at his family drinks party.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • random man
    random man Posts: 1,518
    Panic at Hucknall barbecue as they run out of lighter fluid
  • tim_wand
    tim_wand Posts: 2,552
    Bhima's Hi Fibre Banana diet leads to woody stools.
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    BTW, when do I have to call a halt and judge this?


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Sean's girlfriend and ex-wife seek revenge when they discover he's two timing both of them.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Capt Slog wrote:
    BTW, when do I have to call a halt and judge this?

    You're the boss, but general consensus would be Wednesday evening :mrgreen:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    arran77 wrote:
    Capt Slog wrote:
    BTW, when do I have to call a halt and judge this?

    You're the boss, but general consensus would be Wednesday evening :mrgreen:

    If it's up to me, then I choose Wednesday 16:00.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • simonhead
    simonhead Posts: 1,399
    Said by Female hillbilly looking angry: "Feckin ell, dont upload that onto facebook or some tw@ will find it and post it on a forum for a caption compotition."
    Life isnt like a box of chocolates, its like a bag of pic n mix.
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Disgusted by the Big Girls thread the commuters start a thread of their own, the Scrawny Bloke thread.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,318
    Capt Slog wrote:
    BTW, when do I have to call a halt and judge this?

    Can I vote for Bally and his Clarkson quip, very clever (for him) :D
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Capt Slog wrote:
    BTW, when do I have to call a halt and judge this?

    Can I vote for Bally and his Clarkson quip, very clever (for him) :D

    High praise indeed from the Oscar Wilde of BB. :lol:
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,405
    Ballysmate wrote:
    High praise indeed from the Oscar Wilde of BB. :lol:
    When did Rab C. Nesbitt change his name to Oscar Wilde?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,318
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    High praise indeed from the Oscar Wilde of BB. :lol:
    When did Rab C. Nesbitt change his name to Oscar Wilde?

    Why do you always piddle on everybody's chips? Miserable bloody pathalogical crudmuncher.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,405
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    High praise indeed from the Oscar Wilde of BB. :lol:
    When did Rab C. Nesbitt change his name to Oscar Wilde?

    Why do you always piddle on everybody's chips? Miserable bloody pathalogical crudmuncher.
    Oh cheer up and join the daily Cruddy thread. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em :wink:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,153
    Capt Slog wrote:
    Here we go, the weirdest one I found today....


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    Stevos family get upset when they catch him shagging one of mr Kipling's exceedingly large but juicy cakes
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Matthew h's family urge him to put his wood away before the children saw it.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Piña's family are shocked when they return home to discover him beating his wood again.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • tyred&weary
    tyred&weary Posts: 243
    In the book this was referred to obliquely as 'something nasty in the woodpile'; it was too much to hope for that the film version could leave it unexplained.
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    random man wrote:
    Panic at Hucknall barbecue as they run out of lighter fluid

    This one.

    Simonhead was very close though.


    Take it away Random man


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • random man
    random man Posts: 1,518
    Thanks Captain.

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  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    arran77 is chastised when his latest contribution to the Big Girls thread does not pass the random man 'classy test'.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Arran and Stevo overstep the mark in the Big Girls thread and the mods have to step in to restore order.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • simonhead
    simonhead Posts: 1,399
    Blonde becomes victim of distraction pickpocket
    Life isnt like a box of chocolates, its like a bag of pic n mix.

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