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  • pesky_jones
    pesky_jones Posts: 2,890
    Introducing 'GoPro HERO' (spiderman)
  • pesky_jones
    pesky_jones Posts: 2,890
    Nathan was gutted when he realised all the action was going on behind him.
  • Mccaria
    Mccaria Posts: 869
    Spielberg's early prototypes for C-3PO were dismissed as amateurish and too obviously human.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,318
    The sheer weight of the headcam on Pesky Jones's head saw him veering off to the left, crashing into a lamp post and breaking a collar bone. The video has gone viral and voted as the funniest video of 2014.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,408
    Communter tries in vain to have more cameras mounted on his helmet than Piña has goes at the caption comp.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • AlexMac1973
    AlexMac1973 Posts: 406
    FIFA unveil latest goal line technology.
    Scott S40 Speedster
    Dialled Stay Strong MX20R

    I no longer live in an ivory tower, these days it's vintage white :shock:
  • pesky_jones
    pesky_jones Posts: 2,890
    Pina wants to remember the first day he took the stabilisers his mountain bike
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    Cyberdyne Systems went through a few prototypes before they got to the first "Terminator".


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    The signs were there all those years ago as Rolf would 'commute' past the local girls school.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,318
    edited May 2014
    Stevo's paper weights arrive via a Romanian courier.
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,408
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Stevo's paper wights arrive via a Romanian courier.
    The film crew waits poised as Piña enters the final of the Stranraer 'spelling bee' contest.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,408
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Stevo's paper weights arrive via a Romanian courier.
    Good attempt to edit your way out of that one and so spoil my last entry, hence the quote :wink:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,318
    This prototype camera helmet is seen here after filming the blockbuster porn movie: Makka Pakka and the Tombileeboos.
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,318
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Stevo's paper weights arrive via a Romanian courier.
    Good attempt to edit your way out of that one and so spoil my last entry, hence the quote :wink:

    I never intended to spoil your entry - I forgot we had moved on from brick man.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,408
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Stevo's paper weights arrive via a Romanian courier.
    Good attempt to edit your way out of that one and so spoil my last entry, hence the quote :wink:

    I never intended to spoil your entry - I forgot we had moved on from brick man.
    :lol: I did wonder WTF paperweights had to do with a bloke with helmet cams. It would have still spoiled my entry though :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,318
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Stevo's paper weights arrive via a Romanian courier.
    Good attempt to edit your way out of that one and so spoil my last entry, hence the quote :wink:

    I never intended to spoil your entry - I forgot we had moved on from brick man.
    :lol: I did wonder WTF paperweights had to do with a bloke with helmet cams. It would have still spoiled my entry though :)

    Okay, Nf3 Nc6 - Check.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • nathancom
    nathancom Posts: 1,567
    AlexMac1973 wrote:
    FIFA unveil latest goal line technology.
    AM73 wins because it is funny, I like football and it's the World Cup in THREE weeks.
  • AlexMac1973
    AlexMac1973 Posts: 406
    nathancom wrote:
    AlexMac1973 wrote:
    FIFA unveil latest goal line technology.
    AM73 wins because it is funny, I like football and it's the World Cup in THREE weeks.


    Why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting. Oh $hit it's me, back in a minute. :shock:
    Scott S40 Speedster
    Dialled Stay Strong MX20R

    I no longer live in an ivory tower, these days it's vintage white :shock:
  • AlexMac1973
    AlexMac1973 Posts: 406
    Many thanks Nathancom, in honour here's a snap I took recently.

    funfair.jpg

    Winner announced Friday eve(ish).
    Scott S40 Speedster
    Dialled Stay Strong MX20R

    I no longer live in an ivory tower, these days it's vintage white :shock:
  • simonhead
    simonhead Posts: 1,399
    Topgear repeating the same bad jokes for around a decade.
    Life isnt like a box of chocolates, its like a bag of pic n mix.
  • simonhead
    simonhead Posts: 1,399
    The girls of stranraer were dripping with anticipation when the fair came to town.
    Life isnt like a box of chocolates, its like a bag of pic n mix.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    cock au van

    edit - obviously that should read c ock au van.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,408
    The Lib Dems' roadshow bus takes to the road to repair the Euro election damage.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,318
    UKIP turns up at a local school for some electioneering.
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,408
    Pinno expands the tin can collection capacity for his loon gulag.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,318
    Within hours of parking this truck, hundreds of communters filled it up in eager anticipation...
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  • AlexMac1973
    AlexMac1973 Posts: 406
    Right! Due to lack of interest since Wednesday as everyone seems to be in apology mode and needs to either:

    a: MTFU
    b: Grow a pair
    c: All of the above

    I've decided to call this to a close. The winner is simonhead, it appealed to me (sorry Pina - that's by no means an apology!!!! :wink: )
    simonhead wrote:
    The girls of stranraer were dripping with anticipation when the fair came to town.

    All your.
    Scott S40 Speedster
    Dialled Stay Strong MX20R

    I no longer live in an ivory tower, these days it's vintage white :shock:
  • simonhead
    simonhead Posts: 1,399
    tour.jpg?s=00d259e281d8dbabefe5c
    Life isnt like a box of chocolates, its like a bag of pic n mix.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,318
    These gatecrashers, pictured in the top right corner known as Arran, Stevo and Matthew were quickly removed from Abramovic's daughters birthday party and given a good kicking in the coal bunker.
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  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Three dads try to blend it when they check up on they're children at the party.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn

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