The return of...Caption Competition

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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,318
    Stevo shifts his tax evasion office to Southern Sudan and gets a great tan on the way.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Some roadies will go to extreme lengths to hide their gay Lycra.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,318
    To prevent being shot whilst riding through Scotland, Arran tries this unique brick based body armour.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    To prevent being shot whilst riding through Scotland, Arran tries this unique brick based body armour.

    Why the feck would I want to be riding in Scotland :P
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,318
    arran77 wrote:
    To prevent being shot whilst riding through Scotland, Arran tries this unique brick based body armour.

    Why the feck would I want to be riding in Scotland :P

    Well, great roads, great forest trails, hardly any traffic, fantastic scenery, friendly people, proper beer, whisky galore, Salmon leaps, mountains, great Glens, beautiful lochs.... Yeah, why would you want to go riding in Scotland?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • mr_goo
    mr_goo Posts: 3,770
    Tonka Bikes. Bikes That Last.
    Always be yourself, unless you can be Aaron Rodgers....Then always be Aaron Rodgers.
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Scottish riders make plans for the referendum on independence.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,318
    English bricky heads back south ahead of referendum just in case he may have to actually do some work to stay in Scotland.
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  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Due to vastly overweight but well heeled clients bike manufacturers introduce new stress tests.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    The phrase "push bike" is lost in translation.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    English bricky heads back south ahead of referendum just in case he may have to actually do some work to stay in Scotland.

    English bricky heads back south ahead of referendum just in case he gets trapped in Scotland forever.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Production costs slashed for the next series of Auf Wiedersehen Pet.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,318
    The 1 bag of cement and 3 bags of sand was next on the agenda.
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  • AlexMac1973
    AlexMac1973 Posts: 406
    Man trapped in african mobile jenga tournament.
    Scott S40 Speedster
    Dialled Stay Strong MX20R

    I no longer live in an ivory tower, these days it's vintage white :shock:
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,407
    Right, I'm calling time on this one now so as not to get in the way of me stuffing my face, drinking and watching the footy later on. Despite Pinno's attempt to win by out arranning arran and putting in more than half of the entries for the comp, the winner is:
    nathancom wrote:
    Arran patents his design for a portable glory hole.

    by managing to combine base smut with a slur on a fellow Bracketeer. All yours Nathan.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • nathancom
    nathancom Posts: 1,567
    Ok, to avoid the why are we waiting crowd...

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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,407
    Communting arms race reaches dangerous levels.

    (PS: when is results day?)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]

  • Later, she explained to the court that her husband's reaction to her neighbour shining his lights at their bedroom window each night had simply taken a slightly bizarre turn.
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Stevo makes a home video of his latest gravity assisted ride for his good friend Piña.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,318
    Gopro goes silly.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,318
    Gopro works in association with the Alsager route organisers.
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,318
    Mikey gets prepared for his holiday in Biarritz.
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,318
    Crime epidemic in Stranraer prompts the police into using mobile CCTV.
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,318
    Some entrants of the national muff diving competition go to extraordinary lengths to get a good angle.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,407
    Some entrants of the national muff diving competition go to extraordinary lengths to get a good angle.
    :lol: :shock: :wink:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • nathancom
    nathancom Posts: 1,567
    Tuesday winner announced
  • simonhead
    simonhead Posts: 1,399
    Having heard Nina was in town Pina was determined to get a picture to go in "the Big girls thread".
    Life isnt like a box of chocolates, its like a bag of pic n mix.
  • finchy
    finchy Posts: 6,686
    James Bond was very disappointed by the new Q.
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,153
    Local PE teacher tries out his boys shower cap
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Piña goes to extreme lengths to prove that there are good looking women in Scotland.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn