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  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,673
    Arran dreams of reaching 25mph on his electric bike
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,673
    simonhead wrote:
    "Dave, when you said you had something large, hot and throbbing that i would love to share my bed with that isnt what i had in mind. It simply isnt big enough."
    simonhead!! :D Where have you been hiding?? Spill the beans?
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • simonhead
    simonhead Posts: 1,399
    seanoconn wrote:
    simonhead wrote:
    "Dave, when you said you had something large, hot and throbbing that i would love to share my bed with that isnt what i had in mind. It simply isnt big enough."
    simonhead!! :D Where have you been hiding?? Spill the beans?

    Saudi, Gabon & Aberdeen mostly
    Life isnt like a box of chocolates, its like a bag of pic n mix.
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,673
    simonhead wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    simonhead wrote:
    "Dave, when you said you had something large, hot and throbbing that i would love to share my bed with that isnt what i had in mind. It simply isnt big enough."
    simonhead!! :D Where have you been hiding?? Spill the beans?

    Saudi, Gabon & Aberdeen mostly
    Security work? It's not that I'm being nosy, it's just that I'm nosy. Welcome back :D
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • simonhead
    simonhead Posts: 1,399
    seanoconn wrote:
    simonhead wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    simonhead wrote:
    "Dave, when you said you had something large, hot and throbbing that i would love to share my bed with that isnt what i had in mind. It simply isnt big enough."
    simonhead!! :D Where have you been hiding?? Spill the beans?

    Saudi, Gabon & Aberdeen mostly
    Security work? It's not that I'm being nosy, it's just that I'm nosy. Welcome back :D

    Nah, oil and gas recruitment. Saudi - never again if I can help it, Gabon is OK and Aberdeen is well Aberdeen
    Life isnt like a box of chocolates, its like a bag of pic n mix.
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,153
    seanoconn wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    Pee Wee Herman mucked up his first chance to make sweeeet love to a lady
    I didn't think anyone else would recognise Pee Wee's bike :lol:

    the inner geek in me :oops:
  • florerider
    florerider Posts: 1,112
    when you said it was time for a quick chase into the bedroom I didn't think you meant with the Derny
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,815
    Kowalski sulked when the wrong kind of pussy turned up for what he'd hoped would be his ideal threesome.
    Kinesis Pro6
    Marin Nail Trail
    Cotic Solaris
  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
    Oh I see! So that's what the lube was for ya bastard.
  • random man
    random man Posts: 1,518
    When you said you were into rubber, I never thought you meant this, pervert!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,405
    Veronese awakes to find an exhaust pipe up his exhaust pipe.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,153
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Veronese awakes to find an exhaust pipe up his exhaust pipe.

    I thought his pipes were covered in moss?
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Right you lot, results time

    5a55d0.jpg

    Today's winner is......
    simonhead wrote:
    "Dave, when you said you had something large, hot and throbbing that i would love to share my bed with that isnt what i had in mind. It simply isnt big enough."

    Over to you Simon.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • simonhead
    simonhead Posts: 1,399
    IMG_0049.jpg


    Many thanks, I have selected a picture from a local event to me. Will select a winner on Tuesday evening.
    Life isnt like a box of chocolates, its like a bag of pic n mix.
  • florerider
    florerider Posts: 1,112
    Runner denies doping changes the nature of the competition
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    team47b finally accepts that he's too old for cycling and takes up something a little more sedate.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Mccaria
    Mccaria Posts: 869
    Lance Armstrong returns to competition
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,318
    After going down the slippery slope into obscurity, Jan Ullrich decides to go on a diet.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,318
    Walking on two legs proved to be an unlikely but positive side effect of Mad Cows Disease.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,318
    It's not quite what Stevo had in mind when he went back to his home town to see a 'Cattle show'.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,318
    Club Bongo welcomes another heffer.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,318
    Team47b moonlights as the Barcelos FC mascot to raise cash for an old bicycle.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,318
    Finchy grows a thick skin and horns after receiving death threats concerning his new avatar.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,318
    The new 'Animal erotica' inflatable range should be a hit with seantheconn.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,405
    Inviting his ex-wife on a skiing holiday was probably not Seano's brightest idea.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    It's a Knockout isn't the same without Stuart Hall.
  • finchy
    finchy Posts: 6,686
    Cross-country skier turns out to be a flat track bull-y.
  • Mccaria
    Mccaria Posts: 869
    My hamster ate Freddie Starr
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,405
    And the winner of 'Miss Stranraer' is.....
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • simonhead
    simonhead Posts: 1,399
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    And the winner of 'Miss Stranraer' is.....

    Is the winner, having spent an evening in Stranraer before getting an early ferry I can vouch that if this indeed is probably at the level of "talent" on offer. Stevo over to you.
    Life isnt like a box of chocolates, its like a bag of pic n mix.

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