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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,318
    Dwarf: I was born under a wandering star.
    Pony: If you don't shuttup...
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Chernobyl fears of genetic pollution are unfounded says Russian media
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • nathancom
    nathancom Posts: 1,567
    Eric Pickles and Long Dong Silver met on match.com and enjoy curry nights and long walks in the paddock
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Ukip candidate and his one trick pony.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,318
    Shergar's cryogenically preserved sperm produced some surprising results.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    And tonight's winner is........
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Dwarf tossing plumbs new depths.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,405
    Cheers Arran :)

    Try this one for size...

    brick_transportation%25255B2%25255D.jpg

    Results on saturday eve.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,318
    The bricks for Pinas International tin can Gulag HQ arrives.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,318
    Nathancom gets a delivery of bricks as he has come to the conclusion that chewing them is easier than arguing with Vtech.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    The Indian team really struggle in this years Giro.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Question raised in Road General:_
    Will I notice a difference in speed if I upgrade from housebrick to breeze block?
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,673
    Reports of a Big Bad Wolf in the area, scare villagers into action.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,318
    Man moves house after argument with wife.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,318
    Vtech's attempt to loose weight by adding a brick to his pannier gets a bit out of hand.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,318
    Living proof that they just don't make bicycles like they used to.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,318
    edited May 2014
    Bob of 'Bobs bricks' Ltd, pictured here before the disastrous downhill section, wished he had purchased those Swiss stop brake pads.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,318
    Norman Tebbit's African counterpart goes one step further in his bid to find work.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,318
    Bob was looking forward to building his all singing all dancing brick sh1t house.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,318
    Jewson's newly established Nigerian branch hires locals to deliver building supplies.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,673
    Stevo heads to Wales for some exciting gravity (yawn) action.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Piña strolls off with the Bruiser after Stevo eventually persuaded him to buy it.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,405
    seanoconn wrote:
    Stevo heads to Wales for some exciting gravity (yawn) action.
    That just might not be the best approach to win this particular caption comp :wink:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    Stevo heads to Wales for some exciting gravity (yawn) action.
    That just might not be the best approach to win this particular caption comp :wink:

    It's about as funny as the womble gets though :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,673
    arran77 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    Stevo heads to Wales for some exciting gravity (yawn) action.
    That just might not be the best approach to win this particular caption comp :wink:

    It's about as funny as the womble gets though :wink:
    :P :P One for each of you
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    seanoconn wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    Stevo heads to Wales for some exciting gravity (yawn) action.
    That just might not be the best approach to win this particular caption comp :wink:

    It's about as funny as the womble gets though :wink:
    :P :P One for each of you

    You're funnier than Piña though :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,405
    arran77 wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    Stevo heads to Wales for some exciting gravity (yawn) action.
    That just might not be the best approach to win this particular caption comp :wink:

    It's about as funny as the womble gets though :wink:
    :P :P One for each of you

    You're funnier than Piña though :wink:
    That's a backhanded compliment if ever there was one :D
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    Stevo heads to Wales for some exciting gravity (yawn) action.
    That just might not be the best approach to win this particular caption comp :wink:

    It's about as funny as the womble gets though :wink:
    :P :P One for each of you

    You're funnier than Piña though :wink:
    That's a backhanded compliment if ever there was one :D

    :mrgreen:

    Piña's about as funny as a dose of the clap.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • simonhead
    simonhead Posts: 1,399
    When they said miss stranraer was built like a brick out house.......
    Life isnt like a box of chocolates, its like a bag of pic n mix.
  • nathancom
    nathancom Posts: 1,567
    Arran patents his design for a portable glory hole.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,405
    arran77 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    Stevo heads to Wales for some exciting gravity (yawn) action.
    That just might not be the best approach to win this particular caption comp :wink:

    It's about as funny as the womble gets though :wink:
    :P :P One for each of you

    You're funnier than Piña though :wink:
    That's a backhanded compliment if ever there was one :D

    :mrgreen:

    Piña's about as funny as a dose of the clap.
    Stop back pedalling and trying to suck up to him now :P
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]

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