The return of...Caption Competition

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  • SlipSpace
    SlipSpace Posts: 46
    Proof they let midgets join the Police these days
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,948
    Constable Savage finally gets his comeuppance.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Officers 'helmet' cam is put to good use.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    New 'hard' line policing is met with the approval of local resident.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    Well, it's been a bumper competition with some fantastic entries. If it were up to me you'd all win. However, decorum dictates I must pick a fave so.....

    in third place is
    arran77 wrote:
    New 'hard' line policing is met with the approval of local resident.
    second place is
    Akirasho wrote:
    Simon Pegg Stars In "Hot Fuzz Two"
    but the winner, and the new KING is
    pinarello001 wrote:
    If she keeps that up, i'll be taking down her particulars.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,619
    Sorry for the delay folks, been 'away' :wink:

    Right here goes:

    Funny-politicians-40.jpg
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Chinese politicians get a little carried away Gangnam style.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Chinese immigrants arriving at Stranraer fight for work at Piña's tin can sweat shop.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,948
    edited April 2014
    Hands up if you think Arran has too many goes at the caption comp.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Hands up if you think Arran has too many goes the the caption comp.

    W@nker :P
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,948
    arran77 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Hands up if you think Arran has too many goes at the caption comp.

    W@nker :P
    You'll be lucky to win with that one. Quality not quantity :wink:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Hands up if you think Arran has too many goes at the caption comp.

    W@nker :P
    You'll be lucky to win with that one. Quality not quantity :wink:

    Fair point Stevo, is this any better...

    Hands up if you think Stevo is a w@nker.

    :P
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • pesky_jones
    pesky_jones Posts: 2,890
    The Chinese blindness support group celebrate with a group high five
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,948
    arran77 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Hands up if you think Arran has too many goes at the caption comp.

    W@nker :P
    You'll be lucky to win with that one. Quality not quantity :wink:

    Fair point Stevo, is this any better...

    Hands up if you think Stevo is a w@nker.

    :P
    The harder you try, the more relevant my entry becomes :wink:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    The next turn for Karaoke is hotly contested
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    Early trials of the Chinese Male Syncronised Swimming Team showed that there was a lot of work to do.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    ok guys there's only one place left in the lifeboat
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pesky_jones
    pesky_jones Posts: 2,890
    Giant bumblebees are a real problem in China
  • florerider
    florerider Posts: 1,112
    China hears that V-tech is dropping the car keys into the hat for the next wife swapping party
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,619
    RESULTS RESULTS RESULTS:

    The w@nker came close with this:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Hands up if you think Arran has too many goes at the caption comp.

    ..but the winner is the w@nkers advocate with it's veiled reference:
    arran77 wrote:
    Chinese immigrants arriving at Stranraer fight for work at Piña's tin can sweat shop.

    Over to you A77.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Thanks Piña :)

    Unlucky Stevo :P

    Here we go then, winner picked on Saturday evening......

    24m4xf4.jpg
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,619
    Do you always sleep with the light on?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,619
    As you can see, this man fell in love with the wrong bike.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • tyred&weary
    tyred&weary Posts: 243
    Years back his solicitor told him . . .

    "You'll need a photo of you 'sleeping' with the local 'bike' to get a divorce."

    . . . he's still married, but his solicitor is a used car salesman now.
  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
    Oh well doesn't look like anyone's getting a ride tonight!
  • pesky_jones
    pesky_jones Posts: 2,890
    Arran wanted to take a Harley to bed but failed
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,948
    The novelty finally wears off for Seano.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,219
    Pee Wee Herman mucked up his first chance to make sweeeet love to a lady
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,782
    matthew h wrote:
    Pee Wee Herman mucked up his first chance to make sweeeet love to a lady
    I didn't think anyone else would recognise Pee Wee's bike :lol:
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • simonhead
    simonhead Posts: 1,399
    "Dave, when you said you had something large, hot and throbbing that i would love to share my bed with that isnt what i had in mind. It simply isnt big enough."
    Life isnt like a box of chocolates, its like a bag of pic n mix.

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