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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,318
    Bob wished he had used Veet to de-hair his bollox.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • tim_wand
    tim_wand Posts: 2,552
    Grant and Phil Mitchells return and subsequent exits from Eastenders were getting more and more implausible.
  • nathancom
    nathancom Posts: 1,567
    Colonel Saunders finally exposes secret recipe for Kentucky Fried Chicken.
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    ballsoffire.jpg

    As the hamster wouldn't leave voluntarily, the only option was to smoke him out.
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Benito felt so dirty after admitting he was a commuter that he had to enlist the help of Piña to try and cleanse himself.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • AlexMac1973
    AlexMac1973 Posts: 406
    Street artists fail to recreate human air balloon.
    Scott S40 Speedster
    Dialled Stay Strong MX20R

    I no longer live in an ivory tower, these days it's vintage white :shock:
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    MP's vain attempt to burn any evidence after slipping a ruffie to a young researcher dressed as a chicken
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
    Decision time. The winning caption is

    "As the hamster wouldn't leave voluntarily, the only option was to smoke him out."

    We'll done, it's all yours GiantMike.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,318
    Why are we wait...you know the rest.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Why are we wait...you know the rest.

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    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,405
    I reckon after 24 hours the runner up should pick one. CB, who was the first placed loser?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    I reckon after 24 hours the runner up should pick one. CB, who was the first placed loser?
    Why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,405
    arran77 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    I reckon after 24 hours the runner up should pick one. CB, who was the first placed loser?
    Why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting.
    STFU and go post some pics in the girls thread will ya :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    Oooh, bloody hell. Didn't realise I'd won. Picture inbound in a couple of minutes.....
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    Well, as I'm the KING again, I'll be judging you lot on Saturday...

    phpKEAWZDPM.jpg
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Is that a truncheon in your pocket or are you enjoying yourself?
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Caption removed as previous poster beat me to it.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Officer shows member of public his helmet.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    C'mon. let's be having you. When I've had you my mate will have you as well.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Caption removed as previous poster beat me to it.

    I hope you are quicker on your bike……… :wink:
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Slowmart wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Caption removed as previous poster beat me to it.

    I hope you are quicker on your bike……… :wink:


    Your missus reckons you are too quick as well.
    What could she possibly mean? :lol:
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,318
    If she keeps that up, i'll be taking down her particulars.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    The long arm of the law is going to reach around to grab her tits.
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Little Policeman: You think you've got reason to grin mate, when she does that to me her arse will be grinding on my face.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    This wasn't what the sergeant had meant when he told his officers to improve race relations.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Nap D and Colin the Cop prove that there are perks to being plod.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,673
    phpKEAWZDPM.jpg

    Stop and search ordered to open her pleb gate for thorough investigation
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • Akirasho
    Akirasho Posts: 1,892
    seanoconn wrote:
    phpKEAWZDPM.jpg

    Stop and search ordered to open her pleb gate for thorough investigation

    Simon Pegg Stars In "Hot Fuzz Two"
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Met officer shoots his load over civilian rather than shooting them dead.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • florerider
    florerider Posts: 1,112
    I said go book some twocers, not twerkers.

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